Entries By vanhaydu
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visit
Harvey made his last visit to the bank to say goodbye to his…
Posted By vanhaydu On 01.21.2013 @ 1:18 pm
destroy
higher
decorations
bandages
adviser
bucket
There was only one more thing to do on my bucket list and it was the best for last. We were ready to go on our time machine set for 1776.
Posted By vanhaydu On 07.09.2012 @ 7:06 am
modem
I love modem. It’s a great word. If you don’t get sentimental when you hear/say that word, something’s wrong with you…haha/
Posted By vanhaydu On 07.04.2012 @ 6:50 pm
railroad
crust
Billy had to cut the crust off of his kids’ peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.28.2012 @ 7:18 pm
soups
Sooner than we think, we’ll be enjoynig various soups; tomato, chicken noodle, etc. Autumn will be here before we know it. The leaves will be falling from the trees…then guess what?…snow. Well, at least for us here in OhiO.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.26.2012 @ 4:59 am
seeds
minute
“Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one minute.
Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a minute.”
Source unknown???
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.22.2012 @ 7:38 pm
Tell you the truth…I always go over a minute. Glad I got that off my chest.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.22.2012 @ 12:08 pm
fractures
Not only did we hear them, but we saw them forming right before our eyes. Fractures. We were almost 100 yards out on the ice and slowly turned around and tip-toed back when all of a sudden the ice gave way and we went under. Hey…heaven is way better than earth.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.21.2012 @ 2:05 pm
persons
All persons who write on this website will receive a 750.000 dollar check.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.20.2012 @ 3:33 pm
pits
Davy walks around with either his right or left hand in his pits. He calls it pit farting.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.19.2012 @ 2:10 pm
keen
Having gathered all the possible information, I now have keen insight
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.18.2012 @ 2:43 pm
framework
i’ve got nothin but this word. framework. that’s something. i’ve got something..
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.17.2012 @ 12:54 pm
pour
“Pour me a glass of Jack!”
“No!…get it yourself.”
That was that for June. Ted shot her right there on the spot…JD that is.
“Can I get you anything else dear?”
Ted’s a poor wuss.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.16.2012 @ 5:52 pm
mayor
cathedral
“Build a cathedral with the bricks that get thrown at you.”
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.14.2012 @ 2:14 pm
straw
“Honey, would you get me a straw and a fork?” Famous last words before taking a big bite of some good old take home pizza.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.14.2012 @ 9:28 am
Mom used to make us draw straws. Did you almost always get the short straw too?
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.13.2012 @ 1:33 pm
switching
Something u get from grandma when you throw her eggs at the neighbors house. A switching.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.12.2012 @ 10:04 am
After switching cars with his wife, Joe found nineteen dollars on Janna’s ash tray. He bought cigs with it. Three packs.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.11.2012 @ 1:12 pm
racket
Air guitar? No. I used to play guitar with a tennis racket. I make racket now with my real guitar. What do you make?
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.11.2012 @ 5:18 am
grind
She uesd to grind up coffee beans and fill his mouth to overflowing with them.
He came to like it.
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.07.2012 @ 11:55 am
jelly
When Jan was a kid, her foster dad, Billy, used to tease her. She never got any jelly beans. His real kids did, not her. Now that she’s all grown up, and cares for Billy in the nursing home, she is paying him back..for everything.
She stuffs coffee beans in his……..?
Posted By vanhaydu On 06.07.2012 @ 10:54 am
