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Oh Nooooooo look out Mr Scuttle Bucket the electric robot is out of control and is heading down the ramp and straight for my car, fudge sickles!

Posted By Linda Berryman On 04.19.2011 @ 6:44 pm

Sitting back in the leather chair and listening to Borg sing in harmony you can tell that the workmanship to make the acoustic sound amazing in this small recording room.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 04.18.2011 @ 2:46 pm

Come on baby just a few more miles thought Alisha , I do not want to be stranded out here in the swamps low on gasoline with no gas station for miles especially at night hello, creep factor( why oh why) did I have to watch scream 2 last night.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 04.15.2011 @ 4:59 pm

Oh I am going to cry to see my first Grand Child Graduate from my alumni.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 04.09.2011 @ 6:57 pm

Pushing off with her foot Sasha nudges her Hammock to sway gently back and forth as she makes plans for her up coming plans to travel to Europe.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 04.03.2011 @ 7:39 pm

AS I step down from the cargo boat on to the dock , My boy freind takes out his digital camera so he can finish up taking pictures for his documentry on the Black Market of endangered animals being shipped out of this area.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 03.28.2011 @ 6:45 pm

As the audience stares in aw over the spectacle of the Ballet of Swan Lake. The dancers seem so magical to the little girl sitting with her Grandmother .

Posted By Linda Berryman On 03.27.2011 @ 6:14 pm

Diana was shaking her head no we are not signing this agreement to let the policy that allows sexual harassment to be allowed at Sher Am Company, my Grandmother would turn in her grave if I let this happen.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 03.21.2011 @ 6:10 pm

OK, what did I expect when some one tells me my Dad wants to see me , after fifteen years of not being in my life and all of a sudden- bam I open my front door and barley recognize him. I guess he wants me to wave a magic wand over all those years of no show and make it right.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 03.13.2011 @ 3:53 pm

I would like to read a statement to you regarding the murder that happened last night at the public library .

Posted By Linda Berryman On 03.11.2011 @ 8:09 am

What a gorgeous day to be out on the water kicking back in my little putt putt boat and admiring the scenery , when out of no were comes this killer bee from Hell, bent on protecting his territory.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 03.08.2011 @ 7:32 pm

Why did my daft friend walk into my kitchen with his dirty feet and spread dirt from the kitchen entrance to the dinning area and now having swept the entire floor he did it again,what a twit.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 03.07.2011 @ 8:55 am

What would you like to have ? pick any thing the sky’s the limit, my blind date ask’s knowing full well its lady’s night and half off for us females,what a cheap skate.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.28.2011 @ 4:39 pm

Run, Run faster I heard my sister scream from behind me , as I glance over my shoulder and see how close the dogs were catching up to us as we round the corner I flip the switch on my keychain to open the lock on my jeep.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.27.2011 @ 5:50 pm

Oh, dear as I sit in the little cafe in mexico and sip my coffee , I cannot help but watch my fellow patron as he takes a bite of Mango and the juice drips off of his cleft chin ,OMG !

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.22.2011 @ 7:08 pm

She walks along the shore looking for sage to pick , to put into the roast she is making tonight for dinner.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.21.2011 @ 7:41 am

What did he just say Jean ? I don’t think the microphone picked up he’s announcement of running for office again,lord save us if he does !

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.14.2011 @ 7:56 am

As she wade’s thru the group of people who were yelling at the passing limousine which held the President of Cole fuel , Shy was hoping the revolt would not get out of hand.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.10.2011 @ 6:04 pm

Just reach up and grab the box and lets get out of here before the alarm goes off and alerts the guards of our presence in the principles office.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.08.2011 @ 7:45 am

It would be suicide to eat that whole bag of Oreo cookies by my self would ‘nt. ?

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.05.2011 @ 6:51 am

I suppose she would do some thing despicable like that and throw a wrench into my weekend plans to fly across the country to see my ex before He makes the mistake of a life time and marry’s that Tramp he calls his Fiancee .

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.03.2011 @ 6:44 pm

Ok Erik just boost me up high enough so I can reach the tree limb and then I;ll give you a boost up .

Posted By Linda Berryman On 02.03.2011 @ 8:29 am

Looking at the newspaper print for next weeks special edition on Climbing Mount Henry , what the —— who would name a mountain Henry, I ask my assistant who merely shrugs her shoulders like don’t ask me ?

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.30.2011 @ 5:30 pm

Did you here what I said my Boss is yelling at me thru the phone- the jerk get me those reports from Congress men Wilkens or you are out of a job got it !

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.27.2011 @ 5:01 pm

Lucy is looking around the house for her sisters suitcases but can’t find them any were, Hey Tami were did you put your suitcases their not in your closet ? Their mumble mumble, WHAT I yell as she opens the door leading down to the basement.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.25.2011 @ 4:42 pm

What do you think I should try to move next professor ? I ask trying to figure out the maze of hieroglyphic problems on the illegible dusty room in side of the conservatory,we will solved this mystery .

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.24.2011 @ 6:48 am

Ok let me look at this picture and I will tell you if I recognize her and then you can tell me why you want me to verify that I saw her last night. The officer was giving me a quizzical look , Ma please just – Hey Aliea what do you want for dinner tonight my brother yells from inside the house and sidetracked what I was going to say to the police officer.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.21.2011 @ 5:05 pm

Walking along the creek path Aden is looking up toward the tree tops scouting for Eagles and does not notice the spider web stringing along his path until he feels something gliding across his face.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.20.2011 @ 8:03 am

Ok let me see put in flour then salt but how much ? were does it say if its a table spoon or tea spoon I am not a cook why oh why did a tell my brother to bring his girl friend and one of his friends from work to try and fix me up with to my place and I would find some recipes in moms cook book , not brilliant Rebacca !

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.18.2011 @ 8:46 pm

She is yelling at the ref for putting her baby boy on the side lines of the soccer field for accidentally hitting another guy, ok so he’s not so little at 6’2 butt it’s a sports game for crying out load.

Posted By Linda Berryman On 01.17.2011 @ 6:09 pm