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Can’t say this word conjures up many images. Maybe an old school trailer park filled with flabby nudists and a little volleyball game after hours.

Posted By marylee On 05.17.2013 @ 12:45 pm

I like potato chips. They are high in sodium and crunchy too. I’d give chips an A plus rating.

Posted By marylee On 05.03.2013 @ 3:06 pm

Oh what a mess! A fine kettle of fish! If I knew then what I know now,I never ever would have made such an erroneous choice. This is a calamity all right.

Posted By marylee On 03.26.2013 @ 9:08 am

Visitation rights is something you’d do in a hospital or a prison. Either way you are on the outside lookin’ in.

Posted By marylee On 01.22.2013 @ 10:48 am

We must, we must, we must increase our bust, the tighter the sweater , the bigger the better, we must increase our bust.

Posted By marylee On 01.08.2013 @ 9:55 am

I Like Bacon.

Posted By marylee On 12.11.2012 @ 10:18 am

Sooner or later the moment will catch up with you.After that you can fantasize about the future.

Posted By marylee On 11.25.2012 @ 11:57 am

I’m spent. Tapped. Can’t rub two nickels together so I snap my fingers instead.

Posted By marylee On 11.11.2012 @ 9:55 am

I’m spent. Tapped. Can’t rub two nickels together , so I snap my fingers instead.

Posted By marylee On 11.11.2012 @ 9:53 am

That bread looks like Matzo. No time to rise.

Posted By marylee On 10.19.2012 @ 8:57 am

Open the window and close the door,

Posted By marylee On 10.17.2012 @ 3:45 pm

I got the UPPER hand now, that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

Posted By marylee On 10.15.2012 @ 9:54 am

Some folks might be thinking about Bambi right now, but me, I’m thinking of a snivelling syncophant. They don’t call it brown nose for nothing.

Posted By marylee On 09.30.2012 @ 10:33 am

And that was before, before the now and too early for the future. What were you like before we met ? Before I tried to change you? Before you pretended to be my dream come true?

Posted By marylee On 09.24.2012 @ 4:41 pm

Despite whatever anyone told you, there is such a thing as global warming.

Posted By marylee On 09.18.2012 @ 11:24 am

I’d like to have a stretcher, a big ole stretcher to get my muscles all pliable and loosy-goosy.

Posted By marylee On 07.18.2012 @ 6:50 pm

In referring to the past, we used to say, ” In the old days…” Now the expression is , ” Back in the day “. So much for modern lingo.

Posted By marylee On 07.05.2012 @ 10:47 am

Focus on the positive and monitor your thoughts lest you create what you sought to avoid.

Posted By marylee On 05.23.2012 @ 8:40 am

Laundry piling up higher & higher. Going thru every single thing in my closet in order to delay the trip to the Laundramat.

Posted By marylee On 05.20.2012 @ 9:40 am

Base is the foundation. Take the feet for example , our base for an upright position.

Posted By marylee On 05.18.2012 @ 12:58 pm

I guess i could go forward and then hit the button on the upper right portion of the keyboard and erase everything I just typed. < —

Posted By marylee On 05.17.2012 @ 1:46 pm

The day that Gregor woke up as a cockroach , the ants were marching one-by-one. The whole colony of bees were buzzing with the news that poor Gregorivitch had met his demise.

Posted By marylee On 05.15.2012 @ 9:11 am

Please disregard this notice if your bill has been paid in full. Otherwise stay on the line and one of our associates will assist you in creating a payment plan.

Posted By marylee On 05.14.2012 @ 10:29 am

Shorthand is for stenos and emoticon afficianados. : ) LMAO WTF?

Posted By marylee On 05.09.2012 @ 8:13 am

Capture Rapture Laughter After

Posted By marylee On 03.28.2012 @ 5:12 pm

Fancy word. Used by interior decorators . Unless you are slumming it.

Posted By marylee On 03.24.2012 @ 9:00 pm

Some people call it the trunk and in the UK they call it the boot.There are lots of things in the trunk, spare tire, umbrella, golf clubs and an emergency bottle of smart water.

Posted By marylee On 03.22.2012 @ 1:46 pm

Staples center, home of the Lakers.Not brought to you by office Max.Hand down, Man down.

Posted By marylee On 03.17.2012 @ 3:13 pm

Brunch, a money making event in hotels. All you can eat, eggs bacon ham lox bagels cream cheese cereal bananas pancakes waffles unlimited coffee.Such a deal.

Posted By marylee On 03.08.2012 @ 7:39 pm

In Science of mind a prayer made manifest is called a demonstration. The prayer itself is called a treatment.

Posted By marylee On 03.07.2012 @ 6:55 pm