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postage used to not cost very much, but now it does. I know a postman named ‘Lee’. He carries a big sack and whinges when he gets too many parcels

Posted By craig Tull On 09.26.2010 @ 11:11 am

if i was taken hostage i would probably poo in my pants.

Posted By craig Tull On 09.24.2010 @ 12:33 pm

This is something i lay my head on when i sleep.

Posted By craig tull On 05.26.2010 @ 3:51 pm

Fashion is shit and pointless.

Posted By Craig Tull On 04.03.2010 @ 4:34 pm

I just got out of the bath so the chances of me running away are slim. Perhaps if the house was on fire i would be more willing to expose my pink bits to the public of norwich, but as things stand i’m staying put. Runaway is a bad song from the 90′s if i remember correctly. I don’t remember who did it, but i suspect it was someone lame like rosie gains. She was rubbish, but i must confess i purchased a cd single of hers. before i saw her, mind.

Posted By Craig Tull On 03.25.2010 @ 3:21 am

I went in a cave once when i was a young lad. I remember there being slime on the wall, and i remember thinking it was terribly exciting and mysterious, and i imagined many devious things going on there involving drug smugglers and bearded thugs.

Posted By Craig Tull On 03.27.2010 @ 6:04 am