• I don’t want to seem like an alarmist, miss, But I do believe that that man is coming to assault you. I don’t mean to be an alarmist my good man, But I believe that you just stepped in a dog’s feces. I didn’t intend to alarm anyone, But I believe the end is nearly [...]

  • She had a cigarette that dangled from her mouth; it matched the one in mine to perfection. She came a little nearer and asked me if I’d like to meet her sometime for a discussion on something or other. I told her that it might work out alright. She leaned in for a kiss and [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word plague 1 year, 10 months ago

    I saw him laying on the concrete, hand outstretched, body craving for a fix, and I spat near his feet. Not on, but near, I couldn’t dare feed what was eating at his psyche. A conscience isn’t built for that; it’s built for regrowth.

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word straw 1 year, 10 months ago

    “That’s the last straw,” he muttered to me as we threw up the tailgate on the old Ford and leaned back to smoke our cigarettes, “man, oh, man, that was one heck of a load today wasn’t it partner?” He pulled his hat from the top of his head, pulled the sweat from his brow, [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word mean 1 year, 10 months ago

    I can’t see what you could possibly mean when you look at me in that way. Of course, I made the mistake. It was terrible, I know, but I don’t see what you could possibly hold over my head for this long. I mean, come on, it was only a little thing, did he really [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word chores 1 year, 10 months ago

    The chore of the situation, as I will make abundantly clear to you, dear friend, is to face the fact that we are not the facades that we play out to ourselves. A man from Sumatra once asked me for some pickles. Upon my inquiry as to the amount, he gave a knowing smile, winked, [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word maroon 1 year, 10 months ago

    There’s a color that I’ll see on my off days; the color of which, I suppose is kill.

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word cast 1 year, 10 months ago

    I’ve never received a “hard-blown” cast, because I’ve never broken a bone. I once had a cast, however. I had a girlfriend that was a graduate student in a pottery class, and she did all that she could to cast me into a being that was “acceptable” to her friends. We’re no longer together.

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word stem 1 year, 10 months ago

    I can’t quite define where I believe that my anger stems from. I’ve been told that people think that it stems from a drinking problem that I might have; but I think that is a problem of it’s own causing. I think it stems from when you used to bed his mom; when you ruined [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word wade 1 year, 10 months ago

    I know a guy named Wade. Well, I suppose “know” is a bit of a bold statement. I went to his house once with a mutual friend and we sat around smoking far too much marijuana. This took about three hours.

  • Speaking into the microphone, she mutters softly out into space. They can hear her and she knows it. But, she doesn’t care. She tells her story: her fears, her dreams. The reasons that she can count for climbing out of bed: the birds and the insects. She knows they can hear her, but the microphone [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word coward 2 years, 3 months ago

    The sun glints off of the coward’s eye as he stares at what he has done. A crow lands and begins to tear at the monstrosity he has left in his wake. He tries not to think of how young she was, of the aspirations that she whispered silently to him at night. Her fears. [...]

  • The reports on the television have the same ending every day. Genocide in Darfur, terrible dictator in Iraq., North Korea attacks South Korea. But these aren’t the endings, these are the stories. It’s the repetitive ending that truly terrifies me.

    The United States is involved.

  • She told me that she would let me see her basement sometime. She whispered it sweetly into my ear, so close that I could smell her light perfumed scent; almost taste her fresh breath as it puffed lightly over my face. That was during dinner with her parents. She got hit by a car as [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word rocket 2 years, 3 months ago

    “Red rocket, red rocket” this is a line from one of the greatest television shows to ever hit the airwaves: South Park. With their witty antics and satirical view on current media trends, it’s no wonder they’ve become the best at what they do.

  • IsaacNoble commented on the blog post wake 2 years, 4 months ago

    In the wake of all of this insanity, I wake up and wonder if all is right, i can see that no one is awake, but what does that have to do with me?

  • IsaacNoble commented on the blog post blotches 2 years, 4 months ago

    I hate two things about the women that I try to hook up with: bad teeth and blotchy skin. I don’t know why. They can be the nicest, funniest girls that I know but I will hate them for it. I don’t know what it is. Maybe I hate the things that I could be.

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word: phrase 2 years, 4 months ago

    A certain phrase popped into my mind the other day and I couldn’t help but utter it in front of the company that I was in. Two men and a woman. All of whom I have known for a few months now and said many an atrocious line to. The silence that ensued was excruciating. [...]

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word: notice 2 years, 4 months ago

    Excuse me miss, but I couldn’t help but notice that mishap that you have going on with your attire. I can see everything that you are trying to hide and I am utterly flabbergasted. That mole, the one right there, by your left armpit, I think it’s cancerous.

  • IsaacNoble wrote about the word: library 2 years, 4 months ago

    I’ve been trying to get a ride to the library, I haven’t been able to drive since I got that DUI and it’s too far for an easy walk. I envision myself strolling through the aisles. I would reach out and gently caress each book, wondering what each one holds, and taking anything that I [...]

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