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The baker’s daughter was a flour child.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 04.06.2013 @ 12:10 pm

Wow!! She has some body!!

Posted By Joseph Leff On 11.12.2012 @ 6:14 pm

What Superman wears. Joe in Delray Beach, FL

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.05.2010 @ 6:41 pm

Put in new electric wiring.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 06.19.2010 @ 6:23 pm

Ink-a-dink a-doo.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 05.16.2009 @ 10:27 am

The bank lending officer is a loan arranger.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 01.01.2009 @ 1:55 pm

A locksmith is a legend about smoked salmon.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 01.30.2009 @ 4:51 pm

Flutterby was the original name for butterfly, but thanks to Reverend Spooner (spoonerisms) the name was changed.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 04.03.2009 @ 6:26 pm

Shampoo — not the real poo; it’s fake poo.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 03.27.2009 @ 6:20 pm

Subway — the weight of a U-boat.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 03.26.2009 @ 2:13 pm

Sixteen — the age at which you know everything. Twenty-one — the age at which you know nothing.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 03.12.2009 @ 7:18 pm

A tight scarf might be a boa constrictor.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 07.18.2008 @ 9:26 am

Sent to visit Satan.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 11.22.2008 @ 7:45 am

Don’t make an ASS of U and ME. (Old joke.)

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.26.2009 @ 7:26 pm

A nunnery is where the nun wore her habitat.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.24.2009 @ 3:24 pm

I love gym. He’s my best friend.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.22.2009 @ 12:30 pm

Pastime — time for Dad.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.13.2009 @ 3:03 pm

Nanny’s job — heir conditioning.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.12.2009 @ 5:09 pm

Is radiology the study if radios?

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.11.2009 @ 7:02 pm

A keypad is the man hangout for a cool dude, man.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 03.06.2009 @ 1:52 pm

Classic — when a teacher has to deal with a bunch of ill children.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 03.04.2009 @ 4:25 pm

Spaces — the final frontiers.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 03.02.2009 @ 7:42 pm

skate — it’s Katherine.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 02.27.2009 @ 6:10 pm

Install – where a horse is kept overnight.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 02.24.2009 @ 2:57 pm

Oops — I meant Al.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 02.21.2009 @ 6:44 pm

Gentle is a little gent.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 10.30.2008 @ 6:23 pm

Psychopath — a trail around an insane asylum.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 10.21.2008 @ 3:57 pm

Did Thomas Crown have an affair?

Posted By Joseph Leff On 10.14.2008 @ 2:17 pm

I’m over it. It’s an easier ride on the downside.

Posted By Joseph Leff On 10.03.2008 @ 6:48 pm

Wanting I’ve always wanted is peace on earth. (Not to be confused with wan ton soup.)

Posted By Joseph Leff On 08.29.2008 @ 4:05 pm