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You are sixteen going on seventeen. Rewatch that commercial for car insurance with that song. Patrick Dempsey.. never would have guessed would you have? I don’t remember what brand, not progressive because they have the gril with the big tricked out name tag. My cousin actually works for progressive and saysit isn’t as great as she makes it out to be!

Posted By caitdoggg On 03.11.2009 @ 10:32 pm

I believe in miracles. I believe the chem dpt at ohio state deserves to be under review i believe the girls i have become friends with here are genuine. i believe new jerseyers are odd but i love them i believe brain diseases ate my roommate but she came back to me i believe it will be warm out soon and i will even give a shit less about school

Posted By caitdoggg On 03.09.2009 @ 9:03 pm

The keypad in kait’s phone is totally diff diiffff than minneeeee the front has the oh my god touch option! and the inside is a bit less raised… today she told me my space button was too hard to press it made me sad=(( the keypad on her calc is so effed up but not as 1much as mine because i spilled chemicals in chem lab on mine

Posted By Caitdoggg On 03.08.2009 @ 9:45 pm

The classic book.. all i can think of is a book. No no there is classical music and I HATE when people put their facebook statuses as things such as listening to beetohven’s fifth symphony… they JUST WANT PEOPLE TO THNIK they are cool…

And they AREN’T

just like out getting wasted smoking pot

NO ONE CARES =)

Posted By caitdoggg On 03.04.2009 @ 9:37 pm

The space between … it’s a song.

There are spaces between your fingers and when you trace them you get a turkey.

Space, my very educated mother just served us nine pizzas or did she now serve us nothing since they exiled pluto?

We love crosswords. you know a five letter word for turtle U_u_U

Posted By caitdoggg On 03.02.2009 @ 9:36 pm

I vow never to wear a flannel nightgown. Why don’t you just vow to never wear a nightgown?

Now you can hold your baby in your arms, or even read a book! You know all those things you couldn’t do before the WTF blanket came out?!

Free credit report.com tell your friends tell your dad tell your mom

angel soft it’s the ….. i always forget thaat one!

Posted By caitdoggg On 03.01.2009 @ 1:43 pm

I trained you to be a good girl, and you went and you screwed that all up didn’t you? I mean having sex is one thing, but with your professor? Yeah Yeah college is hard, we all know that, but you aren’t going to make it very far sleeping your way up to a high GPA. I mean don’t you think once you get accepted into graduate school they will realize you are a fake?

-mother to a daughter

Posted By Caitdoggg On 02.26.2009 @ 9:51 pm

Installation processes vary from computers to curtains. You can install a lot of things. There is a new product out on the line called the Vagisak(one of those fancy little R patented symbols). You can install this in your vagina for a few short payments of 6,000$. There is a remote control to eject it and you can store ANYTHING in it!

Posted By Caitdoggg On 02.22.2009 @ 6:55 pm