while scuba diving
by an electric eel
it was an unpleasant experience
as it caused me an inconvenient trip
to the doctor’s
Although strangely named for a pet crocodile, Eyeliner was the best friend any little kid could have. I still remember walking the scaly old reptile across the park, scaring all the old ladies and little kids away. Ah, such good times were had. But then, she died.