lemon
May 13, 2008  [365]
  • i did this, fruit! it is so lemony that i cannot believe how sour it is to do a word again. lemons suck and i am not buying it at all. this site disappointed me big time and now that's a lemon! ah fuck crapmistic shit going on here because i'm writing about a word i already wrote about. go and die off! sixty seconds is done now............

    [meg]

  • What? Lemons again? Blasphemy! I thought there would be more than just one word. Ah well, I shall carry on. Hmm, this is quite an interesting site. I'll be sure to bookmark it, though hopefully I won't always be writing about lemons. I wonder if this the longest entry anyone's ever made on lemons? Hope this doesn't just turn into a speed writing test. This train of thought is sort of like reading ulysses again. oh dear it's over now.

    [Again]

  • Ah, lemons. I don't mind lemons. I used to like them more than I do now. Their taste is good. Biting. I like tastes like lemon tastes. I like lemonade, though on the whole perhaps prefer orangeade. I used to prefer lemonade, maybe just on principle. Yes, I used to like lemons because I liked the colour yellow. I like it less now, so I like lemons a bit less. That's not to say I don't like them, but I prefer an orange.

    [lecks]

  • during these hot days i like some lemon in my glass of water. But i do not have any lemons. Maybe i should buy some at the shop?

    [Van Meller]

  • Green thingy, pretty sour, tastes good with sugar. First found in the fridge of the neighbour. Discovery of the lemon has made the life of thousends of humans considerably more pleasant. The evil variaty, however, bites.

    [Sander]

  • the sun light bright fruit in a tunnel food for thought

    [Jambox]

  • Watch out its raining large yellow succulent lemons. Walking to work today, I was unable to defend myself against the onslaught of lemons. They were raining down like apples and oranges. My morning lassitude was no match for the attention that they demanded. I wiped my eyes of drowsiness and set my goals on avoiding being clobbered by a wild dispatch of mad lemons.

    [peg]

  • ugh those things are sour man all yellow and stuff, sometimes i'll get mixed up with limes since they look basically the exact same just a different colour you know? but yeah mostly you just chuck em in your corona or over some fish maybe that's always tasty. i guess you could use it for tequila as well.

    [JP]

  • lemony yellow. thats my favourite colour, bright and radiant, full of life, vibrant, brings a smile to the face kind of colour

    [praveen]

  • lemon squash. lemon sings bono. yellow. sour. just how i am today. kate sings how her boyfriend says she drinks too much lemon cos she's so sour. and bitter. like me. like today. but actually, lemons are so bright and cheerful. they're so deceiving. just like me. like me, today.

    [ii]

  • orange
    blue navy
    juice
    ice
    age
    cut
    water
    circle
    match
    jorge
    james
    walker
    honey

    [hh008]

  • lemon

    [jay]

  • I had a taste for something sour. Candy wouldn't do it. I needed something fresh and clean, so I went to the store and bought a lemon.

    [Christian]

  • Lemon yellow, the car cruised down the street. It's paint work was stripping and worn at places, revealing a tangy brown that

    [Dowie]

  • its green in a kinda fuzzy way, but no one knows how exactly pineapples are related to it, let alone the fact that lemurs eat pears for no good reason. stories involving pies are awesome, mainly due to the brown sticks. dont eat children meat is best no seating here donavan

    [john Starr]

  • A car that doesn't work. yellow and puckered. i dont know if they are good but i like them. i guess that is the definition of taste. i like sucking lemons they taste good to me other people would say that i was really wrong and that lemons suck. I like lemons better than other things. i like chocolate more. i don't like cars that don't work

    [Jennifer]

  • Lemons on lemon trees along the Mediterranean coast provide both fragrance and beauty for the tourist.

    [davidc]

  • There was a time and a place, somewhat before children, where I would sit of an evening and choose which lemon I would pluck from the tree.

    They tasted good in G&T.

    [Jamon]

  • Is so nice, its pretty bitter but I like the sour taste. Nice colour to, but limes are both disgusting looking and tasting. Lemon goes well with teliqua, water and tea (so I'm told). Have very little else to say about it really except that writing about Lemons for 60 seconds is much harder than I thought.

    [Lee Kennedy]

  • Lemons are a fantastic addition to food, making spinach and many other meals that much more delicious. Lemons are usually the brightest yellow, and grow on lemon trees; lemon leaves smell wonderful.

    [kroms]

  • the lemon wallpaper peeling like the fruit reveals not segmented citrus but mildew and drywall. drywall now wet wall crumbling like lemon zest into damp piles around the kitchen wainscotting. i wish sawdust was not everything i ate and i want to vacuum myself out of this moldy box.

    [caro]

  • makes me think of the band blind melon. love their cd 'nico'. But well, it's melon, not lemon...

    [mathieu]

  • lemons are in green or yellow colour..it

    [Minah]

  • nasty when they put it in your coke without asking.

    [Anon]

  • It was a lemon, I did all I could to make it a mango but alas it was always going to be a lemon.
    Despite that I devoloped a love for it, maybe it was the time and effort Id put in that did that.

    [Marls]

  • Lemon's are yellow and juicy. They make my mouth pucker when I bite into one. They are great with seafood, however make fried seafood a little soggy. Lemon's actually used to grow on the trees in the back yard of the house I grew up in. So did oranges. Lemon's are fun to give to a baby just to see them cringe. They make cute faces.

    [Libby]

  • it hurt so bad, but it felt so good. I've never been so complete. I loved it, needed it, wanted it. The taste of it was exquisite, taking me into a wild ride of pleasure.

    [shored]

  • How do you turn a lemon into lemonade? Its how you think about it! Focus on the good that comes out of it not the bad that happened. How? Think about God! "All things work together for good" "You can do ALL things through Christ"

    [Todd]

  • I shoved the lemon inside her. She screamed with a mixture of panic and pain. She had no idea that this would be her first sexual experience and although it was somewhat exotic, it wasn't quite what she had emailed me requesting.

    Perhaps now she would give pregnancy a second thought.

    [Jake V Bishop]

  • its yellow and round juice is made out of it and i love the flavor of it... its adds lot of spice to the food..lemon color is a very rare color and most of them like it.. it has thorns around it wen its in the plant but its a good

    [pavithra]

  • it's only one word? what about here? maybe there are two words in only one word, yea really, there can be two words in only one word. One word is sometimes enough to say what you think, sometimes it isn't. Oneword has

    [Ace]

  • Sour, waxy refreshing. Stuff of Mediterranean dreams - sunshine encapsulated. Tiny popping sacs of liquid vit c scorching down your throat.

    [Michelle]

  • lemon

    [ps]

  • this is something that gives taste to many other dishes, but isn't enjoyed by itself by many people. sour as a lemon describes taste and emotion, very aptly with personal connotations and facial expressions able to be thought of easily. lemon juice is nice to add to some alcoholic drinks

    [shaun]

  • when life gives you lemons make lemonade. limes are better than lemons because we can use them for mojitos. lemon yellow is a fugly colour. lemon pie is delish. Lemony Snicket is a fantastoc children"s author for adults.

    [Gryffindork]

  • Lemons are yellow, how surprising. But yellow brings with it a variety of felling. It bring happiness from the sun above, but somehow it evokes anger. The opposition of these two emotions amazes me. How can we get these two opposite emotions? We are such complex people.

    [Robin]

  • Yellow, reluctant to stop growing. Sour. Remedy for health issues, painted in pictures. Significant for smell.

    [Srewolf]

  • Yellow succulent tartness
    fresh biting n the tongue
    stinging the eyes

    Lemons don't make you cry thats onions

    Smells clean
    cleaning products that saturated your house
    It was never mine
    You made sure.

    [Gaayathri]

  • wt's this >>.?

    [rajesh]

  • Sour and Ive had way too many of them lately. They are yellow and they sting cuts. Not very tasty. Much better on ceasar salad.

    [Naturella]

  • Sour, tequila shots, being kinda tipsy last night but not quite as drunk as Amy.

    [Drew]

  • lemon...bright and citric...the color of freshness the color of life of love that is limitless...gone the reds when the this bright color take over
    the insides filled with meaning deeper that the mind can understand...the outer side warning before you eneter or you'll get absorbed into its never ending beauty.

    [tanzerella]

  • lemons, lemonade, the song of summer time, of heat and shade and the sound of cicadas. THe reflections from the pool swim across the ceiling as we lay on the floor watching movies, waiting for permission to go back to the water. It was the best time of my life, the summer, every summer, until he died, and the house was no longer the same.

    [summerdragon]

  • tasty lemon juice. This is so good you know. Wry good! Unbeliavebly Just Awesome! Tasty. Just like chocolote :) Mmmmm... Seriuosly, don't you like it? Such a tasty thing... It even gives paranoia XD And makes me rofl.

    [Snapel]

  • lemon

    [Laurie Sykora]

  • you are so yellow and fresh, i just feel like squeezing you.. you're somethimes green though and i feel like ..

    [belgin]

  • tangy, citrus, small and yellow green, lemonade, yummy, nice, cuts sweet, makes things less salty, grows on trees,

    [aks]

  • There was once a struggle of good versus evil. A noble knight made out of lemons fought vailiently against the Sabre toothed like, but lost. This is why we no longer say "when life gives you lemons", instead we say, "when death takes lemons away"

    [Loather]

  • lemon is life , sweet sour and lmony , lemon wards off demons and refreshes your body mind and soul. drink it taste it squeeze it it always gives the bst results no matter how you use it. thats what life too is all about, living is like a lemon.

    [bhavya bhatt]

  • I do love lemonade, it becomes easier and easier to make with mixes, but never tastes as good as homemade. Pink is favorite, it needs a tall slim glass with a pink straw.

    [Betsy Cord]

  • Ah, cyanide!
    dimples in the foresight
    stripped of disgrace
    discontent
    DISCO TENT
    If only it would snow.
    Winter is my roof.
    Inside? Indoors, it rains.
    A seeping rushing STICK.

    [daz]

  • yellow fruit, tasty. hmm i like tea with it. uuu and ice cream in this flavor! Yeah!

    [Rafcio]

  • life gives you lemons. i think it's kinda funny. why does life give you lemons? the only thing you can do with lemons is make lemonade. and take shots. lemon drop shots. ha! lemons are yellow and oblong and funny shaped. i don't like them much, although they do add nice flavor to chicken sometimes. sometimes i'd eat them raw.

    [smurf]

  • At the place I work, there's lemons. At a restaruant, I was asked if I wanted lemon. They were cut up, but I forgot how to say that, and said they were all fucked up. When you have lemons, juggle them.

    [brandEE]

  • lemon trees are growing somewhere and someone is tending to them.
    not i.
    the citrus yellow orbs glistening in the sun.
    the tang lying latent under a lush yellow rind.
    sour and languid at the same time.

    [michelle]

  • this lemon is squishy and yellow but it might be turning brown soon. please use for turkish salad dressing immediately. Don't use too much olive oil. keep it simple, stupid. this lemon can also be used for preventing rape, for instance, if you were confronted by a rapist during a salad tossing session. I hope this helps.

    [Pete M]

  • Lemon is very acid, but I like it when it is screwed into a cup of wine. Indeed, I don't drink.

    [MS Li]

  • there was a time in this life of mine i felt the wrath of the lemon. it breached my limits of life and couldnt feel the rest of my life. please, lord almighty, take my soul for i need a peace not of thyne. in the night i stand to rest in my eternal fountian of truth.

    [dubie]

  • yellow, yet afraid, hiding behind a rough skin lies a bittersweet layer which makes the face

    [Ry Ellingson]

  • well im very tired and the idea of a lemon simply reminds me of pee because of the color and my irritated eye. if life gives you lemons you paint that shit gold the new album by atmosphere.

    [Jacob]

  • Sweet, sour, sometimes used as a slang term for an internet story involving pornographic content, also used to describe a broken or useless car. Put in tea or water at resturaunts. Goes well with lime.

    [Josh Moore]

  • lemons leave this irrisistably sour taste in the mouth... my grandmother loves the feeling of a lemon seed, the slipperyness of it. i wish other things would be slippery. like grades. places where evil people walk. mmm lemons. lemons and butter to get the contrast. i love contrast, i guess, contrast and tartness as well... tart

    [jane]

  • "sitting up here in the boring room, just another day another afternoon, i
    m wasting my time i got nothing to do. i'm hanging around i'm waiting for u but nothing ever happens, and i wonder."
    lemon tree.. hehe

    [Ronny]

  • "This car is a lemon," he said, nicely.
    "You're a fuckin faggot," the salesman said, quite out of character. "Buy the goddamn car or I'll kill your family."
    "I'm not buying no lemon."
    So, the customer went home, to find his family all sitting at the dinner table ready for him, throats cleanly slit and blood pooling under the table.
    "Should have bought that lemon," he said.

    [Emmet]

  • lemon juice on a hot summer day.. wat more cud one want for now.. lemon juice so iced and cold.. this is soo good.. all for on e losy buck.. cool eh

    [Ronny]

  • the lemon was sour. it burned my tongue and cheeks as i bit into its fleshy fruit.

    [brent]

  • lemon is sour, but I love the taste of it. It's yellow in colour usually, but sometimes it comes in green. Now, green lemon can be used to make dragonfruit enzymes wine, which is really good to drink and it is also healthy for the body. Lemon has good anti-oxidant properties and it is also somewhat like a citrus fruit, I think, so there's a lot of vitamin C.

    [Lynette]

  • Lemos are a juicy tart little yellow creation. I usually serve them on the edge of a glass or fanned out on a plate for maximum viewing pleasure of the guest. Lemons are edible but not too tasty on their own. It sucks to get a lemon seed stuck in your straw! Oh well though :P It looks like the time is just about up

    [Thom]

  • lemon tree, very pretty, but the lemon flower is sweet. Interesting how lemons are everything that is good and bad in the world - both bitter and sweet. In moderation, the lemon is a tasty addition to tea or salmon, but when overused, it ruins an otherwise perfectly good meal. Most things in life are this way. Production in music - only the right amount is acceptable, too much or too little and the song is ruined. I assume almost every thing in life is this way.

    [AJS]

  • lemon lemon on the tree, what's your purpose to be seen? eat and drink and full of zest, makes a person feel like rest. lemon lemon on the tree, won't you be my lemony?

    [charred]

  • Lemons are the most wonderful fruit. They can increase the pain of a wounded soldier, or pucker the face of a small child. Don't ever combine a lemon with a lime however, you might just explode with sourgasm. Sourgasm happens when you have an overstimulation of your

    [Tyler Schexnayder]

  • "lemons are horrible. why would anyone ever want to eat one.: sophia's mom pointed out the goodness of the tart fruit to the pessimistic child.
    "its only good if you add it to something."
    "well," her mom said "not everything can stand on its own. i mean look at you, you wouldnt be here without your family."

    [courtney woods]

  • citrus yellow sour good lemonade happy stand fruit kinda tart but enjoyable not your average fruit a good book i once read mom's old saying lime cherry sonic restaurant drink

    [courtney woods]

  • when she heard me delaying my stay, she made the face she did when she was at grandpa's, eating lemons. or helping me slice the onions. eyes narrowed with caution. i see wrinkles around her eyes. already? and they were not from smiling, i tell you. she worked hard, my poor little sister. she didn't have the time for me, for now we are in the big city.

    [mrswednesday]

  • lemons are really tasty if you eat this one crazy ass fruit from sout africa first its insane. aprrantly if you eat this fruit sour things taste hella sweet dope huh? yeah thats what I thought to . well that my 2 cents what else should I right a bout ? make lemons with lemonade or somthing to that effect...

    [cassidy]

  • I bought about... 30 lemons. I took the lemons and washed them in water, with no soap. Once they were dry I peeled the zest from each one. Following a recipe that I had found on the internet I was going to make some hard liquor flavored of lemons, it would be sugary yet still have the bite of 100% vodka.

    [M]

  • "but i'm allergic to lemons," she said.
    "this is a different kind of lemon. made of oranges," he insisted.
    "well," shrugged she. "okay."

    [mrswednesday]

  • I was walking down the street and I saw this strangely familiar lemon. It looked like my mom on a cold Winter's day, all wrinkled and blond. What an old lemon, tasted like shit really.
    And so here i am, relaxing on a hospital's bed thinking about your huge cock.
    Shit happens all the time doesn't it ? Yeah, such intensity.

    [ran]

  • bright and yellow, but sour. too sour. distorts your face. distorts your brain. distorts your tongue. a fruit with vitamin c, but you never see why you need to take lemon when there are other better fruits with vitamin c to take.

    [clowno]

  • Well i think this is a weird way of telling dyslexic people they dont like people named mel. Hmm i know a mel and i like her ... evil bastards.

    [Terence]

  • She squeezes the fruit in the palm of her hand. She feels the smoothness of the rind. Feels the pores on its surface. She smells the sharp citrus scent. The tangy juice spits out.

    [Kelli]

  • when life gives you lemons...
    you paint that shit gold, son.
    sour honey, summertime loving life.

    [Katie]

  • lemon

    [Taylor]

  • lisps lisp lips puchrififely in bitter stretch. Lemon is your life. can't really eat the fruit just such always thirsty too. Suck/don't. There must be something to do.

    "Fortunately," she said, tossing her hair over her shoulder, "I always have something besides lemons in my frig. I'm sure you do too, Sweetie."

    Alas.

    [Erica]

  • lemons are zesty and they taste good with seafood. they are also good to use when u have stinky food odors on your fingers. you can also use to anti-bacterial your chopping boards. They also taste great in indian pickles. They are yellow in colour

    [s]

  • often god gives you lemons then you should not only make lemonade but plant the seeds of the lemon to grow into thousands of little lemon trees that future generations will look up at and revere. Giving is so much more important than receiving and if the trees grow to heaven then you can see them yourself.

    [Alex]

  • The trait passed you - the love for citris fruits, still on the vine. Your child knows well of the taste so dear, perhaps I passed it on. Her tears are bitter to the core, her smile makes my heart soar. If I could, I'd give her life for all she's given me - hope, life, laughter...and tons of memories. I envy you, in all your tears, for the life you hate to lead. You have her smiles, her tears, her dreams...her days, her nights, her entire life. But I only have the dream. She is my lemon, she is my joy - the light I wish I had. My heart soars when she runs to me...but I'm just her Aunt Mandy.

    [Amanda]

  • The lemon is tart and the child wishes she had sugar. Because without it, there can be no lemonade. At least not the good kind. Because everyone knows that when you're six, the best part of the lemonade is the sugar.

    [Aunt Bee]

  • The lemon sat in the fruit bowl surrounded by bananas, apples and oranges.

    It watched as the other fruit disappeared one by one leaving it by itself to wonder why nobody wanted it.

    [Leonora]

  • my dad brought me a lemon that melted my heart so sweet i couldnt stop think about it the following day, and so i went to look for them they were no where to be found.

    [Sakhile "MSACOST" koaho]

  • zesty fruit that make me perse my lips. good on salmon and fish.

    [Duane]

  • lemon lime, valentines and san margaruite-a-go-gos.

    you were my daisy patch, with daffodils for weedlings and wedding vowed sun-schemes. son-teaming tee-ball teams.
    yellow like the color of our jerseys.

    [Andrew]

  • bumble bee knees. sunshine in san clemente. lemons taste like happiness, and smell like excitement.

    [jessie leigh]

  • I had a lemon once. I hated it, honestly.
    I hated it but I still took it everywhere with me. I guess I needed smething to hate, but not to get hurt from.

    [Hana]

  • theres nothing like the bitter smell of a lemon past its prime. driving down the highway, transmission clunkeing the hell out of everything that screams reliable. theres; nothing like the despair of a breakdown, or the joy of an arrival. constancy is a remote lot for this poor sucker. its not like i couldnt change anything, but its so much to do in so little a space. there is more to say that not be said of a lemon. but i may have said enough yet.

    there s just too much i love about my car. not enough i love about myself. were all too similar in the end.

    [ryan]

  • Golden, yellow, round. Often considered too sour for some, yet it can be a delicacy for others. Little children are taken aback by the taste at first, then soon learn to love it. Lemons are delicious in that they offer so much flavor to different foods. Lemons! Horray!

    [Julianna Haman]

  • Lemons are yellow
    like your teeth,
    like the sun
    you worship.

    You remind me of their sour taste,
    your skin repels me,
    your sight makes my face
    all scrunchy.

    [Israel Gonzalez]

  • yellow, small, sour, ripe, green, lime, sprite, seeds, skin, lips, mouth, taste, smell,

    [shane handal]

  • tekkow pretty tart tangy tasty yellow not tekkow backward keyboarding freak i can't see in the dark, but lemon is a pretty color the pie i ate the other day at work it was really good and i don't even like meringue how in the world do you spell that?

    [amanda]

  • tekkow pretty tart tangy tasty yellow not tekkow backward keyboarding freak i can't see in the dark, but lemon is a pretty color the pie i ate the other day at work it was really good and i don't even like meringue how in the world do you spell that?

    [amanda]

  • tekkow pretty tart tangy tasty yellow not tekkow backward keyboarding freak i can't see in the dark, but lemon is a pretty color the pie i ate the other day at work it was really good and i don't even like meringue how in the world do you spell that?

    [amanda]

  • Lemons are going to take over the planet. We must find a way to eradicate them before they get control over our nuclear weapons. This is an unprecedented turn of events, but it may just be what humanity needs at this point in history.

    [Israel Gonzalez]

  • when god gives you lemons, you find a new god.

    [Dolly]

  • sour sweet - your angry bitter taste still lingers in my mouth, making me salivate, making me hunger for you. my eyes still water, thinking of you.

    [dolly]

  • in my hair its all around squishy and yellowish green juicy sweet sourlips ancient use of lacadaisical luedicy imminent destiny, intrinsic.

    [Zachary Dedmon]

  • pleasure and pain: a slice of lemon in my gin and tonic / a squeeze of lemon on my paper cut.

    [tony]

  • When life gives you lemons
    Dont just through them back
    Take a moment to reflect
    It's the lemons that make the lesson
    It's the lessons that make the difference

    [Whitney]

  • trees smell so delightful, the way the spring comes alive around any citrus plant is a joy de vive that is rarely achieved in the rest of our lives. if you do not have one of these in your house or yard you really should get one, Meyers lemons are my recommendation

    [Anthony]

  • Lemon. Yellow, sour, and full of sexiness.

    No seriously lemons are quite sexy fruits.

    I have no reasoning behind this. They just are. It's kind of like...something else. I'm not sure.

    But lemons are pretty much made of sex. Case Closed.

    [Steve]

  • are yellow, love lemons in the summertime when it's hot and nice. lemons are also pretty, soft skin. when i was young i wanted to sell lemonade. Yellow soft and nice looking and sweet tasting

    [Fae]

  • kind of tangy, yet still quite enjoyable. Topping for many different variations of food. Nice additive for drinks, alcoholic and otherwise. Oblong, bumpy and yellow. Painful if squirted in the eye.

    [keith]

  • A little bit of yellow sun in my mouth as I taste the pouring juice on my lips, and it seems like all will be pain for as long as I know the fruit. I never touched, never ate, never tasted the texure of the viscous surface of the fruit in mind, never.

    [Dan Cole]

  • they say when life give u lemons u make lemonade well what if the lemons are too sour and not sweet what do u make? well instead of lemonade ill just let the lemons rot cuz they were no good from the start.

    [Tony]

  • i guess it doesnt change.

    alright.

    i'm thinking... stuff a lemon in my mouth after you tie me up as tight as you can. smack me, and call me gertrude.

    [aliciajox]

  • is this still the word+

    does it ever not say lemon?

    wtf?

    alright.

    it's not an orange, it's not an apple...

    [aliciajox]

  • Sour, but refreshing, great for cleaning, and much better than the cat-litter smell it covers in my house.

    [Jindo Fox]

  • She held the lemon in her hand, not knowing quite what to do with it. Why did he give her a lemon?
    "You can leave it in all it's bitterness," he said, "or you make into something sweet and have some nice refreshing lemonade. Whatever you do, it's your life. It's up to you."

    [H]

  • He grinned. Tap. Tap. Tap.

    He tapped away at his keyboard. Adding a paragraph here, deleting one there. Making sure never to re-use the old, over-used sexual metaphors.

    He wanted something new. Something true. Something perfect.

    And that was why he was writing lemons - about him and his boyfriend.

    [Gabi]

  • yellow and fresh....very wonderful with cool water, lime and a sprig of mint...and a kiss from you.

    [Ginger]

  • lemons are yellow. they are used widely in the culinary field, of wich i work in. i see them everyday. i touch them everyday. they really arent versatile, but who cares. i like them. but in all actuality... limes are better.

    [albert]

  • lemons are delicious. actually, they are not. if you really want to know, lemons are very sour. if you want to make something with them, make lemonade. that's what they always say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. i made a folder that said that one it once. it was cool. thend. :)

    [lauren]

  • tasty, tangy, zesty makes my mouth pucker. Love the color and the smell. fresh and summery. add some water and a bit of sugar and you'll be surprized at what it come out like. roll it around in a pie and yum yum ym.

    [stuart]

  • I like to eat you lemon, and I like to feel your sourness suck my face to its center. Please don't leave me lemon. Im sorry I hit you and bruised you before eating your insides. If only we could be together forever than everything in this universe would make complete sense. Please lemon, please... dont leave me

    [kelsey]

  • bitter. lemons have this odd taste about them. whenever it touches my tongue it seems to have so many more flavors than just sour. sometimes its a little sweet, other times more bitter than before. lemons are always a surprise to me. i like lemons.

    [Violetta]

  • I've heard the quote, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." The only people who say that are those who've never had to do it. If you knew the shit I've been through, you wouldn't say that to me with a straight face. I've heard lemon juice makes a great spermicide.

    [Emily]

  • so sour in my mouth
    but I cant stop eating them
    i like the bitterness
    it makes everything else taste sweeter


    [jen]

  • lemons once made the front of my teeth rot away. now i've got no enamel there. it could be because of all of the aggressive brushing that i do. i asked my dentist about it once and he wondered whether i was bulemic or not because of all of the wear and tear on my teeth. it's probably the lemons though.

    [tyler]

  • pucker up baby. I'm your main squeeze.
    What, you say you are a limey?
    Now youre in hot water.

    [david]

  • in water,
    i have never liked that,
    dont really understand it i guess.
    you shouldn't just dislike things cuz u
    dont understand them...
    like heterosexuals,
    normal? who's normal these days?

    [Liz]

  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

    [Jsoe L. Diaz]

  • lemons get squeezed. Do they enjoy being squeezed. when life gives you lemons, you should make something with them. Why do lemons make you pucker if you eat them? Lemon zest can make a great dish better.

    [Al Dancy]

  • the lemon was zesty and the yellow of the sun. She squeezed it strongly into the cup and ized it with a little sugar, since tart lemonade was what she liked best. The rest of the lemons were nothing compared to the lemon she had squeezed, and the world would never see a lemon of it's kind again. That glass of lemonade was utterly divine, and it made her think she was a better person for it. She decided maybe she would try to let others see another lemon of its like, so she saved the seeds and planted them behind her house.

    [TLeah]

  • make lemon juice.

    quit complaining about your lot in life.

    90 percent of life is reaction.

    get over it.

    i love you.

    [Matt]

  • i just wanna write. in fact, its my habit writing....
    i also do blogging. as i am a bangali, so i do prefer blogging in bangla. but, bangalis are the most bad persons, in the world. i think, they r always querling,......

    [Nure Alam Masud]

  • The lemon was a fruit my roomate love to eat with daslt and it was much like all the other things she liked to use or do to herself that I felt where a tad obbsurd. Shew was often worried about the way that she looke dan and the things that she did and I often was caught up worrying with her. How must it look to others that she looked in the mirror too much or looked at herself through my eyes too mcuh or that I looked at myself throu8gh my brain too often. How indeed would it appear to a normal person to see me worried that I was making too many mistakes or too fewq or that I was not close enough to God or too cloes? I mean, how could I possiblyu make myself a perfect human when I was not even a very good nonperfect human? It was as if I was a thought floating through space thrying to solidify myself into something that meant something to someone and yet I failed everytime. How could it be that a thought wouuld fail to become something real when all it did was think itself into reality. It was the same as the dream I had last night where I looked at myself in a croud of people and say the wholes in my clothes and simultatniously cared and did not care. They are only clothes after all and yet the show me to other people. What does that mean? To be something more than a vision and yet to be that vision? What does that mean?

    [David Rahaim]

  • lemons are yellow. little girls make lemonade out of them. it tastes god. i used to have a lemonade sand. yellow lemons. ummy sour. lemonade is all i think of. lemonade is amazing. i love lemonade. what else is there about lemons. other then i love lemon flavored anything. warheads, sour patch kids, any of that is amaizing. it is funny to think to the past about selling lemonade

    [Kaela]

  • Lemons are sour and tart. Bad cars are called lemons, I dont know why. The sun is yello, as are lemons. I have it. The sun is a lemon, the galaxy a tree and the universe an earth.

    [paul]

  • When the world gave me lemons some how i ended up with steak tartar and that's just the way things go. nothing adds up for me. no sugar anyway so no lemonade. tart as a fart, baby. come talk to me. hey, i'm not thinkin you bastard! i'm just writing what do you expect. love this freewrite stuff. hoo!

    [GoodChappers]

  • lemon
    i want to squeeze you on my cuts because even though it hurts i know it will clean me, and cleanliness is what i need right now. purging, cleaning, sterile cleanliness, because the squalor is getting fucking old, let me tell you. you're making me hungry for some iced tea.

    [richard]

  • I had a bikini with lemons on it once. It was cute. I was probably too young to wear it,and definitely too self conscious. I wish I hadn't been. Thinking back on it now, I was very skinny. I just thought I was too fat to have my bare stomach be shown in public. It is interesting how perspectives change.

    [kate]

  • the lemon table is the name of the book i'm reading at the moment. half-heartedly. my mind full of other novels i've recently read. when do we pause and let out own words come through. maybe today i'll make a start and put my own on page and screen.

    [bibliobibuli]

  • A lemon head. For real. Not candy. A man, very old looking, with a head the shape of a lemon. I wonder if he has a sour disposition. He turns and looks at me. He wears glasses, not cheap thick department store frames but light polycarbonate ones with no bottom frame. His lips pucker as he is about to speak.

    [Tom]

  • How can I write about a lemon? A lemon? My favorite thing to do with citrus fruit is to separate every tiny piece of the lemon. Every piece of citrus. There are tiny pockets of juice. Tiny pockets that I let explode in my mouth.

    [theseasons]

  • I hate effing writing about lemons. Besides for cleaning purposes and eating them, they really do suck.

    [Charlie]

  • Easter eggs and ceramic bowls thrive on life and love. Endagering our dreams, we ignore the lemon.

    [Lisa Pubigee]

  • the heart beats slow slow slow during the summer and the trees sparkle with the lemon sun and her smile is cut lemon and your heart swells and its all been done before baby so lets get it right or wrong or however its supposed to be done

    [aimee]

  • lemon, lime, and all the things between form the sodas we drink and the drink we beckon for in the inanity of the evening found hopeless in the bar. when the alcohol hits the wall and the last drip of the last drop becomes the last thing in the helpless reaches of our imaginations, we have nothing but a missed opportunity, dripping, sour, sugary, lucious liquid. Enjoy the taste of it all

    [josh]

  • yellow round ovil sour lemonaid fruit spring salades squid lobster taylor yellowbird.

    [sandy]

  • My lips pursed as the yellow liquid seeped into my mouth, stinging the taste buds that covered my tongue.

    "Ew!" I exclaimed the moment the vile substance was down my throat. "How do you eat this?"

    My mom laughed. "It's a lemon, sweety. Of course it's sour."

    [Jennifer Wright]

  • it's salty on the rim, and the land is spread out in an expanse of key lime victory and ragged lemon rind. if you step out too far you'll become part of that, that barren summer, hungry and parched and wasted.

    [vaniteux]

  • lemon, i absolutely love them, theyre so sour and jucy theryre especiall great on fish with spices. it adds a wonderful flavour, this type of fish goes nice with over roasted potatoes or perhaps some squash and sweet potatoes,. my mom always cook these in a nice thing that we gave her one year for christmas it is very colourful and has a cool design around the outside. we don't often give eachother gifts for christmas in my family but that one year we did, and we gave her that pot thing that she always cooks lemons in

    [Michael]

  • A lemon is yellow, sour, and makes your mouth foam.

    When you eat it, it makes your mouth pucker.

    It's the name of a color.

    It's the name of a bad car.

    Why does the poor word get such a bad rap?

    [Kor]

  • The shopping bag was filled to the brim with lemons. Wrinkling nose understood immediately- the brain did not.

    "Where did these all come from?"

    "My friend stopped by for a visit, and gave them to me. They have a lemon tree in their backyard now."

    Although we did not make lemonade, the fruit sweetened my day anyway.

    [elice]

  • bright yellow
    juicy
    sour
    Emmet likes them
    Florida? Maybe.
    Bumpy skin
    Oil to dust with
    Ade...the girls sold $30 worth.
    I like to have many around to squeeze into recipes.

    [Sarah]

  • i like lemons they are yellow they make me think of yellow sunshine which makes me happy and i feel good about life when i see lemons. I always enjoyed the warmth of the sunchin and lemons remind me of hot summerdays and warm sun.

    [Maddie]

  • I think of Jack; I also think it's a relatively bitter fruit, but of course the more accurate word is sour. Sour is pleasurable to me, though, so I choose to say bitter. Either way, I don't like it; I have a friend, interestingly (or not) enough who CAN whistle after eating a lemon; it amazes me.

    [Dane]

  • i like the lemons, they taste almost like there oranges and there tart but they are good, they help with scurvy and i think thats pretty good for me, i love them alot. w

    [Sebastian]

  • She sat at the table and watched as the traffic drifted slowly by. The quaint town she lived in didn't feel like enough for her. There was so many opportunities in the world that she was missing. Cheryl shifted in her chair and glanced down into her water glass as she stirred the industrial, plastic straw and watched the lemon swirl around teh glass in a spiral.

    [Brittany]

  • The typical one.
    The sour friend.
    The sworn enemy.
    The lemon juice drips beneath the shadows of a coward. We can't be what you want us to be, so we make nice and be who we think could please.

    [Kyla]

  • lemons are really great. Tangy. Tasty, and all around great. Crack one open and give it a swing! but, beware for only those of strong wing can keep a straight face.

    [Mary]

  • lemon
    i was reading a little blurb in a magazine earlier (i dont read full articles thank god it was in bold).. that said that dentists would prefer you ate a shit load of chocolate over one nice upper teeth casting slice of lemon.
    this news made my day.

    [al]

  • its a yellow little fruit, all warm and tasty. i like them, a lot really, but only when they flavor things. everything. water, cake, cookies. lemons are in a lot of shit. mostly dessert. i like them.

    [cherie]

  • an apetizing fruit to create great drinks!

    [Elvis]

  • The car was a lemon, she decided. So ratty no amount of sugar could make the proverbial lemonade. When the wheel fell off, all she could do was shake her head. That purchase left a sour taste in her mouth.

    [Wendy]

  • Lemons are sour. Not very tasty on their own but can be quite tasty in pies and lemonade. Don't get the juice in your eye. You'll wink all day like George Costanza. Lemon also refers to a shitty car...why's that? Your guess is as good as mine...
    ANYWAY, Chinese food has lemon chicken. That's good stuff. I prefer Sesame Chicken, but I wouldn't say no to a good plate of lemon chicken.

    [Justin]

  • I took a picture of three lemons in Italy. The photo had it all: blue-and-white checked tablecloth, small iron table and chair, narrow stone alleyway, and fresh yellow lemons. And despite reeking of cliche (or perhaps because of it?), I love it.

    [Kathy]

  • yellow and sour like a lime but not, distinct in its shape and color, distinct in its roundness. pimply all over rough and smooth, like skin but firmer. you have to roll them the right way to get the juice out. you have squeeze them just right to keep the seed in.

    [Lauren]

  • The other day I was eating a lemon and i decided to slice it open except then i cut my finger while slicing it open and the juice started to sting the cut. So then i went crying to my mother but i couldnt find her anywhere and it turns out she was in a lemon patch and was trying to pick some lemons and cut her finger as well, it was very eery.

    [Jessica]

  • sour and bitter, this fruit is useful in many ways but not very fondly eaten. I would think that it is a crucial fruit to the nutrition of many, simply because it has Vitamin C, which is a very useful vitamin, indeed it is one of the more useful ones due to the way it replenishes the health of the immune system. I think that if one were to eat too many of these, one would pucker their face to the point where they would be unrecognizable to their loved ones. Why they would do such a thing I do not know.

    [Ian]

  • lemons are yellow. they are lovely, i enjoy eating them. i especially like them in my water. the pulp is always such a tart and lovely surprise. although not round, they have a nice oval like shape.

    [lauren]

  • Lemons make me smile. Clare likes to taste them. She nibbles the rind. Savors the juice. And holds them in her small fingers. Why would a two year old even want to taste something so sour? Who cares why. I just want to see her learn, act, grow.

    [Bill Ellis]

  • A lemon is yellow. It is round, in a way that a rectangle is square. They say that when life hands you a lemon, you make lemonade. The only problem is that there is no mention of life handing you water or sugar as well.

    [Bryan]

  • hello . i am a crazy person , i don't know what i am doing any more .i think no one does , but they think they do , thats why i'm ahead , because i know i don't have a clue

    [brian gleeson]

  • I was cooking and after the lemon was sliced, I knicked my finger with the edge of the blade. The sweet, tart, painful touch of the juice hit the cut and I wanted to scream. How could something beautiful, tasteful, gorgeous and fragrant...hurt me so much?

    [jeana]

  • A lemon is just as face-screw-upping even when you put sugar on it. The sugar just briefly masks the true taste. There's a brilliant metaphor twisted in that, somewhere...

    [samantha]

  • There was a bowl on the table. It was blue. In the bowl were 3 lemons. They were long and yellow. I chose a lemon. I cut it into slices. The juice stung my fingers. The afternoon was spent over tea. With lemon.

    [Lou]

  • lemons are spitfire sour tangy thingies that make your tastebuds curl and elongate and it also releases quite possibly citric acid into your system, making your insides very much hydrogen-rich. now that see, is an awesome mixture within your gut. it can cause gas and oh man isn't that biochemically amazing? it definitely kills the poetry of things if you ask me

    [Kimi]

  • i like lemons, they rock, sour is the best taste, besides lemons have alot of uses mainly for food though, dont

    [khal]

  • I like the taste of it in drinks and its also a flavour of alot of different foods, its yellow and sour but great on pancakes with sugar, cats dont like it and some people paint their homes this colour, ususally kitchens, I have never seen a lemon coloured cat but I do like lemons tasty! I like to squeeze them!

    [Lauren McCorkindale]

  • The sweat on my upperbrow is the only visible mark of my exhaustion, my exteme embarrassment. you see me sitting here and all i see is you in front of me, trying to force me to forget, but all i am trying to say is that i will never forget and who knows if we'll get married and drink lemonade on a porch when we're 60. i just don't know anymore.

    [Lovely]

  • I used to eat lemons when I was little. Just straight. My mother always thought I was crazy. I think life is like that. You've just got to dive in, take a bite, even if the experiance is sour.

    [Trista]

  • I stared at him. He was my number one potential enemy. Looking back, he had done so many ugly things to me I could have burst with anguish. I HATED HIM. So what do you do when you have somebody? You squeeze lemon juice in their eyes. That's why I did.

    [Joyce]

  • What is as yellow as yellow does come. The lemon of frostbite sets upon my shelf. It lifts me, it feeds me, it is my favourite citrus fruit. There is so much to say about a lemon. Sometimes you want a lemon, like in your water, it's refreshing. Sometimes lemons can be bad, like when buying a new car.

    [Dah Dah]

  • When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade, my mom always said. I've been given my share of lemons. Sometime the lemonade has tasted like piss, but I've made the most out of this life. No regrets Is a fun cliche to believe in and I subscribe to it.

    [Aaron McElligott]

  • Lemons are a delicious expression of pain. They are at the same time thirst quenching and excruciating.

    [mabel]

  • yellow, sour, tastey, i want, lime, maragrita, cousin jess, grandma, scrabble, penis, mother's day, tootsie rolls, hunger, food, dinner, webcomic, writing, typing, esay, essay due tommorrow, 7paragraphs, aww shoot why am i on this, i have like 2 hours

    [Christopher]

  • lemons are very very sour i think that the lemonbazil plant smells like lemons and that it is very very wierd to name your child lemon.it only is not wierd whene you have a very very very very mean and cruel child. i like the colour lemon yellow because it is very very light.

    [leah]

  • sour like the soup my mom used to make when i was little, she's greek, im greek, we're all greek, i like lemon but my dad doesn't want me to eat it cause it ruins my teeth, the same theeth he spent so much money paying to straighten but i still like lemons oh well, sorry dad

    [Kelly]

  • A lemon is very sour and yet its taste is enjoyed by so many people. Its use as a garnish only begins to represent its beauty and complexity. A lemon is the queen of citrus and the master of color. Its ability to be recognized is never short of astonishing.

    [Nick S]

  • the yellow fruit that inspirates everyone who loves the sun. Life, vitamins, all complements of the sema element with give you the possibilties youre looking for. Keep hopeing and youll find truth.

    [carla fontana]

  • lemons are great the things that they can do are amazing. From delicious drinks like lemonade to delightful pies like lemon merangue. Lemons are an amazing fruit. Their citrusy goodness is awesome I love lemons.

    [Trevor Guyton]

  • lemons are a beautiful yellow fruit with a citrus taste and a glossy glow that shimmers in the sunlight in the spring.

    [Brandon Dotson]

  • The lemon is a fruit that I like. The best thing in the lemon is the taste. One day, I was so hungry that I ate a lemon.

    [Marcelo]

  • lemon pie. i've always wanted to have lemon pie. it's sweet yet sour taste...so succulent. sometimes they have those really artificial flavouring ones..well at least, those are the only ones i have. i haven't had the chance to have great amazing lemon pie. despite all my opportunities of living abroad, and traveling the world, i've never had amazing lemon pie. just crappy ones. maybe one day i will.

    [zayni]

  • yellow
    bitter
    sour
    tequila shots
    lemonade
    summer time
    that quenchy feeling in your cheeks
    lime
    lu lu

    [aly]

  • under the circumstances lemons are quite a fantastoc fruit. not only are they highly nutrious but thay also serve as a common household ckleaning agaent. the a cid in lemon if fully condensed can kill a small dog.

    [jb]

  • i bit into a lemon and it was sour. it made me feel excited so bit it again. it made my face scrunch up and i felt warm inside. i let some of the juice trickle down my chin. i was happy.

    [victoria]

  • the lemon tree stood there, looking out on to the garden. It wasn't much of a lemon tree as there hadn't been anything growing on it for a long time. It was rather wilted and had become the home of a variety of bugs through the years. However, that did not stop people from looking at it in awe if they were in the garden.

    [Lydia]

  • Lemons are sweet lemons are sour lemons make my tongue go sweet and sour I think I might justdecide to eat that lemon over there, because it looks good. Take a minute and eat a lemon, you might be surprised that nothing is ever so sour or so sweet as a lemon. It is tangy yet sweet yet sour yet great so it tastes really great!! Don't eat it just yet, cuz it's really sour! You might get a shock.

    [Kyla Fournier]

  • Lemons are yellow. They are sour. People say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. However if you make lemonade with the lemons you have been given you will have a sour liquid that no one wants to drink. In order to make lemonade you must have sugar. Therefore, you can't just make

    [heidi]

  • lemon's are sweet and yellow. They make me happy because of their ability to make my lips quench together.

    [brady]

  • "Lemon" depends on the opinions of those who have never experienced a persimmon, for its definition. This is provable if the first descriptive word out of their mouths is "sour". Fresh is the best word.

    [Judith]

  • great U2 song! Lemon is the scent of summer, lush and crisp, bold and joyful. it bounces on your tongue like a swimmer on a diving board, and splash into your mouth, satisfying your thirst deeper than imaginable.

    [yo]

  • "Lemon" depends on the opinions of those who have never experienced a persimmon, for its definition. his is provable if the first descriptive word out of their mouths is "sour". Fresh is the best word.

    [Judith]

  • I have always liked lemons because they are kind of sour but sweet at the same time which i enjoy. plus apparently god gives them to us all the time

    [Cass]

  • Ice cold lemonade with lots of ice cubes in a tall glass. Sweet and crips and refreshing. Served from a glass pitcher. One with a fat middle and a curved handle. Sliced lemons floating lazily in the mixture.

    [Jacqui]

  • Small and not so small,
    Citrus yellow, hangs swollen
    Sour and sometimes sweet
    If you know how
    Smooth skin beneath mine, glabrous
    Teeth set on edge
    Never forgotten

    [Jamie]

  • don't think just write. when i first saw the word lemon, i thought of the car. and then i thought, you know, i like thinking of the color and fruit when i think of "lemon" instead. lemon makes a good flavor in cakes.

    i like lemon shiny
    i don't like lemon in a pastel-y creamy yellow. like butter. not my style. i like brilliant lemon colors.

    holly and i made a lemon cheesecake after school one day while we were in high school. must have been our junior year, because i was driving. we went to safeway after class adn got all the stuff for it. went to her house, cooked it, watched tv, and then ate it. it was delicious. and so help me god, i can't find the recipe anywhere to save my life. i'm pretty sure it was on the back of a philadelphia package, but i can't be 100% positive.

    [holly]

  • lemons are on branches, they are yellow and tangy, I don't like sucking lemons because they taste vile, but they're alright on fish in moderation. Sometimes if youu sqeeze it without a squeezer you get pips or seeds which aren't nice. Lemon zest is great, mmm zesty :)

    [nax]

  • lemons are on branches, they are yellow and tangy, I don't like sucking lemons because they taste vile, but they're alright on fish in moderation. Sometimes if youu sqeeze it without a squeezer you get pips or seeds which aren't nice. Lemon zest is great, mmm zesty :)

    [nax]

  • lemon yellow lemon grass that leeeemony money isn't lemon it's green like green, green grass. I smell grass, cut grass, grass in my pocket that's begging to be scattered in the garden. Lemon grass smells like the funk.

    [Mike]

  • the small lemon bush stood on the corner of the lot. It was bursting with zesty goodness, it thought, but felt a little shameful that it was taking all the water from the little bushes over to the others side of the garden.

    It rustled a little in the wind, and relaxed.

    [martin]

  • lemons smell good I like them I used to like eating lemons when I was small, and cooking apples, I used to like the sour taste on my mouth and later I used to like hot, hot chillies and now I like creamy curries with flavour and softness and I like sour things that are probably nice because they're sugary

    [peachfish]

  • the lemon was yellow and hard when my father threw it against the garage door. it hit the grey vinyl and slid down pathetically, split two. the tiny seeds littered the driveway for days afterwards and i always wondered why he'd done that. the rain came on sunday and washed them away.

    [alex kinsel]

  • lemon

    [kaeti]

  • Lemons are good. They make lemonade. Lemonade is the source of all awesome in beverages. The closer you can get to lemonade the better. If lemonade is not your thing: stop drinking liquids. You don't deserve your taste buds.

    [teh kenny]

  • If you have a lemon you should make lemonade, but what if the lemon was an important part of your life? What if the Lemon shaped you into the person you are now? Would you really want to trade the lemon that taught you who you are for some lemonade that is nothing but a pleasant snack?

    [mary]

  • das lemon ist einfach wie ich finde so irgendwie in irgendwas mit zitroone oder so kp immer in getränken . kp was man dazu nochs chreiben kann meine satertur get auch nicht so dafür müsste ich schon so schreiben kp ich hab viso keinbock mehr auert diese lügen und so .. aber lemon ist eben lemon

    [Matze]

  • There is the saying "If you're given a Lemon make Lemon-aide" It means that no matter how sour things become there is something you can do about it.

    [shirley]

  • The lemon sat plainly on the white table as sunlight poured through the glass. Outside of the house, the wind blew open the door... the lemon happened to be blown on the floor. Out of the house the lemon rolled, on down the path to the watering hole.

    [Tommy]

  • LEMON IS THE NAME OF MY FRIEND ON XBOX. HIS REAL NAME IS JIM AND HE LIVES IN IOWA. FUNNY HOW THE DUMB WORD, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, CAN BE RELATED TO SOMETHING I ENJOY... STUPID XBOX, I PLAY WAY TOO MUCH.

    [PONYDRUMS]

  • The lemon bitterness of the realization
    of one's true feelings for one's surroundings,
    for one's cage of a living space,
    Raskalnakov's garret,
    one cannot help but think
    that one has taken but a sip
    from a vast see of dark truths
    about the misery inherent in his condition.
    He is faint candle
    who is fast running low,
    born on a turbulent sea of discontent and derangement,
    eroded by errant egoism
    and blindly bound within his thoughts,
    tied by desires and misery,
    until he realizes that he is not tied up so,
    it is only the man whose eyes whom he sees through.

    [4h4b]

  • lemons are yellow, sour and tangy. lemons grow on trees. lemons can be used to make lemonade, which is a great drink in summer. lemons are citrus like oranges or limes. lemons are la la la la lemon. lemons are summery and bright. lemons are not round.

    [John Wayland]

  • Yellow. Sour but full goodness in lemonade. Lemonlayout.com Lemons make my cheeks pucker in. I am awesome

    [Shanna Lynn]

  • it is a yellow fruite used for flue and juice and is useful in alot of things as a cure.

    [Walaa]

  • lemon's are yellow. i like them in spring and with whiskey and on fish and with sugar and ice to make lemonade. i think lemonade is gay. i think your gay. fuck you four-pronged faggot racist, fuck you!

    [Taylor Quilty]

  • lemon's are sour, but fun to use. They are good to use with foods, cooking with meats and such. Citruses tenderize meat so it helps to make the meat tastier. I also think lemonade on a hot summer night is one of the best drinks you can have.

    [patton]

  • Citrus burst of cliched yellow. i sucked them as a child and relished the agonising sour. childhood memories of christmas lemons floating in my granmother's whiskey. yet another nightcap for her.

    [looroy]

  • what a beautiful girl she is. i miss her and our garden. she's my little snagged beanie. oh little lauren lemon, i remember everything we shared and i know there will be more. there will be more.

    [alexis]

  • The yellow lemons were so tempting, yet so tart to the palate.

    [Renee]

  • yellow fruit

    [Matthew]

  • The sour citrus purses my lips
    While I smile through through the juicy flesh
    The bursting yellow

    [Melissa]

  • yellow like the sun...you heat my hearth and i kill you squezezing you in my salad,....i dunno what to do should i eat should i cry FUCK YOU A** HOLE

    [debs]

  • Well I wouldnt have got a lemon if I had just listened to my mother. But, as usual, I didn't and now I'm sitting here at this table. Again. Alone. Again. Oh well, it's not so bad. The lemonaid is delicious but the heartbreak is oh so bitter.

    [gabriel]

  • Tasty. tangy. Swish. Swash. Sour. . .wow. Burst of life on my tongue. Fire. Squelched. Yellow? Mmmmmm.....? How long is a lemon?

    [Rabs]

  • the lemon stank. it has been sitting there for just a few moments, but somehow it had an odor that lingered and slowly drifted as if it has been plucked from the tree months ago. i shuddered as i considered using it for my lemonade.

    [jim]

  • for a very long time, i used to hate acid fruits. but when i first tasted a lemon, it was like the hwole world changed to me. I got better in sex, at sports and my relation whith sociyty in general improved a lot. It is realy hard to understand, but lemons saved my life

    [tincho]

  • lemon-fickle absinthe prevents memory from seeding into effect. Thanks to that premise, thousands of children have been born into an otherwise indifferent world.

    [Michael Craig]

  • lime. make lemonade. The soft yellow lemon hung tantalizingly on the other side of the high wire fence. The boy stretched as far as he could through the links, scraping his cheek on the metal, but the lemon remained out of reach

    [Emily]

  • Bitter and acerbic. That's how people described her. Katy on the other hand only saw herself as a glowing, fragrant being. The sheen on her skin drew people near her, they liked the glow, thinking she had some kind of energy. But if they got too close, bit too deeply the

    [Christine]

  • i like lemonade with sugar i would like to be a lemon in some way so i can spray my amargura against others maybe it would be a way of escaping from my problems...what the hell my time is getting up.

    [lourdes]

  • I have this type of tree in my yard.
    It is thorny!
    Enjoy using this zest in cooking.
    Lemons make a really yummy soy cheesecake.
    Also work well to clean.

    [phoebe]

  • I have this type of tree in my yard.
    It is thorny!
    Enjoy using this zest in cooking.
    Lemons make a really yummy soy cheesecake.
    Also work well to clean.

    [phoebe]

  • last night I saw a baby eat a lemon. not just eat it, savor it, devour it, play with it. It was fascinating...yellow, bright and shiny just like him!

    [Phil]

  • The liquid squirted out across the room. It slid down the wall. The man glanced at me. I stared back at him.
    "That was my lemon mate" I said to him, crossing my arms.
    He stared back at me about to say something back I could see his hand going to something at his belt.

    [lily]

  • Life is a lemon and I want my money back. That's what Meat Loaf once said but I beg to differ. I see it more like well... a lemon that can be turned into lemonade but sometimes has the tendency of becoming spoiled when it's left to languish.

    [J.]

  • yellow. tangy. lemon aid. to be helped by something sour. something bitter. it would be better to make juice with what you've got. but lemons are not all that is in lemonade. that is a serious misconception. and so when life gives you lemons, well you can't simply drink your troubles away. you must be more creative.

    [Kira Brodie]

  • The lemon juice was sharp. I dislike the taste of lemons as a whole - far to sour. But I had to drink it. I had to drink the lemon juice because of the sedative it contained. I had to go to sleep and not wake up for precisely twelve hours or our plan wouldn't work. And it was vital that it did.

    [Amy]

  • lemons are fine fruit. Sometimes they come around my house late at Night aND SOUND SO, WELL, FRUITY. i DON'T KNOW THEM,. BUT i LIKE THEIR TASTE. aND THEIR COLOR. i WISH i COULD BE A LEMON.

    [hEYyOU]

  • it left that all to familiar sour taste in my mouth. I walked away from that encounter with that same taste in my mouth but with a quite a different feeling in my stomach, my emotions running wild, my head swirling, i couldnt think, i couldn't understand why

    [Doug]

  • U2.

    Gauteng, South Africa.

    What a song. What a song.

    [paul]

  • yellow a slice of it rests atop my glass. Cut earlier this evening by a rushed bartender, it drips citrus softly into my gin. I would have preferred lime, but a lemon will do. It rubs me in almost the right way.

    [Gregory Rees]

  • Summer is the time of lemonaide and pulling pigtails, relaxation and sleep. It is when everything is over, and there's no more stress, and there's almost nothing, except you and your rollerblades, your friends and that endless, shining road

    [smilesssss]

  • Lemons are sour. They taste sour too. They're yellow and bumpy. They remind me of summer and when i was little. Lemons are an odd fruit, sometimes disregarded. They are lonely and put into drinks, sometimes carbonated ones. They shouldn't be as lonely as they are.

    [Amanda Stallone]

  • I gave you only one and what are you going to do with it. Don't just stand there, staring at it! Eat it, make a pie with it, squeeze the juice and throw it in some one's eye! For the sake of the good lord this had better be good.

    [Floyd]

  • yum! I love lemons.... sour is good. My mouth waters when I just think about them. As a matter of fact I would love one right now. I would sprinkle a little salt on it. mmmm.... the juice just fills up in my mouth and I'm in heaven.

    [Jessica]

  • lemon's are pretty good you know. what is there to say that's hasn't already been said about lemons. they are yellow. they are sour. the lemon candies were always my least favourite when i was a kid. well, besides black licorice but that's a given right?

    [j]


  • I'm talking about lemons! What more do you want to know? I breed, eat and feel the lemon.
    It's alive.
    It's uniqe.
    And it's stupid.

    [Yoline]

  • lemons are a fruit which are rish in citric acid, and are known to be quite bitter. They are used as a common food flavouring, as well as being an analogy for the bitterness of ones emotions or demeanour. It is also used as a shorthand way of referring to their colour (yellow) and is a common pastel shade of paint used in childrens bedrooms. Lemon is an anagram of melon which is also a fruit, and which is also known to be quite bitter. Lemon often appears as part of the 'lemon and lime' flavouring.

    [Gav Reilly]

  • i was drinking lemonade, after squeezing the lemons, and some juice dropped into my eye. you offered me a handkerchief, and i thanked you, but when i turned around to see your face, you were gone.

    [Moriah]

  • i wandered lonely as a lemon all yellow and tart and fruity and that. people said i was a twat, but i indulged in full combat. yeh what?

    [harry harris]

  • Lemons were always the fruit of the summer, tangy and sour, the faces brought laughter. Nothing could be more perfect for us. It was a time when we could forget and the days could pass uninterrupted by time.

    [Tiffany]

  • Sour stickiness fills my mouth. Cheeks cramp with yellow delight. Taste takes over my senses. My mind goes back to a younger, softer time, stealing lemon wedges from my father's iced tea glass.

    [Dawn]

  • The leading acid citrus fruit, because of its very appealing color, odor and flavor, the lemon, Citrus limon Burm. f. (syns. C. limonium Risso, C. limonia Osbeck, C. medica var. limonium Brandis), is known in Italy as limone; in most Spanish-speaking areas as limón, limón agria, limón real, or limón francés; in German as limonen; in French as citrónnier; in Dutch as citroen. In Haiti, it is limon France; in Puerto Rico, limon amarillo. In the Netherlands Antilles, lamoentsji, or lamunchi, are locally applied to the lime, not to the lemon as strangers suppose. The lemon is not grown there.That is a lemon !!

    [Roxanna Morgan]

  • Her dress was lemon-yellow, as were the ribbons in her hair. She walked out of the lobby like some kind of gift - at least to me, and I wanted to rent a room right then and spend the afternoon in it - and in her.

    She walked by, never even noticing me.

    [DanR]

  • it is a fruit and it is healthy it is also a cirtus thing and it is known to be yellow and is an acid kind of thing

    [roxie]

  • lemons; they are yellow. and i'm listening to a song about grapes and it's rather odd that another random food should pop up upon clicking that little 'go' button. lol, so anyway, they are sour i believe. i've never eaten one, but that's okay. i think they are a fruit. one day, i'ma squish on in someone's eye.

    [megan]

  • juice flowing yellow nice and fresh sour dorps awh lemon. zesty fruit you. young brother of the orange, cheekier.

    [LoMu]

  • When life gives you lemons, you have to wonder where all the pervertedness came from.

    [Steph]

  • I picked the juice lemon from the tree. It was so different than the shipped mass market lemons I had tasted before. I cut in in half and squeezed the sweet juice in my glass.

    [Adrienne]

  • sweet water in the summer with condensation on the glass. sitting with my sunglasses and sipping. refreshed.

    [Amy]

  • lemon makes lemonade, its has citric acid, helps improve immunity and is also used for cosmetic purpose. Its tangy in tast

    [Lemon maid]

  • the lemon is only as big as the mind thinks it is. the sun is yellow, the moon is cheese, the lemon is yellow. football. we all enjoy. make a statement, make a play, make a juice. energize the mind without mathematical equations, use a fruit. the worlds YOUR lemon. Eat it.

    [Jeff Richards]

  • I love lemons. They are sour but i think they are delicious. I eat them plain and drink lemon juice by itself. From the yellow bottles sold at supermarket, they are shaped like lemons and meant for cooking. I also always eat all of the fruit out of a lemon slice, as if its an orange.

    [Julia]

  • it was cut in half and lying on the table.
    the blade of the knife still had fresh juice on it. i touched it.
    i pricked my finger on the sharp blade and the thick blood began to mix with the thin lemon juice.
    i licked my finger and winced.

    [NB]

  • the lemon is sour!!! but it makes great lemon aid!!! but you do need to add sugar or else it still stays sourt and doesn't taste very well at all, kinda like eating a raw lemon.....

    [pat]

  • really disgusting fruit. im not a huge fan of lemons. i just don't like the taste. i also don't like oranges, but i digress. lemons are only good if in lemonade. my dad makes a horrible lemonade with splenda, which is fantastically disgusting. if the lemonade is made with sugar, real sugar, then it's ok but splenda is disgusting. other than that lemons are no good

    [ryan]

  • A lemon is yellow. Although it's very sour I find it appealing in my sweet tea. Raw lemons are about he most nastiest things in the world but the lemon flower is very pretty.

    [john]

  • bitter pucker face and squeeze up baby cry. obviously. cerveza hot day sunshine folding chair green canopy and tea. the lemon of pink and broken down cars.

    [boomer]

  • the one word i'm thinking about now is pizza. i'm not a huge fan, but i'll be eating some in just over an hour. it's my dad's birthday friday, and i'm in town so we're celebrating it early. he's starting to lose his memory, so it may be interesting. my brother and i will have to decide who will take care of him if he goes down hill. i'm pushing for my borther, since he lives in the same town and all. i live almost two hours away.

    [jonathan]

  • It tasted like lemons, the shampoo. I had read about some kind of berry from the rain forest that could make lemons taste sweet, cancel out the sourness. The shampoo tasted sweet, but soapy too.

    [Ali]

  • Is never as tasty as it should be. If you cuddle the winds before the African nature course is through, you will be destroyed by bitter skies and racy wnter grass. Never give way to the haulted rhino. I see taxis and cheering before me. Can we all see the same glass?

    [Steve]

  • the tart hum of the custard yellow car pervades my silence as I sit drinking the lemonaid you customarily throw together. of what are you thinking as you squeeze the juice mechnically from its receptacle?

    [Leslie]

  • I wish we'd been sitting under the lemon tree when he kissed me. it was funny, how I wasn't expecting it. I'd been expecting it all night, and then suddenly I'd forgotten and he was pressing the softness of his lips against mine, and my heart was fluttering like Thumper's foot on a log and suddenly I couldn't breathe anymore. but somehow I knew enough to kiss him back, and when, after what seemed like eternity but was probably about five seconds, we looked into each other's eyes and I could do nothing but gasp and smile.

    [august]

  • are really sour and can be sticky. i used to eat them as a kid to freak my cousins out at dinner. that was fun. i wrote a poem about lemons once too because I had to for a creative writing class. I thought it was pretty damn fucking good. they roll around a lot too, even though they aren't a real circle.

    [sam k]

  • The sky seemed to think it was warm enough; the kids did too, and hurried to put out a table. Only the customers seemed to disagree. By the time the first car stopped, the ice had melted, the lemonade was sour, and the children cheerless.

    [Keiran Halcyon]

  • fruit, yellow, bad, citrin, tree, fish, amarg,

    [ainies]

  • a citric fruit. very very sour. a good source of vitamin c. it can be use to make lemonade delicious drink. it also comes in two colours yellow and green.

    [Petrice Atland]

  • I set up a lemonade stand with my brother one day when we wer little. We were confronted by an elderly man with a disturbing twinkle in his eye. He asked my brother if he would accompany him to his house "just across the road" to give lemonade to his bed-ridden wife.

    [Abi McManigan]

  • my stony batter tastes like this

    [ruddiger]

  • yellow squeeze produces sour faces. in tea it is good.

    [page]

  • Lemon grass stifled the breeze through the hollow of its core. Lifting out of the fronds, a cosmicly strange munchkin slowly lilts a melodious tune. "Peel me a lemon", he sings, "and my heart will belong to you for all time."

    [Matt]

  • that's john. he is a total lemon. the boss from hell. so selfish he switched his crappy chair with mine, as though i wouldn't notice. and he only sits in his chair an hour a day, tops. i'm here all day, every day. he trots by, "hi girls," all distracted cheer and insincerity, and can't understand why nobody is excited to hear his voice. he leaves his dirty dinner salad dishes on our desktops rather than washing them himself, and they sit overnight so when we get in next morning, our desk is both smelly and gross. he's rude. he asks the pregnant chick to water the flowers in the front of the office. he asks us to pick up cases of soda for him when we're on our lunch breaks.

    [meg]

  • "squeeze me!...."SQUEEZE ME!!!" she kept repeating, as she looked at me through the mirror.

    [you]

  • yellow rugby ball shaped fruit - tastes sour

    [amie]

  • Lemons are yello. They are sour. Tequila. They can be used to power alarm clocks. You should never malign a lemon as they are known to become sour. They enjoy autumn colours. Your face looks like you are sucking on one of these.

    [Conor/Chris]

  • the tinkling of a chopin piano piece, the thing to mime sucking if you want a trumpeter's mouth to shrivel ... the colour that no-one should really wear unless they're 8

    [sarah]

  • a yellow oddly shaped fruit sat on the edge of the counter. uncertain of where this fruit had come from she carefully picked it up and examined it. not being entirely certain of what it was she began to search it, smelling it, touching it, exploring it. lemons were not common where she came from.

    [megan]

  • As I bit into this yellow orb, A sourness so profound, so bitter, assaulted my mouth with a vengence with D-day would be hard pressed to match.

    [Patrick]

  • yellow fruit that brings fish and fruit salad alive- soothing smell-fresh,Summery.

    [Robert Fortini]

  • the zest accumulated at the bottom of the bowl and the atmosphere filled with the scent. The cook waved her magic spoon in the air and voila, it was truly a masterpiece of merague confection.

    [cj]

  • sour. yellow. summer. lemonade. lemon drop. movie. sister in law.

    [Travis]

  • Yuck yuck yuck! One time, my friend and I had a lemon eating contest. I made it through two and a half lemons and felt like throwing up. I decided then and there that forever thereforth, that lemons were demonic fruit that represented a scourge upon the earth. But the do kinda taste good in warheads (the candy, not the weapon).

    [Hank the Hobo]

  • souracidwash.
    lemonyellowsun.
    sunshineyhappypeople.
    delicious.
    lemonadedays.
    sourpussnights.
    Quantum purple elephants.

    [mary]

  • yellow and nasty tasting, yet wonderfully stingy in your eyes.

    [Grimlok]

  • lemons are delicious pieces of fruit. When life gives you them you make delicious juice. If you let a lemon ripen enough they can be sweet like oranges. You can throw lemons at people and have a lot of fun with it. Also you can write secret messages with lemons.

    [Andrew D]

  • four times in the last week I went to the store to try and buy lemons. Each time they were out, and the woman behind the counter tried to get me to buy a bottle of lemon juice. The juice was overpriced, but really I just needed the peels anyway. There are other stores in the neighbourhood, but after the first day I decided I wouldn't bother checking them. They never have lemons to begin with.

    [Migs]

  • My first car, and my first boyfriend, were real lemons. They found cocaine in the car, from it's previous owner, and he probably had cocaine in him too. The only good thing is that it makes for such an obvious analogy that I can write now.

    [rach]

  • She looked as if she'd just sucked on a lemon. She pushed herself up with the table that was covered in a checkered tablecloth. Moving to the window, she stared blindly into the field beyond it. We knew it would not be pleasant for anyone involved when she finally decided to turn .

    [Carrie Bucket]

  • it is yellow and its very sour sometimes i like to put it in my water.Many like it in there tea but i hate tea i am a coffee person.Well lemons are sour and many people like it but i don't really. I am more of a sweet person and not really a sour or spicy individual. I think lemons should be banned.

    [alicia]

  • lemons are sweet and sour like chicken but only from china food places.

    [Jon]

  • Lemon is in a ball that is really really tall and rolls around along side walls. Now this lemon in a ball isn't very tall but juicy and all that is rolling around in the tall ball.

    [Ashley]

  • Lemons smell so fresh. You put them to your nose and it's like sunshine, only the kind of sunshine you can eat and no tthe kind that burns. Why do we need to feel afraid of lemons? They're not scary. We can eat them. Let's not hurt their feelings by calling them sour, okay? Poor guys. Lemons are fruits too. Time is almost up.

    [Little Bean]

  • green fresh big beautiful sweet sour refreshment big trees round popular need for food tastes deliciuos ice cream strawberry chips and salsa. Mexico

    [Carmen]

  • Yellow yellow yellow, Just thinking about a lemon makes my mouth water. I love lemon. I eat them with salt and raw garlic. Very good stuff. Give it a try. PUCKER PUCKER MMMM MMMMM Come by and we will pucker together. Ha Ha. Is the sixty seconds up yet???????????????????????? What about now????????????????????? Ok...I give up! PUCKER UP!!!!!!!

    [Christal]

  • juice has so many things you can do with it, like make switcher or lemon aid. You can use the rind to make a cake. or even hot lemon tea.

    [lisa]

  • a beautful yellow fruit. tangy and zesty,
    dancing upon my tounge, in love with its
    scent. clinging to me, like a new born child.

    i belong to this taste, i enjoy it.

    [stephanie]

  • The lemons shone bright yellow in the sun, the fresh, warm rain having powdered them into amazing beauty, and he reached out his hand to run along their pock-marked rind. He bit into the beauteous creation and gave a great shudder, dropping it and letting bounce of the grass.

    [Sunflower Sutras]

  • You are the lemon
    that gives pleasure...

    You are the one that only can
    that can fill my heart...

    [Yamila]

  • Lemon is the smell of wealth. It's the smell of success. Lemon is the smell of happiness.

    Man, I could use me some lemon pie right about now.

    [Ben]

  • A lemon is yellow and odd shaped. very tastey when juiced and added with olive oil and a pinch of salt. excellent for salds.

    [Steve]

  • tropical

    [patricia]

  • Sur, source of vitamin C and lemonade; makes cocktails & refreshes kids; can be used as a natural skin cleanser, toner, and anti-wrinkle treatment; smells clean and uplifting; my favorite kind of hard candy; a word also used to describe something sub-optimal; a mild bleach, can be used in laundry and for freshening drains; native of mediteranean climate.

    [Susan]

  • limon, zitron. Lemons our sour and yellow and a funky shape. Some people like to eat lemons...I don't. I always thought of them as the opposite to oranges, but I guess they're aren't really. What a funny fruit.

    [Gareth]

  • juice

    [john]

  • mmmm lemon meringue pie, tart like key lime pie! The key lime pi