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one day i had a visitor at my door his name was bob and he was very round i love round things named bob as you all know do i figured that it would be great! so i ran up to him and said hey bob! but little did i know that his name was not bob. it was herold whos name is herold. that weirdo was just like ummm… so i slammed the door in his face and walked away real smoothly it was really weird and i have’nt ever talked about it till now. so yeah now my life is pretty much boring

Posted By Bobby On 01.29.2013 @ 10:30 am

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Posted By Bobby On 12.17.2012 @ 12:48 pm

five is before six and after four. it is a number that is easy to multiply and easy to add/subtract. if you have five cookies and you take away five, you have zero cookies. i am out of time now lol

Posted By Bobby On 12.17.2012 @ 12:46 pm

can you take me higher? I wish I were higher right now. higher with you. higher watching movies or tv. or higher than ever before having sex. but I’d give anything just to be…higher.

Posted By Bobby On 12.04.2012 @ 8:01 pm

Before the day ends, before life starts. before freedom is ours and the hatred is removed from our souls. We have the power to change. We have the power to develop. We are great. We are pure, but in order to progress, we need to look at how we were before

Posted By Bobby On 09.25.2012 @ 7:07 am

side can be left side right side. It can also be upper side and lower side.there are other ways of sides too those inside and outside..if one hav one side that is straight line .

Posted By Bobby On 08.24.2012 @ 9:28 am

Auxiliary, hmm.. thinking about this word, i was remembered my last high school friend who always help me when i needed it, he is my best friend till now, he’s the one who take care of me, and he will be my best friend until forever

Posted By bobby On 07.15.2012 @ 9:36 am

i like to recycle because it makes me feel good and happy and full of rainbows and pretty things unlike underwear that’s tight and fun and full of holes and shit and stuff and plus i like clubs at school because this paragraph probably sounds retarded even though i’m not supposed to say it

Posted By Bobby On 03.11.2012 @ 5:58 pm

food

Posted By Bobby On 03.09.2012 @ 10:47 am

I felt hungry today. I didn’t want salty. I wanted to get high on sugar. So that’s exactly what I did; I got high on sugar! I’ll do the same tomorrow no doubt.

Posted By bobby On 12.27.2011 @ 4:41 pm

a shootout consists of two cowboys. both armed. standing across from each other roughly 20 feet away. they draw their guns and the argument turns into a nasty shootout. bang bang bang bitch.

Posted By bobby On 09.18.2011 @ 3:41 am

to take one object and move it from point a to point b.

Posted By bobby On 08.20.2011 @ 11:05 pm

I am the champion of the freaking world no one is on my level because im a flying freaking unicorn losers! Just kidding I love yall even thought I dont know you, and but im still on a higher level then yall because im an epic faced ballon animal! that eats donkeys!!! yeaaa. You know I am awesome!

Posted By Bobby On 08.03.2011 @ 9:08 pm

place plain idiot troll baby scary duck father reading horrible nobody this is totally stupid and if you scare me i will sue you for all that you own

Posted By Bobby On 08.03.2011 @ 9:06 pm

game work position floor step power authority

Posted By Bobby On 08.03.2011 @ 1:42 pm

oh the rules of being good. it’s all bullshit really. when you fart in some ancient culture that probably meant being extremely courteous to your host. i’d like to make up a rule that involves placing a lampshade on your head and saying hello to the queen twice backwards. only way to truly have good manners is to shut up all the time in every place. i hope to write a book about it. i hope to break every rule first. i hope to get drunk and take a crap on a golf course green. ideally, the signature hole.

Posted By bobby On 07.13.2011 @ 6:39 pm

The last time I painted something, it turned out awful. It might have been better if I tried to express myself in a different way. Visual arts aren’t for everyone…

Posted By Bobby On 06.07.2011 @ 10:38 am

Lost legends sunken Beneath the concept that is time Fragments of our mind. One day well see that we are just like them. We could have learned from them. Animals too vicious to live in harmony with this earth…. so POOF…. A new birth.

Posted By Bobby On 05.03.2011 @ 8:11 pm

when i first aw this word i immediately thought of the smell of a petrol station, its a good smell, really rich.. then i thought about the plastci gloves the vend next to the poumps… oh yes.. free stuff, never gets old when you can get free air water and gloves… magic… pure genius… total witchcraft.

Posted By bobby On 04.15.2011 @ 4:55 pm

the audience is the people we all strive to please. but why? does it really matter if we please them? can we please them? why are we so worried about them and lose sight of ourselves? none the less the pressure of their presence pushes us to be better.

Posted By bobby On 03.27.2011 @ 2:43 pm

figuring things out can be a nightmare. a maths problem….what to do in a given situation. just go with your gut i think…dont over think it or you’ll drive yourself crazy, and who wants to do that?

Posted By bobby On 03.16.2011 @ 5:24 pm

i try to figure out maths. but csn’t. its pretty embaa=rrassing.. especially in school. doing ORDINARY LEVEL! Cringe oh well at least i’ll never have to that again unless i reeaaly fuck up nursing and am reduced to the sad lonely life of a mathematician.

Posted By bobby On 03.16.2011 @ 5:21 pm

I have wondered where the wondered people are and what they are wondering about. Are they still wondered? How long can one stay wondered? What is like to be wondered? Is it the same as BEWILDERED, because that seems the same to me. I guess wonder could have a sense of fantasy to it.

Posted By Bobby On 03.09.2011 @ 2:28 pm

I’m writing about ‘swept’; people sweet with brooms. It’s cool because you can use them to clean the house and other things, like floors in kitchens and such. Also, you can sweep things under the rug, like dust, dirt, etc. Umm, sweep like the wind sweeps away the leaves of autumn, or Fall. They’re seasons. Sweeping like mom used to make me do as a chore. To be honest, I liked it more than vaccuming. It was easier especially on hard-wood floors, such as our kitchen.

Posted By Bobby On 03.06.2011 @ 7:57 pm

Well, for example, some people are incapable of generating text about concrete examples. As an example, I’d like to cite this exercise . . . . what a boring word to write about.

Posted By Bobby On 03.06.2011 @ 9:17 am

Once there were a lot of pills then there were none and someone was lying on the floor. I couldn’t help them. They were gone so I walked outside and looked up at the sky were I saw clouds of white and skies of blue. I wasn’t happy.

Posted By bobby On 02.06.2011 @ 8:20 pm

The harsh truth is that there’s another me on the other side of this window pane reality, and I’m too busy with something insignificant to see myself screaming on the outside looking in.

Posted By Bobby On 01.22.2011 @ 5:29 am

I am sitting in an endless sea of choices. I only see one in front of me, though. It is this choice which defines me. The gyres of an endless and fathomless void reaching out. The arms, screaming at me. It is over. But it is not.

Posted By Bobby On 01.22.2011 @ 5:25 am

There is the first and the second and all of the others. But then there is also the ONLY. The jewel, the gem, the magic aura-encrusted oneness of the last of a dying breed. in a world where editions are as easy to produce as a cup of coffee, the true only edition is the Edition.

Posted By Bobby On 01.15.2011 @ 2:08 pm

There are some people that have really bad tempers, and i really just dont understand… i am able to control mine, why cant they control thiers? I feel bad when pepole yell, and i just dont get how they are able to verbally harm others. frankly, i wonder if something like this is genetic.

Posted By Bobby On 12.12.2010 @ 6:50 pm