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had to write a rap to Tupac in creative writing. Thought my attempt was too pathetic not to share.

Dear Tupac,
I have to say I’m too white to rap
But I have to take a stab.
I miss you man;
When you left,
the good rap went along.
I’ll buy you a ticket home,
Just ring my phone
You won’t hear dial tone
All the wonderful things you missed
like when Brittney and Madonna kissed
and when Kanye got his fame,
even old ladies know his name.
And Bush got kicked out of the house
And McCain stayed out.
Sarah Palin shot a moose
and tightened a Democrat’s noose.
Good music died
and made the critics cry.
Now all we hear in the street
is the pounding of someone’s feet.
instead of your rhymes from a radio.