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My microphone sucks
it takes a billion years to set up correctly.. and I have to do it every time I skype someone
I wish I could just get a new one

ummm… this is awkward.
have you ever thought your voice sounded weird in your head?

I dropped one of my coins today. Just on the sidewalk. I guess he didn’t notice as he was walking behind me, but something tells me he knew. Maybe he will come back at the same time tomorrow to pick it up and give it to his little girl.

I wish I was a rocket, so I could just fly and fly and not have to worry about changing directions. If I hit anything, I will blow it up. It might slow me down a little, but I wouldn’t stop. And then when I die, I will fall gracefully down to earth and lay [...]

I like kettle corn. It tastes nice. That is all I really have to say about kettles, unless you want to bring up Salad Fingers, which absolutely disturbs me and makes me laugh.

She had no friends. None at all. It wasn’t very sad to her, because she had been like that all her life. But sometimes she would go down to the little creek and talk to the fishies.

How many miles is it from here to the sea? So how come we never get to go there? If it’s too far, I can hitch a ride, and if it’s close by, I’ll just take off my shoes and walk.

I haven’t made my own food in a couple days, so I feel kind of drained. Cooking to me spices up my creative energy, but lately all I can do is lay around. I hope I can draw more.

A half a pound of butter is not much when you consider it in a cup, but mush it up into little yellow blobbular pieces and you will see that it is indeed, a large amount.

All of a sudden I see a great shining light. I walk towards it and touch it with my bare hands, but it was cool, and glassy. I can’t really imagine what I’m seeing right now. It seems as if I’m inside my own head.

I feel like I’ve been blessed with gifts that I don’t even deserve. I can’t even return them because they didn’t come with a receipt. Now these gifts are like burdens on me.