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    deadutante wrote about the word patent 1 year, 6 months ago

    I could have a patent on charm. Turning your lips upward just so. Closing your eyelids the right amount like dimming the lighting in a room. I can seduce and charm anyone. My laugh is coy and bashful leaking between my red painted lips.

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    deadutante wrote about the word autumn 1 year, 6 months ago

    It’s treacherous this time of year. Pair up or split up. It’s when you decide if the person you’ve been tangled in the sheets with all summer should stay for the holidays. Time to get a little serious. Not my favorite time of year.

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    deadutante posted an update: 1 year, 6 months ago

    I am considering making myself a new business card. Brynn Eden-Post Mortem Cosmotologist and Amatuer Taxidermist. I make the dead look dazzling!

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    deadutante wrote about the word alarmist 1 year, 6 months ago

    I’M always alarmed but he’s pulling fire alarms like they are slot machine levers. Is there anything to win by being so cautious? I think it’s more of a personal sabotage really. Pulling before anything actually fun happens is a real loss.

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    deadutante wrote about the word revolt 2 years, 11 months ago

    Done, that is where I was a month before we broke up. I wanted a love revolution and all it got me was 96 tears.

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    deadutante wrote about the word strung 2 years, 11 months ago

    Stringing together popcorn for christmas was never my families thing. Infact we stopped having a tree by the time I was 14. A serious relief. Now we just string together memories.

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    deadutante wrote about the word hawk 2 years, 11 months ago

    My eyes where following you like a hawk. I watched you every morning through my apartment while you watched television.

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    deadutante posted an update: 2 years, 11 months ago

    Baby your a fermata I don’t wanna hold
    a pedal I’m better off not pushing…

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    deadutante posted an update in the group Group logoshare your psyche: 2 years, 11 months ago

    Error Operator

    If you miss my voice but
    an automated message will tide you over,
    press one.

    If I forgot my house keys on the
    night stand again,
    press two.

    If you can slash my
    credit debt in half with no interest,
    press three.

    If it’s Valentines and your
    alone with a bottle of wine,
    press four.

    If your are left the only one laughing
    in your crowd of friends again,
    press five.

    If it’s Sunday night at 10pm and you forgot
    we had plans during the day,
    press six.

    If you’ve had an epiphany
    and you care to share,
    press seven.

    If your done waiting for me
    to figure out your life,
    press eight.

    If you’ve fallen in stinging nettles
    and can’t get up,
    press nine.

    If your without the courage to talk
    to me on the phone,
    press zero then pound.

    The operator will be with you shortly
    and they’ll help you sort out what
    you are looking for.

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    deadutante joined the group Group logoshare your psyche 2 years, 11 months ago

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    deadutante wrote about the word remark 2 years, 11 months ago

    I didn’t have much to say. The best thing I could comment was the fact your shoes were lime green. That was the only place I could stand to look.

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    deadutante became a registered member 2 years, 11 months ago