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I think about the detour that me and my girlfriend took today while trying to get to pikes place from emp… It was awesome

Posted By Jacob On 05.01.2010 @ 6:01 pm

i’m going to propel this airplane with the most interesting of songs. the thong song. thighs like a truck truck truck. Ah enough of the bill time to get to the real story of optimus prime none of tha

Posted By jacob On 04.18.2010 @ 3:36 pm

an absence of something; a want for something. i feel as though i have a lot of this in my life, but in reality, i probably have a lot more than most others. i’m materialistic to the extreme and don’t lack very much at all.

Posted By jacob On 05.13.2010 @ 9:37 pm

My professor was excited by news of the roller derby team. It was a veiled reference to her homosexuality. I didn’t say anything, but I smiled inside, comforted by my knowledge.

Posted By Jacob On 05.05.2010 @ 1:52 pm

You have chained me to this life, Mother. Why have you done this? You could not let me rest in light we both long for. The prison gates are closing and I have you to blame.

Posted By Jacob On 05.04.2010 @ 2:44 pm

Regardless of the time I spend typing this, I will undoubtedly wish that I had written something far more clever.

Posted By Jacob On 05.03.2010 @ 6:53 pm

I dont like to sweep. It reminds me of work.

Posted By Jacob On 05.02.2009 @ 12:27 pm

it can be the mstrongest word anyone would hear, or the last a person would hear. it can mean the world to many and nothing at all to a person

Posted By jacob On 05.02.2009 @ 7:38 am

cut it out man, a cut out is a paper person, not really here. if you lay him down you can’t see him, if you turn him sideways you can’t see him. look at him straight on and you see what he was made for. but be careful, he can bend and tear easily.

Posted By Jacob On 04.25.2009 @ 2:21 pm

I can’t deny what has happened. I wouldn’t even want to try. Why would someone wish to conceal these events is alien to me. So I must endeavor.

Posted By Jacob On 11.28.2008 @ 1:42 am

It is when the sun is closest to one part of the earth It is my Ex Girlfriend’s nickname, who was an amazing person, but a bit too clingy. Solstice is spontaneous, outgoing, ditzy, fun, redheaded, righ, needy, and likes good food.

Posted By Jacob On 12.21.2008 @ 9:55 pm

Sometimes I feel like my heart is surrounded in a chains. . fastened with one big padlock. I don’t know or quite understand if someone out there has the key to it or not. Maybe that key is somewhere deep inside of me. . like Houdini swallowed it. . or some evil Saw-like killer has hidden it in my abdomen with only a scalpel to free it. I’m lonely sometimes. . and I wish you could pick my lock. . right now. . before I explode.

Posted By Jacob On 01.30.2009 @ 9:34 am

goose step across the ocean.

Posted By jacob On 01.19.2009 @ 11:59 am

the dog i had as a child was a mutt. a crazy mutt at that, but i loved her. she loved me. My dad hated her but she died in his arms as he cried his eyes out.

Posted By Jacob On 01.13.2009 @ 11:25 am

I have never worn any bracelet other than one crafted from some type of string. These bracelets were made in summer camp. I have never bought a bracelet. I think I would like to buy a bracelet for my wife. The previous sentence reminded me that I have in fact bought bracelets. I remember one time I bought a silver bracelet in Mexico for my wife. She wore it a lot shortly after I

Posted By Jacob On 03.30.2009 @ 6:42 pm

carefully, you’ll tiptoe down the stairs, hoping no one will notice. oh, but they will. they will, boy. you’ll never know exactly what to do when they find you. you can run. you can’t hide, though. you’ll never be alone again. never be alone. just do what you feel. say what you mean and every little bit of this will go down exactly as scripted. every little bit. don’t turn this around on me. it’s all you.

Posted By Jacob On 07.13.2008 @ 2:34 am

hard firm elastic rubber band its strange uh king of the hill is on. resisting resistor hard rock ness crazy

Posted By Jacob On 09.19.2009 @ 7:18 pm

A paintbrush is a tool like an instrument;gently the painter dips in in ink and lays it upon the canvas of the viewer’s mind. He impresses his soul onto that blankness that all may drink of it and hear it with their eyes. How vulnerable is the painter, all

Posted By jacob On 09.17.2009 @ 2:03 pm

i like showers, generally, i mean, well, i dont like cold ones, generally, even if in the tropics, i usually at least want outside temperature water, ya, no, not cold, never, i remember my gf in thailand thinking i was nuts for taking warm shower there,

Posted By jacob On 09.14.2009 @ 3:35 pm

I went to the corner of the bedroom and found a little mouse named Jack. He had a really big banana in his hand and asked me if I had any solder so that he could fix his wireless modem. I replied that I didn’t, but I had some bubble gum and tin foil. He replied that this could work, and was excited at my unexpected arrival. YAY!!!!

Posted By Jacob On 09.13.2009 @ 10:45 am

Wanted. Two tall white men. Blond and brunette. Last seen driving northbound on I-95 in a white Ford Astro.

Heh. We stole a rusty brown El Camino forty five minutes ago.

Posted By Jacob On 09.08.2009 @ 6:07 pm

The place you go to find out where you need to be. It’s like college, except a lot easier to navigate and without a lot of the insufferable roommates and such. Loads of fun.

Posted By Jacob On 09.04.2009 @ 10:26 pm

She smoked her cigarette casually, as the rain fell around her, pouring forth from the dark sky. The water mixed with the blood on the ground, flowing in beautiful swirls down the gutter. She put the revolver back into her purse, and quietly strolled away from the corpse.

Posted By Jacob On 09.01.2009 @ 4:03 pm

Somewhere I’ve been before…It’s dark and painful, hard to climb out of on your own. Men go crazy trying to escape on their own. Soon after burying themselves in their own dirt.

Posted By Jacob On 08.29.2009 @ 9:01 pm

The teacher is the second important person in anyone;s life. After the mother, the intial techers shape the future of the child. I have known some wonderful teachers; ones that cared for the students and looked to seeing them grow in every sense of the word. i have concluded now, that there are hardly any of this breed left. The present set are mostly into earning their bread; it is a no longer a calling but something to do since they could not get a job elsewhere. This has resulted in the quality of education falling throughout the country and maybe the world. I think it is high time tha t we as parents run around and glorify the profession to attract better people

Posted By Jacob On 08.28.2009 @ 7:27 pm

i dont like this game because there is no reference to who i am writing for. why would i be trying to tell you anything about the word “gym.” it is just one of so many useless words that will bring no kind of satisfaction. let’s look at a better word, like God, or Krsna, and then, if you give me some idea of why i would desire to share my thoughts on those words, i will feel more compelled.

Posted By jacob On 08.22.2009 @ 1:53 pm

applause. life. love. the thing, moment, experience or reassurance you need in order to feel alive.

Posted By jacob On 08.21.2009 @ 11:58 pm

if you have the tongues of angels but have not love you are a resounding gong, Verse of my life

Posted By Jacob On 08.17.2009 @ 7:41 pm

to cleanse the soul is something everyman should do not just the quote Christians but everyone should look deep inside deep deep inside and purge themselves from anything not healthy or good

Posted By Jacob On 08.10.2009 @ 10:58 pm

Geese are not beautiful. They are ugly. They are loud. They are stupid. They are crude. Not like mallards, swans, etc. Geese, as a whole are just really lame birds.

Posted By Jacob On 08.09.2009 @ 1:55 am