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We already had an exercise on methods. Is this some sort of trick? Or just your method to expose my lack of methods. I don’t have methods. There. I said it. Happy now? I guess you want more revelations? Well….you’re not getting them.

Posted By Randy On 12.09.2012 @ 9:54 pm

I have no methods. that’s part of my problem. Perhaps if I had more methods then I would not be lost when writing about methods. I will attempt to create some methods…and may I will know more about methods next time.

Posted By Randy On 12.09.2012 @ 9:47 pm

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Posted By randy On 06.11.2012 @ 8:29 am

it was one of those things that my father would have called a stunt. I just didn’t realize that Bill would high-tail it after it happened and that we would never see him again. The garage was burned out. The car totalled and Bill was definitely not back.

Posted By Randy On 05.27.2012 @ 9:44 am

the word is catcher again. i’m waiting for an email. i just want to find inspiration here. username, password, i have them, but i do not have the activation link. where do i get one? how do i shot web? what’s going on here? why? there are too many thoughts, too little time…

Posted By Randy On 03.28.2012 @ 7:02 am

he tries to find that feeling, that inspiration to write. he enters oneword.com into his browser. he finds the word ‘catcher’ waiting for him to write about it. He can think of nothing, nothing but baseball. He hates baseball, he knows nothing about it.

Posted By Randy On 03.28.2012 @ 6:54 am

very shinny like water in the river. cool taste good. refreshing swim.

Posted By randy On 01.12.2012 @ 9:58 am

A personal habit, approach and personal tactic to overcoming the challenges before you. Life is filled with ups and downs that can only be overcome through personal character and strength that helps guide you through the difficulties to achieve life’s goals.

Posted By Randy On 10.12.2011 @ 3:24 am

I was a national that was lost in a sea of tranquility. Stuck on some ho hum land where ships fail to dock at. I always wondered why no one cared about a barren environment nestled to so much life. Water splashing rocks, gulls crooning over broken huts.

Posted By Randy On 04.21.2011 @ 10:31 pm

to live for a reason beyond yourself that changes the world and leaves it better than when you left it…. to reach outside of yourself with power that brings others up and empowers them to respond to the world around them with their own abilities, gifts and skills that in turn empowers those around them.

Posted By Randy On 03.31.2011 @ 1:15 pm

You really want me to write about sage? Okay, cut shallots finely, cook in a pan with 4 tablespoons of butter. Add sage, sliced in strips, and season with red pepper flakes. Serve over pasta!

Posted By Randy On 02.20.2011 @ 12:06 pm

You drained my thoughts when you were coming after me with all this fucking information. I can no longer think straight because of you. Youre draining all of my sences. Please just go away.

Posted By Randy On 01.16.2011 @ 1:12 pm

When i initially got into jazz school, i didnt know much about Miles Davis. I had heard his name from that Adam Sandler movie and a few times on the radio at Starbucks, but didnt give him much time. As i got further into the teachings of Jazz, i started to understand his importance.

Posted By randy On 07.30.2010 @ 6:53 pm

I’ve never spent much time around vases, mainly because I don’t have much. Though they do come in handy. They’re used, to my knowledge, as things to hold plants or other forms of life.

Posted By Randy On 07.20.2010 @ 10:11 pm

makes clothes clean

red tide kills fish

I like the crimson tide

Posted By randy On 06.22.2010 @ 12:43 pm

Bleach reminds me of my pool in summer. Also, a clean white shirt on a hot day in summer with no air-conditioning in my car. I like the smell of bleach – it’s clean. Bleach is great for whites. I hate bleach spots on colored clothess

Posted By Randy On 06.21.2010 @ 3:11 pm

when you are off track and need to find another way around.

Posted By randy On 05.01.2010 @ 8:57 pm

change is possible. it needs to happen. but one has to want it to take place. it’s not going to be easy, so one shouldn’t give up just because it gets difficult. it can happen. it is important that it does happen. and you can surely make it happen.

Posted By Randy On 01.20.2009 @ 12:20 pm

Comma-sutra. A sentual way of providing grammer to someone in a non-threateing way and it just keeps going baby. You like it like that, don’t you?

Posted By Randy On 09.24.2009 @ 2:41 pm

curse word. hidden secrets and censor afraid of what people think and will do. so just cover it for inconvenience.

Posted By randy On 09.05.2009 @ 1:20 pm

I am a severe mental case that is very depressed. I am not sure if any of my friends are mental but am certain that most are. I like the mentally challenged of the world they make me laugh loudly. I am not certain if

Posted By Randy On 02.21.2009 @ 8:40 pm

God damn I am startled lol this is startling South Park lol I”M SO STARTLED

Posted By randy On 11.06.2008 @ 1:52 pm

i am so startled. hey shelly wave hi to the camera. pandemic. giant guinea pigs. i am so startled right now.

Posted By randy On 11.03.2008 @ 3:32 pm

it scared the hell out of me. Startled makes me think of jumping with fright, holloween, the mexican muertas holiday. It also makes me think of someone sneaking up behind me and putting a gun in my head or forcing me to make a life or death decision. I don’t like being startled.

Posted By randy On 11.03.2008 @ 12:12 pm

my favorite flavor is. my favorite color is? i hate it when people ask what my favorite flavor is. it’s like, hmmm, i prefer “chiken” flavor (?). i prefer beer flavor? flavor saver.

Posted By Randy On 01.07.2010 @ 12:22 pm

feed your ants.

Posted By randy On 11.14.2009 @ 7:12 pm

oh snap, you snap you finger and a lot of things happen like keep rythem or call your butler or the waitress.. snaps on your cloths are good for taking them on and off quickly

Posted By Randy On 01.31.2010 @ 9:59 pm

options we have freedom we are winged creatures without limit … options is much too small a word for the possibilities inherent in life. Options sounds like “do you want mustard with that?” NO! I want a whole differrent sandwich!

Posted By Randy On 01.21.2010 @ 12:56 pm

Balm is good for lips and something good to use all the time, keeps my lips from getting dry. They come in many different types, but only girls should use the fruit ones. Guys should only use the normal one, unless….you know!

Posted By Randy On 10.01.2009 @ 2:22 pm

I went to the lake this summer and had the most electrifying experience of my life. It was early morning and my friend Joe and I were paddling around in our rental boat. It was a flimsy looking thing with peeling green paint. We were expecting a quiet morning. The air was thick and heavy, pierced with the shrill sound of cicadas in the trees.

Posted By RANDY On 03.21.2010 @ 4:20 am