• I hate my couch. I bought it because it was cheap and the guy delivered it to our house. It’s white and I don’t know what possessed me to buy a white couch. It’s uncomfortable and I wish someone would spill some horrible red fruit punch all over it so I’d have a great excuse [...]

  • Hey, shootout was the word for yesterday. Gonna howl at the moon and shoutout the lights … cause it’s a Saturday night. — Hal Ketchum

  • One time I visited Tombstone, Arizona and they had a re-enactment of the gunfight. I was impressed with the actors who showed up everyday to do this re-enactment. What hard times those people went through back then.