Entries By Saroyan
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certain
Certainly there is no certainty. The quest for certainty is certainly futile. Certes, certainty certainly eludes even the certain. Certainty is curtains.
Posted By saroyan On 11.11.2010 @ 3:06 pm
Certainly there’s nothing certain about life. We can ascertain this or that but nothing is sure. Certes, the quest for certainty is certainly futile.
Posted By Saroyan On 11.11.2010 @ 3:00 pm
reader
mind reader, ok, body reader, soul reader, tarot card reader, late blooming reader, non-reader, radar reader, out-of-time reader
Posted By Saroyan On 11.07.2010 @ 3:52 pm
The reader is all read out, not purpled out, but read out. Do you read me? If you don’t read me, give me a reed boat and I will sail to your land where you can read me better. Keep reading me.
Posted By Saroyan On 11.07.2010 @ 1:08 pm
fallout
Fallout over time and in different places fall out of bed fall out of sorts fallout–ouch–Hiroshima style
I have fallen out I fell out. I will have fallen out
Posted By Saroyan On 06.15.2010 @ 4:13 pm
driven
I was driven to write the word drive but Freud got there first using overdrive.
Posted By Saroyan On 06.14.2010 @ 2:58 pm
propel
Pro Pel. I’m pro pel, not anti pel
Why?
Because I’ve propelled pel all my life. Pel is a cool man.
May Pel be propelled for eons.
Posted By Saroyan On 04.18.2010 @ 2:52 pm
tape
tape is sticky, really sticky, so sticky you can’t get rid of it. Some people are sticky too, like nasty techers; you can’t get rid of them until you graduate. Blah. You know the kind of stick teafhers I mean
Posted By SAroyan On 04.10.2010 @ 12:32 pm
major
This is a major surprise that major turns up again in a major way. I thought this major website would change its words in a major way each day. No way, Major.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.16.2010 @ 6:13 pm
The major had a major in English but in fact he changed his major so many times that he had a major problem graduating and a major time facing his parents.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.16.2010 @ 6:11 pm
burst
name what name who has a name everyone has a given name given by whom WHOM WHOOOOOOOOM?
Posted By Saroyan On 01.09.2010 @ 2:59 pm
hit
He was hit by a car. That was a big hit in the ninth by Ted Williams. He hit on me every day. That meal was a big hit.
Hit has so many hits that it doesn’t hit anything–typical hitless North American culture, a bit of Borges, eh?
Posted By Saroyan On 03.10.2010 @ 2:13 pm
root
rootice was her name, odd because it went back to no roots in her family but was rooted in her own root identity, that she saw herself not as a stem or flower but as a root reaching deeply into the earth. Not Ruth but rootice.
Posted By Saroyan On 03.15.2010 @ 10:44 am
myth
Myth is a myth, not a math, not a fact, not anything palpable a la James Agee, not Knosville on summer nights, just mythic, mythological, mythesterious, you know.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.25.2010 @ 4:57 pm
tofu
I’m all tofued out. Tofu as a verb–interesting. I guess. I tofu; you tofue; she/he/it tofues, etc.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.24.2010 @ 11:33 am
tofu, dofu, spelling quandary, floats, falls, lady in a buffet trying to pick up the fallen tofu from the floor
sounds like toughfu, how about easyfu more peaceful, meditative
dough fu
Posted By Saroyan On 01.24.2010 @ 5:54 am
export
Ex Port, a port you no longer want to see or no longer want to be married to. Maybe you can reunite later in life with different expectations.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.22.2010 @ 4:54 am
options
optionless, optionmore, opt out, option out, options of the word options, optionate (neologism)
Posted By Saroyan On 01.21.2010 @ 5:06 pm
Optomize your options at http://www.options.com. The optimal result will result. Optimization is the way to go in this optimistic year. :-)
Posted By Saroyan On 01.21.2010 @ 3:04 pm
clipboard
What a clip joint this website is; this is yesterday’s words, clippers; done already; are you guys trying to clip us, or you think we’re dumb clipboard sheets of paper that you can write anything you want on? Give us our clippin money’s worth. Thanks clippers.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.19.2010 @ 2:32 pm
He clipped the teacher’s clipboard. He wasn’t the Yankee clipper, Joe D., but he clipped it easily. The teacher’s wings were clipped for the entire semester, and the clipper went off chippering away at his clippering. He made a clatter too. Alors, c’est bon.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.18.2010 @ 9:12 pm
sink
In the morning I sink into the sink, sinking lower and lower as the minutes progress, sinking centimeters, litrs, miliiters, ad infinitum. It’s the sinkingest part of the day, but everything is downhill after that.
Posted By Saroyan On 01.17.2010 @ 7:39 am
toy
He was toying with his little toy all day. The little toy didn’t know how to toy back.
Posted By saroyan On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am
