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Estevan commented on the post, dysfunctional 8 months, 2 weeks ago
They were always a dysfunctional family, probably because none of them were actually related. It wasn’t a family at all — it was a game show. The rules had it that the first person to eat waffles would be the […]
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Estevan commented on the post, towers 8 months, 2 weeks ago
My Lego creation towers over the living room like a powerful prism. It took me seven full days to make, without breaks. I think if I could have done it differently I would have taken some breaks. I am now very ill.
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Estevan commented on the post, binding 8 months, 2 weeks ago
i used some tape as binding. to bind it.
-seems like it’ll do the trick.
-not if it keeps falling off, heh.
-…what? it’s–
-six times. have you tried the new pizza in the cafeteria?
-no.
-it’s good.
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Estevan commented on the post, miracle 8 months, 3 weeks ago
It was a miracle that he ever got anything done. He had one arm, eighteen legs and a giant head. He actually looked more like an insect than a human when you think about it. That’s why I squished him.
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Estevan commented on the post, texture 8 months, 3 weeks ago
The texture of this bed is so dope. What is it?
-I dunno. Cloth I guess.
-I gotta get me some of this.
-You want it? I got more covers in the closet.
-Seriously?
-Yeah. I think.
-That should […]
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Estevan commented on the post, salvation 8 months, 3 weeks ago
salvation reminds me of saliva because it has a lot of the same letters. i think if i had a cousin with the same name as me we would get a lot of the same letters, but probably not because why would that make […]
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Estevan commented on the post, side 9 months ago
Move along to the side then. No one’s telling you to stand right in the middle. See the city lights over there? Those are off, off from the center. Not in the middle. No one’s telling you to be there. Not when […]
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Estevan commented on the post, approval 9 months, 2 weeks ago
all he ever wanted was the approval of the snow. it was cold, it hurt him. he knew that nothing would change unless he could change the universe. so he tried. every night, in that same spot, he would touch an ice […]
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Estevan commented on the post, statement 10 months ago
That was the last time I ever heard a statement of that nature. No one ever said “I like ducks” ever again. The problem of course was that people still liked ducks. A lot of people. I mean, I try to avoid them, […]
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Estevan commented on the post, instructions 10 months ago
i look at all these instructions and i think, wow, that’s a lot of instructions. i wonder what i could do with these. it was a cold dark night in the middle of october when i realized that the ice on the roof was […]
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Estevan commented on the post, sonar 10 months, 1 week ago
That dog has sonar. If you think you can hide from it, you’re dead wrong. You see, it sees by hearing. It doesn’t matter if you’re completely silent – so long as sound can bounce off of you it can see you. Unless […]
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Estevan commented on the post, decorations 10 months, 1 week ago
I love Christmas decorations. So bright and colorful. They really distract from the caterpillar infestation that plights our house. Most people can’t even tell we have furniture that isn’t just caterpillars — I […]
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Estevan commented on the post, turbine 10 months, 2 weeks ago
The turbine was over 500 feet wide and 500 feet tall. When spun, some say it was so loud it could be heard from outer space. In fact, they were right. So we zapped it. Darn earthlings.
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Estevan commented on the post, bucket 10 months, 2 weeks ago
i lived in that bucket for 20 years, me and my worm friends. we shared an apartment – 2063, i believe. oh, the memories. i remember this one time we realized our apartment complex was just a bucket and we moved […]
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Estevan commented on the post, detention 10 months, 3 weeks ago
I got put in detention the other day. I don’t even remember why. All I know is that detention is a LOT cooler than they make it seem. I got frostbite.
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Estevan commented on the post, science 10 months, 3 weeks ago
i was the best science fair contestant in the history of the planet mars. i was also the best potato grower because that’s what my exhibit was – potato growing. i didn’t even make energy from it, but that’s […]
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Estevan commented on the post, modem 10 months, 3 weeks ago
I used to have a modem that was really loud. Every time we went on the internet it would be like a concert in our computer room, especially if we were using it to watch glowstick videos. I once had the same […]
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Estevan commented on the post, railroad 10 months, 3 weeks ago
I’ve been working on the railroad for 100 years. Being a fish it’s hard to do my job sometimes, but I make do. What do I do? I drive the trains. Hundreds of trains, every day. It’s like a circus, and I’m the train […]
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Estevan commented on the post, harness 10 months, 3 weeks ago
I tried to harness all the energy in the world to create the world’s largest popcorn machine. Little did I know you don’t need all the energy in the world to do that and now everyone is mad at me. Luckily I’ve […]
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Estevan commented on the post, motion 10 months, 3 weeks ago
i hate balloons with a passion. every once in a while i’ll see one in motion and i’ll get this burning desire to pop it. that would be easy but as of last thursday pointed objects have a restraining order against […]
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