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vanhaydu commented on the post, visit 3 months, 3 weeks ago
Harvey made his last visit to the bank to say goodbye to his…
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vanhaydu commented on the post, destroy 3 months, 4 weeks ago
“I will destroy you, and the whole tri-state area.”
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vanhaydu commented on the post, higher 5 months, 1 week ago
Dreams! High everybody!
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vanhaydu commented on the post, decorations 10 months ago
I kant wate till Kristmas. I luv are decorations.
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vanhaydu commented on the post, bandages 10 months, 1 week ago
Who puts bandages on emotional wounds?
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vanhaydu commented on the post, adviser 10 months, 1 week ago
I’d like to advisor to come over for dinner.
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vanhaydu commented on the post, bucket 10 months, 1 week ago
There was only one more thing to do on my bucket list and it was the best for last. We were ready to go on our time machine set for 1776.
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vanhaydu commented on the post, modem 10 months, 2 weeks ago
I love modem. It’s a great word. If you don’t get sentimental when you hear/say that word, something’s wrong with you…haha/
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vanhaydu commented on the post, railroad 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Rodney engineered on the railroad
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vanhaydu commented on the post, crust 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Billy had to cut the crust off of his kids’ peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
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vanhaydu commented on the post, soups 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Sooner than we think, we’ll be enjoynig various soups; tomato, chicken noodle, etc. Autumn will be here before we know it. The leaves will be falling from the trees…then guess what?…snow. Well, at least for us […]
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vanhaydu commented on the post, seeds 10 months, 3 weeks ago
A farmer went out to sow seeds…
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vanhaydu commented on the post, minute 10 months, 4 weeks ago
“Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one minute.
Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a minute.”
Source unknown???
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vanhaydu commented on the post, minute 10 months, 4 weeks ago
Tell you the truth…I always go over a minute. Glad I got that off my chest.
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vanhaydu commented on the post, fractures 11 months ago
Not only did we hear them, but we saw them forming right before our eyes. Fractures. We were almost 100 yards out on the ice and slowly turned around and tip-toed back when all of a sudden the ice gave way and we […]
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vanhaydu commented on the post, persons 11 months ago
All persons who write on this website will receive a 750.000 dollar check.
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vanhaydu commented on the post, pits 11 months ago
Davy walks around with either his right or left hand in his pits. He calls it pit farting.
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vanhaydu commented on the post, keen 11 months ago
Having gathered all the possible information, I now have keen insight
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vanhaydu commented on the post, framework 11 months ago
i’ve got nothin but this word. framework. that’s something. i’ve got something..
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vanhaydu commented on the post, pour 11 months ago
“Pour me a glass of Jack!”
“No!…get it yourself.”
That was that for June. Ted shot her right there on the spot…JD that is.
“Can I get you anything else dear?”
Ted’s a poor wuss.
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