Entries By richard
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smile
When a girl smiles and your heart smiles with her, that’s when you know you’re in love.
Posted By Richard On 06.16.2011 @ 11:54 am
corner
In the corner i made love to a stripper. She then came out of the closet and said she was a man. Then i went into the other corner and came buckets of gold and fishes. These fish were cornered. So i killed them and made sushi. The sushi now sells for about $1000 a roll.
Posted By Richard On 06.08.2011 @ 7:04 pm
montage
that’s a lot of things all together a group a collection a collage a syntehsis network something beautiful chaos crazy strange but full of mystery more than the sum of its parts i think because well it just is a montage a montage a slideshow in time delay its not static its all perspectives always changing the meaning is in the relations as much as the items themselves
Posted By richard On 05.31.2011 @ 8:32 pm
pretzel
I somewhat like pretzels. I like them better if they are covered in chocolate, but who doesn’t. “Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?” Mallrats–that’s a classic. I first saw Mallrats with Mike and Davor. Davor was all excited during the topless fortune telling scene but he freaked out at the reveal. I think that is one of my favorite movies because of the good memories I have of that day. I like honey wheat pretzels and sometimes jalapeno cheese. That is what I know about pretzels.
Posted By Richard On 05.22.2011 @ 11:35 am
thief
STEAL, DIRTY, SCOUSE, BURGLAR, CRIME, JAIL, PUNISHMENT, SWAG, ROBBER, MUGGER, THIEVING BASTARD, LOOT, CRIMINAL, POLICE, CHASE, HANDBAG, ROBBERY,
Posted By richard On 05.24.2011 @ 12:05 am
mole
mole is a nasty crater upon people’s faces. I feel as though they should be removed upon birth. I feel as though people who let their moles get waaaay out of hand should really thinking about getting them removed. let’s face it, they’re unpleasant to look at.. and it can’t be THAT much to get it removed. It’s really sick when they grow hair…
Posted By Richard On 05.18.2011 @ 4:53 pm
bones
Bones. Surely there should have been more left of the man she loved. But no. Just bones now. She sighed and fought back the urge to fall apart, collected the remnants, dusted them down gently, lovingly, and bagged them up. He’d be coming home with her tonight, finally.
Posted By Richard On 05.12.2011 @ 10:23 am
bandana
The man slipped the bandana on to his head, grimacing at the heat. “These summers ain’t what they used to be,” he said, “No air conditioning and having to work out in the fields sure doesn’t help, either.”
Posted By Richard On 05.02.2011 @ 4:20 pm
success
sucess is thirsty. makes me crave for more. so much more. a hole in my abdomen is growing. and i live for it. i will die for it as well.
Posted By richard On 04.04.2011 @ 2:40 pm
plans
make plans. sell plans. do plans. feel plans. find plans. help plans. keep plans. leave plans. see plans.
Posted By richard On 04.04.2011 @ 2:06 am
trusted
I trusted you with everything I had, and got it back chewed up on the floor. Why did you have to do that? why couldn’t things be simple like they used to be? When we were young and everything was so easy. We didnt have to make these hard choices that would drift us apart. The people I cared for tossed me away like paper, but I thought you would stay. But it turns out you were the one in charge.
Posted By Richard On 03.30.2011 @ 8:03 pm
executive
I am not an executive nor do I wish to be one as I enjoy working and earning a fair days pay for a fair days work.
Posted By Richard On 03.29.2011 @ 5:53 pm
classic
music, not my most favorite kind either. It usually implies something of great value to the time period in which it was born. I think of things historically and within my lifetime as classic. something from the romantic era or 6th grade, its all the same kind of classic to me. Thats what i think about classic
Posted By richard On 03.27.2011 @ 10:40 am
bee
one time i ran into the forest and there was a giant bee and it stung all the kids around the place and everyone ran around with their heads cut off and the bee kept buzzing around then soon all of the gnomes were agitated and they all became numb to the stings of the bees and that’s how i became the president of the united states.
Posted By Richard On 03.08.2011 @ 11:15 pm
basic
It was all pretty basic until I got to the second 30 seconds at which point it was pointless to claim that is was at all basic. Now is was more than basic, it was uber-basic!
Posted By Richard On 03.01.2011 @ 9:17 pm
cheap
The cheapest thing you could do is buy a kid a gift at a dollar store. The kid doesn’t want it. You didn’t want it. Why would you be the son of a bitch to do that? It’s beyond me. I appreciate the thought, but not if it’s the last-minute-on-the-way-to-the-birthday-party thought. Seriously. Don’t be such an asshole. You know who you are. Fucking asshole.
Posted By Richard On 02.28.2011 @ 6:27 pm
tables
barber
I once went to the barber. I was last week I believe. Owned and operated by several italian guys in Newtown, NSW. The older italian is the friendliest and cuts my hair the best. He also has the nicest hair, everything I get my hair cut it makes me jealous.
Posted By Richard On 02.24.2011 @ 11:39 pm
bench
Park benches are pretty uncomfortable, and the ones downtown always have hobos on them. They really should be made with the people in mind, and not just sleepy hobos. That being said, I’d love to see some stylish benches every once in a while. Modernized.
Posted By Richard On 02.23.2011 @ 3:52 pm
charge
It’s not like me to run headfirst charging into somebody but the way I see it is that he had it coming. I couldn’t see a man hit a child like that, I had to do something. The thing about learning martial arts is that you always wonder about when you can use it and when an opportunity actually arises to do so, most of us hang there in wait.
Posted By Richard On 02.13.2011 @ 8:01 am
darkroom
I entered the darkroom to develop the film. It was with dread, anxiety, and a perplexing curiosity that I waited for the chemicals to do their work. What would I find on that roll? I asked, I pondered, and I knew that what I would find would change my life forever.
Posted By Richard On 02.02.2011 @ 9:44 am
grown
“Grown? WHAT I’VE GROWN?!” Molly was excited she hadn’t grown since she was three, but now she was over the moon no to be the smallest person in the class.
Posted By Richard On 10.08.2010 @ 8:53 am
sausage grown lol kids robbie calculator deodrant speaks williams halloween bear imp white eastenders stick pen pencil water bottle
Posted By Richard On 10.07.2010 @ 11:31 am
mist
mist, a faint memory of her. misty is a true gift to me, beauty, smarts, heart. I don’t know what i have done to deserve her.
Posted By Richard On 08.25.2010 @ 1:10 am
maid
God is not our maid. Sometimes we have to clean up out own messes.
Posted By Richard On 07.27.2010 @ 8:20 pm
half
Half. Half is how I feel sometimes–only half there. It’s actually a pretty bad way to feel. Half-sad, half-happy, half-existing. Perhaps it’s better to be whole one way or another.
Posted By Richard On 07.26.2010 @ 10:55 am
carve
carving animals i like to eat animal animals are fun to play with and they make a really great companion i saw a horse the other day and they scare me i like to eat beef cows are cool
Posted By Richard On 06.29.2010 @ 4:26 pm
velvet
The velvet cake was moist and juicy, as it entered Jessica’s mouth and made its way down her throat. The cake felt soft against her throat as it slithered down.
Posted By richard On 06.25.2010 @ 5:20 pm
beach
The sand sticks to my toes as I saunter out of the shack first thing in the morning. Cup of coffee and a cigarette in one hand and the dog leashes in the other.
Posted By Richard On 06.24.2010 @ 12:09 pm
