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saved by the bell was my gulty pleasure for five years when i lived with this girl named julie. i loved the episode where jessi was addicted to caffeine pills and she finally crashed right before the most important test of her high school career. They made it seem like caffeine and heroin were equally [...]

the poor kettle knows that no one has ever respected him. he is the recipient of a myriad of jokes and unfair comparisons with that stupid racist pot that always calls him black.

for the life of me i can’t remember what happened to me that night. i can remember being belly up to the bar and ordering whiskey shot after whiskey shot, and then, after a certain time, nothing.my mind just went to sleep, although my body continued to do whatever it pleased. i came to on [...]

the ;earth was created in an effort to confuse the gods. it appeared, for many billions of years. that creation was simple and prosaic, so it was decided that nothing would ever exist. one day, a god named helioprad made a man without a name. this man roamed the universe for millions of years trying [...]

your heart and hope to die,. stick a needle in your eye. or in your arm. and then you will feel like that man who met his demise on the cross.