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“Please put your drink on the coaster,” said Jill.
Bob refused to use the coaster. He would always put his cold beer can directly onto the table.
“Use the coaster!” said Jill.
One day, Jill shoved a knife through his chest. Bob died. His face had fallen onto the coaster.Posted By vladdytrout On 04.15.2010 @ 8:39 pm
The Gov. demanded to hear the FBI tape recordings of his phone calls. “I wanna hear them,” the Gov said. “I know what I said. But I want to hear their version of it.” The Gov. was soon indicted on charges of having really bad, goofy looking hair. He would eventually end up on a reality show hosted by a billionaire with really bad, goofy hair. That’s life.Posted By vladdytrout On 04.11.2010 @ 5:28 am
Sally Stevens always saw the humor in any situation. Take for example the time the Russkies dropped an A-bomb on the outskirts of her home town. She saw the humor in that situation. Sally Stevens was always the life of the party. Even during the apocalypse.Posted By vladdytrout On 04.02.2010 @ 6:04 am
Bob wandered into the cave. He was warned to stay away from the cave. He refused to stay away from the cave. inside the cave he found a giant stone head. the head was round, with only large eyes and a mouth. The mouth moved. The stone head told Bob to leave the cavePosted By vladdytrout On 03.27.2010 @ 5:42 pm
Susan was tired of her boring, flat, lifeless hair. So, one day she mustered up the courage to go to the famous Jonathan Salon to get a new hairdo. She was happy with the result. Jonathan Antin gave her a thumbs up and said of her hairdo, “It’s bangin’!” Granted the bill came out to $650 but Susan didn’t care. She was happy with her bangin’ hairdo.Posted By vladdytrout On 04.01.2010 @ 5:44 am