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I used to think of barbers with big long moustaches and big long smiles. And that blue and red swirly thing that they always have infront of barber shops- endlessly turning and spinning and turning until I couldn’t tell which direction it was going in. Also. Hair cuts. Always with the hair stuck to your shirt, no matter how many times you tried to shake it off.
By Cassandra on 02.25.2011
Chopping the simple tiny hairs with shears and no fears. People questioning their purpose while forgetting a simple haircut.
By Brad on 02.25.2011
I wish I knew someone who was part of a barbershop quartet. while they are slightly annoying, they are also whimsical and I always imagine them wearing funny blazers and hats. I would want to try on both the blazer and hat. I also have always wished I actually had a decent singing voice. this is neither philosophical nor insightful. or for that matter, interesting.
By Alyssa URL on 02.25.2011
The local barber always cuts my hair. He has a peculiar mustache that sometimes scares me. He is the only man I trust with my hair, I can only pray he does a good job. Mustaches can be suspicious.
By Summer URL on 02.25.2011
london, murderer, blade, snip hair cut, barber shop quartet, stripes, four, straw hat, cane,
By Sarah on 02.25.2011
the barber sat at the end of the table. he couldn’t decide whether his french toast had been properly cooked or if perhaps it was still to runny. He idlely put another piece in his mouth and allowed it to wrestle with his tongue. not good enough…
By Kelly on 02.25.2011
my brother went to a barber in cyprus where we lived when he was 6. we moved away for 2 years and when we came back to cyprus my brother was 8, and he sat in the barber chair and the barber said “hello rob, same as usual”
after two years, the barber remembered my brother :)
By heather on 02.25.2011
my brother goes to the barber. i went once. i jjust sat there in the chair. they asked if i wanted a shave and then all laughed. i was eight. i didn’t think it was funny. all the boys i know who go to the barber end up looking like idiots. i am glad i’m a girl. i would hate to get a buzz cut in the summer. it looks terrible. barbers are creepy anyways. especially sweeney todd. haha
By Emma on 02.25.2011
Barbers cut hair. I’ve never been to a barber. Aren’t they usually for men? They have twisty signs outside of their establishments. They use scissors and combs and stuff. A barber gave rachel dum dums suckers when she and her dad went one time.
By Rachel Ruttle on 02.25.2011
hair, scissors, and amazing talent….. lots of rumors and talk going on about pointless thing. an unprfessional debate team on everyday topics. if you havent heard the news go to the barber. thomas barber, red white and blue candy cane
By Jake Sanders on 02.25.2011
the barber was old, wrinkled with the age of time. I knew him only for the twenty minutes he cut my hair, but i could only imagine all the things his old eyes had known. He could have seen any place and any world with those eyes, and now he was seeing my split ends and dry roots.
By Alysia Chavez URL on 02.25.2011
barber gonna cut my hair.
gonna snip it, if he dare.
put my locks all on the floor
see, i don’t need them anymore.
By tay on 02.25.2011
you can get your hair cut at a barber.
By Shadow URL on 02.25.2011
He cut people’s hair for a living. It was amazing what one would hear in that shop; the confessions that they wouldn’t tell anyone else, but somehow were privy for his ears only. Maybe he should have become a therapist instead. It would pay more. The tactile sensation wouldn’t be there, though.
By Anne on 02.25.2011
I was sitting at the shop, waiting in line, when I heard the barber and his customer talking about the state of the world. As the conversation went on, I wondered.. how long does a Buzz cut really take? or is the 35 dollars by the minute.
By daniella on 02.25.2011
I think barbers should totally make a come back. I miss them… well I never really HAD one… but thats not the point. I think it was nice having that guy to always go to who will not only listen to you whine, but cut your hair too! I mean I would love to go talk to some unbiased person about all my problems… its like therapy
With a shave!
By Paige B. on 02.25.2011
Barber remides me of Sweeney Todd; which doesn’t remides me of good things at the night I watched this film for the first time :\
Well, returning to the subject, I have never gone to a barber… But I know that there is a cute barbershop at downtown, decorated with old and vintage stuff, like old radios, cameras, things like these…!
By Francielly URL on 02.25.2011
Although me and my barber had an estrict bussiness relationship, i have to admit, he was a very handsome man.
By dyslexic URL on 02.25.2011
i hate the barber. i’m a girl and guys go to barbers. barbers are for men that need a short hair cut. i don’t need a short hair cut cause i want to grow my hair out to my butt. my brother goes to the barber and he gets his hair cut short. barbers are also wierd. some people call barbers demon barbers.
By Ashley on 02.25.2011
barbers cut hair. they can also cut people if they are not careful. this is not good at all. so you want to make sure that you go see a good barber or else your ear might end up getting cut. Also, if you go see a barber for a beard trim, you want to make sure he doesn’t cut your chin or mangle your face. This also would be bad. Do you want to live an earless life? I didn’t think so. So make sure to see a good barber.
By NORD on 02.25.2011
I was standing on a barber next to the shore. It is rickity and made of wood. I usually stand there in the morning when I am waiting for school to start. I love school. I especially love the school bus. It is yellow like the sun. The sun is hot today. It hits my skin like a thousand bullets. owww
By Amelia on 02.25.2011
I sat in the chair, surrounded by the staring eyes of men. I was the only girl in the shop and I wanted a buzz. Black barbershops are not a place for women. I can remember an ex telling me that when a single mom brings her son to get a haircut it’s the most uncomfortable experience for everyone involved.
By Vix URL on 02.25.2011
I don’t like barbers. Instead, I’m going to talk about dinosaurs. What if a dinosaur went to the barber shop? What would he go for? Maybe he wants his spikes trimmed. They’re a bit on the tall and throny side today. Poor dinosaur, he just wants to fit in. Don’t worry dinosaur, I accept you for who you are.
By MORD on 02.25.2011
barber barber down the street
I pray soul as yours to keep
you take my friends, my friends you eat!
barber barber down the street.
By Haley URL on 02.25.2011
I took my boyfriend to the barber. he had on tight pants and slicked back hair. they both did actually. they talked about motor cycles while i ate grapes on an old bench and thought abouthow i wanted to get my hair cut really short. the receptionist looked at me while i ate. she had too many tattooes on her neck and they werent that cute.we had to pay in cash when myboyfriend was finished getting cleaned up. i had to give him money which might have made other boys feel weird, but he likes it I think. my grapes were almost gone by the time we got in our very cold car parked 2 blockks away.
By ang on 02.25.2011
By Jennie Romero on 02.25.2011
a barber is some one who cuts your hair at a cool place i hate going to the barber the are point less only girls ushly go to the barber to get thir hair permed
By luke090 on 02.25.2011
i went to the barber and waited as he cut my.
By Michael URL on 02.25.2011
A barber is a guy that only cuts guys hair and shaves them thats what a barber is.
By SoccerStar URL on 02.25.2011
hey my mom is a barber she always cut my hair when i need it the most barber is a cool job kind of
By eman URL on 02.25.2011
hair cuts thats all i think of i dont know what to say
By jamie:) URL on 02.25.2011
a barber is someone who cuts your hair. they work in barber shops.
By kaylob URL on 02.25.2011
he went to the badest barber in tow. But he nice. All is that his haircuts are bad.
By alejandro URL on 02.25.2011
Justin Bieber is a girl.
By MORD URL on 02.25.2011
I go to the barber to cut my hair and I like to pick out different looks for me. sometimes i do my own hair like dye it and curl it.
By mysticaldeath URL on 02.25.2011
IDK when i think about barbers either all i can think of is people who cut hair and thats it so yea i guess i l write about something else then but……………IDK.
By twiztid URL on 02.25.2011
BArber is a person who changed her name from barbra. she did not like the name barbra because it did not match her personality. Also, she wanted her name to be the same as her shop . She made a wise decision and it all worked out for the best. She became a Billionare in a short two weeks
By Michele on 02.25.2011
i’ve never been to a barber since i am a girl. But i was there a couple of times with my brother, only when we were kids I think, Actually i have got my hair cut there, my brother was getting his done and the woman did mine too. They have red and white poles traditionally because long ago before people could read, they knew it was a barber becaus eof those red and white poles.
By Caroline on 02.25.2011
Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don’t be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can’t see I’m really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy’s butt.
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T GO TO A BARBER SHOP. THANKS FOR THAT, NIRVANA.
The barber doesn’t think – he just feels. Blind as he is, people trust him to hold that razor blade to their necks, and miraculously, it’s a perfect shave every time. He cleans them off, and they’re free to go. When they leave, their faces are clean-shaven, and their spirits are a little lighter.
By catastrophic URL on 02.25.2011