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    Lynn wrote about the word shape 2 years, 2 months ago

    Circles, triangles, squares, ovals, hearts.
    But, nowadays, shape usually refers to how much fat is around your middle.
    Does anybody even understand geometry anymore?

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    Lynn wrote about the word heels 2 years, 2 months ago

    I really envy people who can walk in heels…cause whenever I struggle to get a pair of pumps onto my fat, size ten and a half feet, I immediately feel the pain set in. Instead of walking gracefully, I lumber and crash about like some sort of deranged rhino in a china shop.