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I hate oneword. The timer thing doesn’t work for mine. Pretzels…pah!

Posted By Kelly On 05.22.2011 @ 9:38 pm

Haha yeah, what! I just started replaying Rollercoaster Tycoon today. And yeah… it has a pretzel stand and everything…already. Uh huh, try to beat that.

Posted By Kelly On 05.22.2011 @ 9:33 pm

twisted. Salty. Salt in my wounds. complicated but simple. Like life. It’s how you choose it to be.

Posted By Kelly On 05.22.2011 @ 4:25 pm

soft and chewy, crisp and fine. cover them in cheese or chocolate. deliver them by bags or box but, give them to me. I like to eat them while i hike and also while I bike. decorate them pretty and devine for holidays.

Posted By Kelly On 05.22.2011 @ 3:41 pm

Sometimes I want to be domestic. Have the house, have the kids, but the feminist inside just won’t let me settle down. Half the time, I just want to say screw this spirit, but the road wins out every time.

Posted By Kelly On 05.20.2011 @ 1:06 pm

to be trained with the manners of society and can live in the home. such as domestic animals. domestic life is considered to be proper in society and should be followed for the most part. Domestic.

Posted By kelly On 05.19.2011 @ 11:29 pm

What does it mean to honestly be formal, domestic? Formality has been so misconstrued over the years… Arrogance and hypocrisy. It’s a wonder the earth is even still turning round and round each and every day.

Posted By Kelly On 05.19.2011 @ 9:03 pm

Mole? What kind of word is mole, honestly? I mean, there’s the animal, then that wretched thing on some people’s faces. Okay, so some people find them beautiful and I guess I could see that, but honestly,…moles are disgusting and should have never been invented.. Then again, if they could somehow help us find a cure for cancer then they’d be of some use.

Posted By Kelly On 05.18.2011 @ 7:30 pm

on someone’s face is gross. is that mean? is that judgmental? how shallow of me. but moles on peoples faces are just kind of disgusting. although my roommate’s boyfriend has one, and it’s not that bad. i guess it would be worse if it was bigger. also, the animals kind of freak me out too. are they blind? why do they always dig holes? these are the things that haunt me.

Posted By kelly On 05.18.2011 @ 2:26 pm

i feel. weak kneed and wet thighed and picturing you creased in the corners of my lips. bubble baths and bud are my only resolution, and this makes me need your shoulder and a little bit of sympathy, although empathy will do.

Posted By Kelly On 05.17.2011 @ 9:33 pm

tempted. temptation. tempting. what meaning is behind it? this word can mean many things but I think that the thing that pops up in my head the most is temptation. tempting what? to run away from this place, maybe. quit my job and run.

Posted By Kelly On 05.17.2011 @ 5:44 pm

To be tried and kept on edge; to make uncomfortable in some cases. Temptation is most people moral eyes a sin. Being tempted is something that should most definitely be avoided at all costs.

Posted By Kelly On 05.17.2011 @ 2:10 pm

curious george, harry potter’s first wand creepy old olivander why’d we have to wait so long to get into his shop? monkey monkey underpants going to the zoo gorilla throwing poo at the bystanders. never make eye contact. contacts. freaking annyoing. burning my eye with peroxide at meg’s. that sucked.

Posted By Kelly On 05.17.2011 @ 9:10 am

curious george! curious kittens! babies are curious too! but other things are curious, such as the things that i ponder about. like why are the flowers on the trees outside purple but the leaves are green? but i’m turning back to curious george. that monkey has the right idea, just explore and you’ll find the answers.

Posted By Kelly On 05.17.2011 @ 8:16 am

I brush fingers down his neck as I hug him hello, just to see, just to see what she does, what he does, what we do. I look him in the eyes, graciously receiving that bottle mandatory for entrance by pleasant company. We sit, I lean, I listen. The grumble of gruffness in his voice is everpresent, not quite hidden from the rest. Aren’t they wondering?

Posted By kelly On 05.16.2011 @ 7:26 pm

pulling, tugging, wishing the cotton to break free of the sweat, just come off already. he sees me and i know and i pull even harder, faster, willing it to just fall away, just so for a moment he can see me

Posted By kelly On 05.16.2011 @ 7:16 pm

an awful place. i envision mountains of trash and debris. it probably smells. but i also think of a place that was forgotten or deserted. people lived here once but now have moved on to another place or have possibly perished. it could be ones mind and how they’ve desrted that as well. some people have so much potential but ignore it. this is a wasteland.

Posted By Kelly On 05.14.2011 @ 10:24 am

There are more bones in the body than we care to think about. Every time we walk and run and jump there is so much pressure applied to them that if we could actually see how it happens we would take much better care of them. Luckily for me I have never broejKe

Posted By Kelly On 05.11.2011 @ 4:51 pm

bones are what make up my body but they are more than just that. they give me structure, make me stronger, and keep me going. i hate the TV show “Bones” cause its really lame. I also think of the corpse bride and all the skeletons singing in the grave yard. oh, and also Jack Skellington. Can you tell I like tim burton movies??

Posted By Kelly On 05.11.2011 @ 3:03 pm

to console is one of the greatest things a human being can do for one another. everyone needs a little help, a small amount of reassurance that everything will be okay in the end. to console is to remind someone that you are never alone.

Posted By Kelly On 05.10.2011 @ 2:31 pm

America’s next dance ‘crew’ is probably one of the worst run shows on mtv. First of all, what does lil’ kim have to do with dancing. What kind of knowledge does she have on the topic? At least JC was in Nsync and danced to horrible choreography. Also that other judge… he is very forgettable.

Posted By Kelly On 05.09.2011 @ 2:23 pm

There was once an evil captain of an evil ship. His crew was not as evil as he was….also…his name was Sue Dennis Kelly, though most people called him KelSue the evil captain of an evil ship with a not so evil crew….he was also a woman….

Posted By Kelly On 05.09.2011 @ 2:20 pm

When you think about birth, often you think about actually being born, but what we often forget is that we are reborn everyday when we learn something new; when we grow as a person. It happens every day and we never think about how big it impacts the world.

Posted By kelly On 05.08.2011 @ 8:03 pm

I cannot express how much I do not want to birth a child. It is not that I do not want to have children, I would actually really like to raise a child, but, the thought of a giant head coming out of my vagina is probably the most frightening image I can think of. Ew.

Posted By Kelly On 05.08.2011 @ 11:22 am

the woman sat with her feet up on the footstool. her day had been long and hard and she felt like it would never end. but the end did come. she glanced at the pile of shoes the sat near the back door and sighed. she hated wearing heels, and wished to high heaven that she could look good with flats on. her own anatomical heels were callused and in pain, and right now she really wanted a live-in masseuse. hopefully one day, she thought, she would learn not to wear high heels, but tomorrow would not be the day.

Posted By Kelly On 05.06.2011 @ 8:44 pm

I really can’t think of anything that describes my feelings for heel. Instead a poem.

Harry Potter Expelliarmus Elevates Lupin

uh….

Posted By Kelly On 05.06.2011 @ 6:42 pm

Elaborates the perception of the eyes that behold your eyes. would you like to express something else or dramatize? What is eyeliner.

Posted By kelly On 05.06.2011 @ 12:59 pm

i hate eyeliner. since I have allergies, mine always smears and makes it look like i’ve been sobbing. Also, I alway have one eye thats perfect and the other looks retarded, they never match. I wear black eyeliner because that is what all the girls at my school wear. my mom says its too harsh for blue eyes.

Posted By Kelly On 05.05.2011 @ 11:11 pm

Heidi could not find her eyeliner in her purse today. We were in a hurry on the way out of her apartment because we were celebrating Cinco-de-Higho. I am not sure she ever found it. We were in the bathroom and I just left and decided to not help her with the eyeliner. Wow…we were high!

Posted By Kelly On 05.05.2011 @ 9:09 pm

I have only been to a couple camps in my life and as far as I can remember, I have only gone camping once. The most scarring memory of camp was church camp. I am a highly devoted Christian and I was not opposed to what they were teaching me, instead, they claimed that if I did not go up to the church camp with my church, I would not be able to be confirmed with the Lutheran Church and hence not a child of God. Needless to say, I do not still attend that church.

Posted By Kelly On 05.05.2011 @ 7:50 am