• The decorations were ugly, but my wife insisted on them. My daughter’s first wors was phlegm, and today was her graduation party. ??Naturally this meant that all the decorations were related to phlegm.

  • D. Seminara commented on the post, crew 10 months, 1 week ago

    The crew of my vessel stopped and looked at me. Were we really going to go charging into that dark caver filled with monsters all because one stole my dinner? Yes we were. They threatened mutiny, but I knew they’d […]

  • D. Seminara commented on the post, adviser 10 months, 2 weeks ago

    The king’s adviser told him that he needed help. The king, in his usual drunken stupor, completely denied it and walked off, his robe completely unbuttoned with his privates sticking out for the whole kingdom to […]

  • My wife had one suggestion for me. That suggestion was the beginning of the end for our marriage, Her suggestion was something that I just couldn’t change. She should have known that. My constant eating of ox […]