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When I’m not writing I work as a bouncer.

And I admit that I never know who I’m going to admit and who I’m gonna bar. People are ALL wierd. How am I supposed to know whether you’re on drugs or not?

Particularly when I’m off my face too – every single bloody night!

Posted By Mibbi On 12.06.2010 @ 9:20 am

Admit it. Face reality.

A man who won’t tell you his real name, who pays for everything with wads of cash he pulls from the inside pocket of his coat? Not a keeper, darling, no.

Now I’m not automatically assuming he’s in the Mafia. I try not to think in cliches. But darling – you’re involved with one!

Posted By Mibbi On 12.06.2010 @ 9:09 am

How can I nail this?

I have no idea what to write! It’s a funny old word though. I’ve just used it as a verb, but now I’m wondering how on earth we come to have nails on the end of our fingers?

Sounds rather painful put like that.

Posted By Mibbi On 12.05.2010 @ 5:15 am

Is a pretty overrated word in our society.

It goes jackbooting around, elbowing gentler words rudely out of its way. What about beauty? Style? Wit? Elegance? Well exactly.

It’s time we gave those words the recognition they deserve, and put practicality in its place!

Posted By Mibbi On 12.03.2010 @ 2:41 pm