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Something that happens often,happens frequently. Like when you break a lamp at your grandparents house, and that old bastard goes and grabs a switch to whip you with. Sure it’s frequent, and will lead to extreme sexual deviance, but for now it’s just an endearing old man beating your ass with a stick.

Posted By Roberttheimpossible On 07.08.2008 @ 7:22 am

These 3 hour lunch breaks are A-OK! *thumbs-up*

Posted By Roberttheimpossible On 04.28.2008 @ 7:21 am

I didn’t think it was necessarily a good idea to advertise “bee bathing” in the local newspaper, but I’m pretty pleased with how it’s turned out. You’d be surprised how many people show up to an Event entirely based around stinging your genitals with tiny insects that die on contact.

Posted By Roberttheimpossible On 04.25.2008 @ 8:23 am

After Charles gives you news like that, you’ve got to sit down.

“Mutants? crawling out of an impact crater? In Jersey?”

“I’m afraid so.”

Posted By Roberttheimpossible On 04.24.2008 @ 7:24 am

After Charles gives you news like that, you’ve got to sit down.

“Mutants? crawling out of an impact crater? In Jersey?”

“I’m afraid so.”

Posted By Roberttheimpossible On 04.24.2008 @ 7:24 am

Continuallly up the stairs, his horizon never changes, step after step, constantly turning left. It seems like something has bene following him forver, sliming it’s tentacles over the steps, never gaining, or losing ground, as lost as he is in this staircase of forever.

Posted By RobertTheImpossible On 04.23.2008 @ 7:02 am