Entries By j
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sponge
“Hey Patrick.”
“Hey Spongebob.”
“Waddya doing there?”
“Reading Kierkegard. Not as fulfilling as Nietzsche, in my esteemed opinion.”
Posted By J On 08.11.2010 @ 11:31 pm
kettle
“Dearie, please put the kettle on the hobbes.”
“Shirley, you’re from Cleveland, not the midlands. Stop talking like that.”
“You’re a wanker.”
“You’re a dirty bitch.”
Posted By J On 08.10.2010 @ 10:11 pm
whiskey
“It’s called a whiskey enema. It gets you drunk real quick like.”
“…You put it…in…your butt?”
“Dude, Rome wasn’t built in a day.”
“Your metaphors are confusing.”
Posted By J On 08.08.2010 @ 11:00 pm
created
The benevolent King God created the world, filled it with life, love and potential.
He then stepped on it, and decided to lower his ambitions next time.
Posted By J On 08.07.2010 @ 9:10 pm
mission
The mission is clear I’m going over there I’m going to do the mission OH NO, THE CAMERA, I’VE GOT CATLIKE REFLEXXXESSSS!!!
Posted By J On 08.06.2010 @ 8:59 pm
escape
He tried to loosen the chains to escape the tank and wow the crowd in front of him. He remembered, unfortunately, that he had left his pick set in his dressing room, and he let out a startled gurgling cry as he began to drown.
Posted By J On 08.05.2010 @ 6:02 pm
cross
We all have our crosses to bear, though Jim has a bear to cross. It was a quite massive bear, big as an island. We called it bear island, and the coconuts there were very hairy.
Posted By J On 08.05.2010 @ 10:28 am
fences
The cowboy glared at the picket fence.
“Whut in tarnation?! I told ya not to fence me in, boy!”
Wayland merely shrugged. What a dick, he thought.
Posted By J On 08.03.2010 @ 8:47 pm
Fences make good neighbors, or do they? I think good neighbors come from building relationships and respect for others. Fences just help keep us all locked in our own boxes.
Posted By j On 08.03.2010 @ 6:50 pm
none
“Nun was yesterday, none is today.”
“What?”
“Nun was yesterday…”
“What is this bullshit?”
“Oneword. It’s cool.”
“No, it’s not. It is NONE cool.”
Posted By J On 08.02.2010 @ 11:32 pm
He wrote nothing, as the prompt read ‘none.’
He thought he was being clever.
Posted By J On 08.02.2010 @ 11:22 pm
strung
They strung the line from the back of the house to the phone pole with the intent of having some place to hang their laundry. Unfortunately, it didn’t work.
Posted By J On 07.26.2010 @ 7:53 pm
gift
I want a gift of a pony. Even better would be a unicorn. Unicorns are sparkly and have horns. Also unicorn blood keeps you young, or so they say. Mostly I just like the way they glitter. Glitter is my favorite thing to say right now. However, a pony would be a good substitute. But I cannot promise that I wouldn’t cover it with glittery things.
Posted By J On 07.22.2010 @ 7:30 am
bronze
Bronze is statues. Third place. Those creepy little casts people make of their babies’ shoes. An Age. A color. Something you do at the beach. Generally, it’s a word that only immortalizes temporary things that don’t deserve to be immortalized.
Posted By j On 07.17.2010 @ 5:10 pm
lease
a lease can be quite tough because sometimes it expires and you need to find a new flat. a bit annoying, but nothing in life is impossible so I’m sure you would be able to overcome that. time is ticking and I am now done.
Posted By j On 07.14.2010 @ 6:44 am
forgotten
I haven’t really been thinking clearly lately, i feel like i may have lost my head a bit… It’s worrying to think you’re going to forget your life and you can’t fgure out why. if you forget your life and everyone who knew you dies, then were you really alive and what was the purpose?
Posted By J On 07.12.2010 @ 7:55 pm
chaos
chaos is the end of the world. it is what happens when we cease to exist. It is the end. It is fire. I fear it. We cannot escape chaos, for it pervades our world…
Posted By J On 07.06.2010 @ 11:19 am
mud
It covered me. It’s funny how something so foul seemed to help exfoliate my skin. It’s funny that people pay so much for something that covers the earth when it rains. The irony of it all completely astounds me.
Posted By J On 07.05.2010 @ 8:49 am
spike
It drove itself into my heart. We all do it. He does it; she does it. No one is safe from it. If only I could calculate and avoid such sorrow. If only I could be whole on my own.
Posted By J On 06.28.2010 @ 1:35 pm
beach
When I was younger I hated the beach. Sand everywhere…ugh. I wish I could enjoy simple things like the beach. But it’s too fucking hot. I never knew how people could love it so much.
Posted By J On 06.24.2010 @ 8:34 pm
waltz
She held on for as long as she could, her entire body writhing in pain; she had gone numb. They waltzed around her to the tune of the breeze with unending grace ever slash, every smash, every kick, and every punch was a testament that there is no such thing as right and wrong only consequences following decisions. Decisions are what it all comes down to, destiny is simply a by product.
Posted By j On 06.20.2010 @ 7:13 pm
matching
My socks are always matching. They didn’t use to, but then I thought, am I wear mis-matched socks just so I stand out or because I genuinely think they should be worn like that…?
Posted By J On 06.16.2010 @ 1:34 pm
strung
out, up, too many drugs, don’t like that scene depressing, hang your clothes up to dry the christmas lights were strung up
Posted By J On 06.09.2010 @ 8:49 pm
starlight
“Hand me that bottle,” he says, jabbing at the shelf with his cane. “The glass one — carefully now! carefully!”
Luciano gingerly sets the dusty jar on the stained wooden table. It shimmers underneath the grime like frozen diamonds.
“Starlight,” the old man grins. “We’re going to make them see starlight.”
Posted By J On 06.03.2010 @ 8:45 pm
leather
Leather is the fruit of all worlds. It characterizes sensual, eludes to foreign lands rich with oil and dense lacquer, and sings sweet symphonies to she who releases its beauty.
Posted By J On 05.30.2010 @ 8:48 pm
Leather has texture,it’s usually brown,comes from animals skins,can be used in clothing and a number of other things,the process used to create it is called tanning and it really smells (due to the use of urine mostly)
Posted By J On 05.30.2010 @ 1:50 pm
pillar
I already wrote about pillars, but i messed it up. I ended up talking about the symmetry of the acropolis, and how much i enjoyed seeing it for myself. That was a hot day. A suprise hot day. It was worth it, though. Like it was worth this mess up, to think about it all in a different way.
Posted By J On 05.27.2010 @ 8:40 am
balloon
too high to think. see the ground below, and watch it fade into oblivion. this world was overrated, anyway.
Posted By J On 05.19.2010 @ 10:31 pm
detour
Something about it didn’t seem right. The cold, makeshift metal sign stating that this indeed was the correct way to go seemed ominous. I turned down the dirt path and attempted to steer my vehicle through the dense thicket the sign had been pointing towards, veering out of the way of oncoming trees just in time. I stopped after going about a half a mile and got out of the car, looking around for any sign of life whatsoever. All I could see were the stars, shimmering in the blackened sky.
Posted By J On 05.01.2010 @ 6:33 pm
