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skeleton

think o dis now: der jus the OLDER ENTRIES

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.24.2011 @ 3:31 am

ah don like blokes from the unknown an dem made of calcium an dem cryin ochon! ochon!

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.24.2011 @ 3:25 am

we got such a fright wen a normal toad an two skellies wearing wellies walked down the road on midsummers night

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.24.2011 @ 3:19 am

i tell ya no fibs no matter what way da win blows it makes strange music an it knows it wen it blows thru yer ribs

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.24.2011 @ 3:09 am

tell me some THIN more macabre that a skelly with a sabre midnight in Calectre if ya wanna mee da spectre

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.24.2011 @ 3:02 am

thers a skelly in Big skillit jus big enough to fillit o i wonser who or what did killit i mean body dat did outfillit

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.24.2011 @ 2:47 am

well don’t LETON or tell about the skeLETON

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.23.2011 @ 2:54 pm

She told me…she loved the very wiryness of me

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.23.2011 @ 2:35 pm

violet

bur i need not av worried for Now more than ever she really leaned on me. I was making her dresses and raiding the local scrap car yard for the vital foam padding, Imagine me turning out creations worthy of Givenchy. ‘I just knew you could do it’ she would say

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 9:01 am

–aw sssshhhucks! she’s won again…

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 5:47 am

aw shucks!

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 4:26 am

—m-m-m-much to my chagrin,she started winning beauty contests…

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 4:11 am

But of course the parting was more to one side. Having it dead centre would most assuredly not achieve the broad forehead effect. More to one side it was and the effect was knockout–tho I say it myself

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 2:04 am

I changed her totally. I got her to darken her hair. I got her to part her hair in the centre with with waves to frame her forehead and make it look broader. I showed her how to be understated and how to use more discreetly subtle tones of dress. Counter to this i taught her how to– oh, I shouldn’t be telling you all this…

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 1:11 am

IT WAS TRULY SHOCKING–to me iy was…that coat i had bought her. But she wore it well and looked mighty confident in it. Funny how from then on she leaned on me for advice on what she should wear.

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 1:01 am

very intrusive of Liz– eavesdropping there. Under that shrub there is no shrinking violet! She ad an awsome task tryin to get the accessories right for the shocking coat i bought her. i was instantly sorry i ad picked that of all colours– violet! In the first place, i told her her shoes were too white. I told her to try ivory instead and to team something black with the violet. She had totl confidence in my judgement

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 12:53 am

very intrusive of Liz– eavesdropping there. Under that shrub there is no shrinking violet!

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.22.2011 @ 12:36 am

I knew family who were very keen on violet. Guess u could say they were ‘ultra violet’. Or maybe ‘dyed in the wool violet’. Can u think of a better phrase. Violet patch?? Green is sometimes said to be unlucky.Well, if colour has anything to do with ‘luck’ i am v sorry to say that violet in this instance did not bring any ..

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.21.2011 @ 4:36 pm

a colour. direct opposite of yellow. negative of yellow. mix of blue and red. a colour of some mystical/magical connotations. I LENT U AVIOLET a-a-a-a-and what append that? U done me wrong wrong WRONG. I shant ever forget that!

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.21.2011 @ 4:06 pm

violent

I am a lover Of violence– the VIOLENCE of truth

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.21.2011 @ 7:03 am

Too much for us this… VIOLENCE of truth

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.21.2011 @ 6:57 am

In this world I love Nothing more than the VIOLENCE of truth

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.21.2011 @ 6:40 am

Than truth… There is Nothing more VIOLENT

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.21.2011 @ 6:26 am

Than truth… There is Nothing more VOILENT

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.21.2011 @ 6:16 am

megaphone

i mean… the very THOUGHT of it… and we are told not to think…!

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.20.2011 @ 2:56 am

hone me gap?

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.20.2011 @ 2:11 am

OK? I live in a mountain so no problem there- acres of space. It’s just well… the entrance… .

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.20.2011 @ 2:04 am

the very thawte of a Megaphone is overwheming… .

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.20.2011 @ 2:00 am

a Megaphone is a phone that arrives in a Megatruck! only Megamillionaires can afford a Megaphone. You cpuld get thrown in gaol for not spelling Megaphone with a Capitol M. I was told that long ago

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.20.2011 @ 1:43 am

trophy

the red Ottoman pointed hesitatingly… ‘Yonder’ he said while hanging his head, ‘You will find it there’

Posted By the wiz that he waz On 07.19.2011 @ 9:38 am

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