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While in Spain, I had the most horrific experience of my life: babysitting a fussy 5-year old. Everything was going relatively smoothly until a nosebleed struck, throwing me a curveball. As I try and comfort him (all while avoiding passing out), I realized something about myself that I hadn’t previously known…

Posted By Bre On 02.26.2013 @ 1:17 pm

i applied for job today. too bad the person was satan. then sam and dean came with the rings from the horsemen and said the magic words. THe door to Lucifer’s cage opened up. Sam said yes. Satan went inside Sam. Sam jumped into the cage. The portal closed. Then dean cried. Castiel came up behind him. THen suddenly the two were naked and making love to eachother in the middle of the office. Casitel and Dean are gay. Everyone knows this. Dean then cried to Castiel. Castiel hugged him and then Castial had to go because he was god and didn’t want dean to get hurt. Dean was sad. He looked at me and said don’t die okay? then he left. What happened to him i don’t know. Maybe he died. Maybe he became a gay stripper. I do not know. I went home and applied to get a giant briefcase. I don’t know why i want a briefcase. I just do. I wanna be a spy. So i also applied to be a spy. Can i be a spy?

I applied apple juice to my face and then danced the tribal dance of the WhanwhanRets. Half naked in my bra and underwear with a lumberjack jacket wrapped around my waist whilst i sang the National Anthume of the Canadians. “OH SNOW GODS OH SNOW GODS! HOW WE LOVE YOUR MAPPLE SYRUP! CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE US MOOSE FOR DINNER! I WANNA MARRY A MAPPLE LEAF!” You won’t believe what happened next. I applied to be in a hippie fan club but i dind’t get in because Barnabus Collins killed then all with a butcher knife. So then i chained him with chains, threw him in a stone coffin, threw my lady panities on his face, kicked him in the balls and shut him away. I burried him in Konoka, a small tiny island in the Artic Ocean. I then applied sunglasses to my face and traveld in a boat back to the USA. THere i became a nija. I killed everyone on the planet but the cats. I applied my body to the leader of the race of cats and we made a human/cat baby. Now we are immortal and king an queen of Catopia(aka old Earth). One day my first born son got angry and murdered me. Now i am typing this from my coffin. Dead.

Suddenly i woke up from that crazy dream… “I’ve been applied to the internet, i need to quit.”

Goodbye.

Posted By Bre On 01.20.2013 @ 2:37 pm

I really like most of the shows I’ve seen. Some of them are funny, while others aren’t. I used to want to be on a broadway show, or TV show, but I’m just not that into it anymore. I wish to be an interior designer, maybe I can get a show doing that? Haha ;) Good plan.

Posted By Bre On 12.27.2012 @ 9:37 pm

claiming hold of something as if your life depended on it and you couldn’t let go. claiming it yours forever, it is yours and you have it in your heart until the day you die. claim their heart as yours and you’ll never go a day in your life with love claim infinite money and you shall always be wealthy

Posted By bre On 09.19.2012 @ 7:17 pm

despite the bad news, Gloria was very optimistic that things would work out for the best. After all, he was a very good friend of hers and to think negatively about the situation would not be helpful for either party involved. In order to move forward she tried to put the news to the back of her mind.

Posted By bre On 09.18.2012 @ 4:04 pm

simply not exist, feel emotions, truly love, live, beauty, happiness, to live

Posted By bre On 09.17.2012 @ 8:17 am

living, life, experience, love, existence, happy, not just there, empathetic, sincere, lively, hopeful, faith, together, beauty,

Posted By bre On 09.17.2012 @ 8:16 am

All he could see was black, emptiness, pain, past mistakes, regrets, hurt, hate… things he wish he could forget. It’s all he is. It’s all he’ll ever be.

Posted By Bre On 09.16.2012 @ 8:08 am

relax massage violet

Posted By Bre On 09.09.2012 @ 5:55 pm

the spa is a wonderful place to just relax.You can get a massage and just think about all the great things in life.

Posted By Bre On 09.09.2012 @ 5:50 pm

I love texts, especially late night when they can go one for pages and pages at a time. They can be some of the best things in the world, if they’re from someone you love. They can also be same of the worst things in the world, if they’re telling you something that you don’t want to hear. They can be good or bad. They’re just a part of life as a whole. Be careful about how you might word your texts, they can come across as something entirely different than what you had meant to say. Sarcasm dosen’t translate into a text message, so don’t try to pull an “I was just being sarcastic” move when all you want to do is hurt someone’s feelings. Not cool, dude!

Posted By Bre On 08.10.2012 @ 9:11 pm

The one thing that people in conventional society seem to crave above all else is the elusive Saturday – the end of work, the break in the tide. Yet, as I look around me, I do not see an end. I see people still working, maybe not for pay, but for glory, or for recognition, or for desire. I do not understand.

Posted By Bre On 06.29.2012 @ 1:26 pm

The one little shining light that I so desperately crave.

I rant and rave and will pay anything you beg of me.

Just for that one shining moment outside of my head.

I beg of thee.

Posted By Bre On 06.26.2012 @ 2:34 pm

The blood runs down her chin obscenely, the teeth she spits out like the pits of a peach.

Posted By Bre On 06.19.2012 @ 2:20 pm

The absolute noise was indescribable. I couldn’t breathe over the sound of my own thoughts, clamoring and clawing at my attention. The awful, awful, racket.

Posted By Bre On 06.11.2012 @ 7:32 am

I like jelly with peanut butter. Only grape though. But I’ve never had any other kind of jelly, like strawberry…or I’m not even sure. I don’t know any other kinds of jelly. I’m young, and maybe I should try more jelly. I don’t take any risks. Maybe jelly is the beginning of taking some.

Posted By Bre On 06.06.2012 @ 8:30 pm

necessity. what is mandatory. to eat. to think. to run. to love. to sing. it is necessary to life. it sounds like a movie. chocolate is a necessity. yoga. dresses. best friends. love. weddings.

Posted By bre On 06.03.2012 @ 10:58 am

In a giant stampede, their powerful legs push them forward against the wind. Their bodies a mechanical marvel.

Posted By Bre On 11.24.2011 @ 1:26 pm

beautiful face, you look at me with eyes so blue they make me dizzy. I want to scream, why aren’t you here? Let me know you want me near. I’m confused by you, you’re simply too stunning, it hurts my fragile brain. You blind me.

Posted By Bre On 11.23.2011 @ 2:05 pm

its such a beautiful time its full of cuddling fires and egg nog its a time of laughter and cheer a time of love ! its time fir beautiful memories and even better hockey ! its canada what do you except i love autumm its a great time and place and full of beautiful colours ! i love autu

Posted By bre On 11.07.2011 @ 5:58 pm

stacks of money everyday – that is something i wish i can have. it just seems that the stacks i make at work go away for bills and by the time i see what is all for me its not even a stack at all!! I sound like I am all about money, but I am not really!!! lol

Posted By Bre On 10.10.2011 @ 12:22 pm

it can be metallic, an element, something born not of man but of this earth, this galaxy. it can be strong and tough and used in making things good and bad and in between. it was here before us, in mines and in the ground, and it will last long after we are gone.

Posted By bre On 10.09.2011 @ 11:52 pm

not enjoying the moment or doing exactly what you want, your mind is in another place and you no that you cant control what happens next but you just let it eat at you, learn to relax stop and breathe you can not control the future just the present. the end.

Posted By Bre On 09.24.2011 @ 11:15 am

I’m convinced of my feeble state of mind. I’m convinced that I’m a sinner, that there is something greater out there. I’ve never been convinced of something so beautiful yet so humbling. It’s a convincing that needs to be obtained. I need to be convinced of this to receive salvation. I want to be convinced.

Posted By Bre On 09.23.2011 @ 5:00 pm

when two wild west guys turn and shoot towards each other. one guy might hit the other guy. they might both hit each other. usually a lady in a dress screams and there is a bar nearby. usually the shootout partakers might be angry. might be drunk. might be both. they miss their daddies.

Posted By bre On 09.17.2011 @ 11:38 am

I like to chew on straws. They come in many colors. They have bendy straws. They have crazy straws. If you go get fast food they give them to you in straw wrappers. You can build things with them. You can shoot the paper off of the fast food ones.

Posted By Bre On 07.12.2011 @ 9:07 am

blech! i have a bunch to do every week! vacuming dusting! blech! not a fan! :P

Posted By bre On 07.08.2011 @ 10:25 pm

do you feel it? in the pit of your stomach? the soles of your feet? the bottom of your lungs? here it comes.

Posted By Bre On 06.22.2011 @ 8:11 pm

little blocks of life. mitosis, meiosis, apoptosis.

Posted By Bre On 06.21.2011 @ 4:56 pm

if i had seen you at the corner the very first time i saw you, i would have run to you even though i would have had no idea who you are

Posted By bre On 06.08.2011 @ 12:15 pm