Entries By Morenike Adebayo
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distract
I saw this bee once when I was having a shower and it distracted me from me usual routine and I was upset, in fact, I was so upset that I smothered the bee in shower gel and handwash before it quivered and buzzed its last. THAT’S RIGHT. Don’t mess with me, bees.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 09.20.2009 @ 10:23 am
oak
Professor Oak looked at Ash with a lusty smile on his face. Ash turned around and glared at Gary still in the room. “Hurry up and choose your Pokemon, Gary!” Ash shouted, having noticed Prof Oak’s gaze.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 09.13.2009 @ 11:14 am
blossom
It’s that time of the year. The blossom on the trees are turning and the wind picks up the chills I feel around the chasm of my heart. As I dive into a deeper and darker melancholy than I had been keeping myself in limbo at, I think – CHEER THE FUCK UP, YOU EMO.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 09.10.2009 @ 11:23 am
knot
When is a knot not a knot? When it’s a tie! Bad joke.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 09.09.2009 @ 12:17 pm
collar
I noticed that I was wearing my green shirt when I woke up today. Still wearing my green shirt actually as I’d not been home in days. But the most bizarre thing was that not only were all my buttons missing but so was my collar.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 09.06.2009 @ 10:25 am
licorice
Licorice is a funny word where the letter don’t match the syllables pronounced. I would never name anything “licorice”, apart from licorice itself.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 09.02.2009 @ 3:55 pm
constant
“My name is Constance”, she muttered, as she looked out over the ship’s bow. “What’s that?” I screeched back, desperate to be heard over the roaring engines, “Constant?” She looked at me with a withering look. Within a minute, I’d already felt like a fool.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 08.31.2009 @ 11:48 am
pit
Deep in the pit of my stomach, I knew. I knew that this was the right choice for me. I stared at the window, my reflection staring back at me. These red shoes were the right ones for me. Winged clouds guided me in to the shop, drawn to the shine.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 08.29.2009 @ 1:10 pm
teacher
Teacher, teacher. Big fat preacher. Ugly hair and terrible shoes. Where the hell did you get the blues? Fart, slap. Fart, slap. Fart, slap. Fart. Slap.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 08.28.2009 @ 11:36 am
planet
THIS WAS IT! The biggest discovery of a lifetime. I had finally discovered a planet…on my fingernail. All this time, there were civilisations and culture and a history being formed on my fingernail and I could have killed it all of at any point in time. But there it was, my very own planet on the end of my fingernail.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 08.02.2009 @ 9:57 am
respond
I didn’t know quite how to respond to that revelation. It was quite a surprise. Even now, 2 minutes later, after asking this question over and over and over in my mind, I was not expecting this response. I ladled another spoonful of soul into my bowl and awaited the consequences.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 08.01.2009 @ 4:25 pm
drive
I drive down the cold windy lane. My decision to buy a convertible car is thwarted when the roof doesn’t come back up. I am being drenched by the dribbles of rain forming from the beginnings of dark grey clouds. Yet I am happy. Happy because I am actually a fish.
Posted By Morenike Adebayo On 07.29.2009 @ 11:33 am
