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Olesya commented on the post, signs 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Everyone says Signs was a terrible movie but I watched it when I was young so I remember it being relatively scary. Mel Gibson was in it and that shit was scary.
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Olesya commented on the post, hood 1 year, 1 month ago
His hood covered the grotesque which was his face. When he lifted it, brave men would fall dead from sheer shock.
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Olesya commented on the post, recycle 1 year, 2 months ago
She was obsessed with recycling, but also a hoarder, so she hoarded items that were meant to be recycled but never were. Plastics went in the kitchen, paper in the bedroom, glass in the living room and anything […]
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Olesya commented on the post, demonstration 1 year, 2 months ago
The demonstration took place in Piccadilly Square, London. A man with an over-sized hat whipped out a dozen eggs and told his audience that they were about to see a trick they would never forget. Meanwhile, […]
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Olesya commented on the post, swing 1 year, 2 months ago
The swing was made of heavy wood. There was a rumour in town that the daughter of a wealthy tycoon died after the swing hit her in the back of the head. This is not true. In reality, she only became comatose. It […]
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Olesya commented on the post, town 1 year, 2 months ago
The town was made up of buildings erected back when its citizens believed in witch hunting. On the first of every night, history came to life when one woman was randomly selected to be the “witch”. People would […]
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Olesya wrote about the word deserve 1 year, 5 months ago
It’s true Meg stole from charities all across the country, and that she used men for their money, but she didn’t deserve to die.
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Olesya wrote about the word division 1 year, 8 months ago
The division of peers was complete. All who wore dark colours stood to the right, all who wore light colours stood to the left and all who wore red were burned because there was no room left for them.
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Olesya wrote about the word succeed 1 year, 9 months ago
Success is hard to come by. Especially if you happen to be little Jordy Thompson. He never did succeed in anything his entire life. Even getting people to stop calling him “little” Jordy didn’t pan out and by THAT time, he was well into his 90′s.
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Olesya wrote about the word repeat 1 year, 9 months ago
Repeat. Repeat. Destroy all humans. These are the orders issued from Cyberbox 003. Repeat. Destroy all humans. End of message.
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Olesya wrote about the word near 1 year, 9 months ago
She wasn’t sure if she was nearsighted or farsighted and, therefore, referred to herself as “nosighted”. Karma got mad at this pathetic attempt at wit and so the girl was hit by a falling lamppost and became blind.
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Olesya wrote about the word discovery 1 year, 9 months ago
The discovery of the lost city was the greatest in Tommy’s short life as an archeologist. And I say it was a short life because right after he stepped into the city, four angry natives speared him to death.
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Olesya wrote about the word stem 1 year, 10 months ago
The stem is blue and it connects to an equally blue flower. Actually, it’s not so much a flower as it is a prickly thistle. We sell them at the flower shop I work at and every time someone buys one I think: “You must be related to Tim Burton”.
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Olesya wrote about the word lust 1 year, 11 months ago
When I think about lust the first thing that springs to mind is vampires. They are so popular, they appear in all sorts of media. From movies to shows to games to billboards advertising perfume. But what is sexy about bleeding into someone’s mouth?
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Olesya wrote about the word morals 1 year, 11 months ago
I have no morals. I kill what I want. I take what I want. I fuck what I want. Morals are for people living in a society. My society is dead.
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Olesya wrote about the word wasteland 2 years ago
The Wasteland is a poem by a guy I don’t remember who lived around World War 2 times or something such like that. The poem was too boring to get through so I didn’t read it. Oh! I think it was T.S Eliot.. or maybe not. Anyway, the word reminds me of a flat surface [...]
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Olesya wrote about the word audience 2 years, 1 month ago
The audience was made up of older persons wearing coats of heavy fur and pearl earrings. They sat with their legs crossed and made the occasional grunting noise in disbelief of how unfunny the stand-up comedian filling in for the philharmonic was. “What is this dribble and what is a douchebag?” they scoffed.
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Olesya wrote about the word gym 2 years, 2 months ago
I went to the gym to meet ‘hot babes’, as my brother called them. All I met, however, was a painful rash on my tookis and a trip to the clinic. Dr. Klode rubbed some ointment on the sore spot and I took him out to dinner the following night.
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Olesya wrote about the word strong 2 years, 2 months ago
The strong man spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He didn’t know why he did this, he just did. For a while, he just shut his eyes and listened to the silent, expecting crowd holding their breath. Then, with one loud grunt, he lifted the boulder and as he did so, the largest, [...]
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Olesya wrote about the word sage 2 years, 3 months ago
Not quite sure what sage means? It sounds like some sort of evil wizard so I’ll just run with that…. The sage lifted his staff in the air and tugged his beard twice, causing him to vanish in a dust of sprinkles. Delicious.
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