• inappropriate weasel wrote about the word heel 2 years ago

    one day
    while scuba diving
    my heel
    was stung
    by an electric eel
    it was an unpleasant experience
    as it caused me an inconvenient trip
    to the doctor’s

  • Although strangely named for a pet crocodile, Eyeliner was the best friend any little kid could have. I still remember walking the scaly old reptile across the park, scaring all the old ladies and little kids away. Ah, such good times were had. But then, she died.