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lazy days are
just my excuse
for days spent in bed
thinking about the things I wish had never
happened, and pretending it’s some kind of
like it’s something I wanted
By K on 07.13.2009
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs… but those dogs aren’t lazy man – they’re stoopid. all day long they bark at nuthin’, they chase their tales and lick where nobody else wants to go. Throw a predatory little fox into their yard and they just do nuthin. they aint lazy – they’re just in the union and workin’ to rule!
By roger on 07.14.2009
lazy as the day is a sun of the moon in writing with the capital H on the sears tower. dont forget me, dont write me off. forgery is flattery, do not forget that either. lazy is as lazy does.
By tracy on 07.14.2009
I am lazy, I keep on thinking. But this numb and tired core might just be something a bit more potent and dangerous than I could fathom
By ilili on 07.14.2009
It’s not that I’m lazy it’s just that I’ve never seen the point of going to too much effort to hide the bodies. I mean they’re going to be found eventually right? So why bother digging a hole and burying them down. Plus the shits and giggles you get watching a 70 year old grandmother stumble onto a bloodspatter pattern that looks like a Pollock painting is priceless at worst.
By Damo on 07.14.2009
lazy wow im lazy, all i do is sit at home and just go on the computer, or play on my new iphone, or just watch tv. everyone in america is lazy in some way or another. but then again being lazy is fun. and relaxing. but people need to do stuff and not sit on their asses all day. maybe being lazy is making people fat.
By Ben Dover on 07.14.2009
AS THE DAY WAS LONG AND YET, WORKED TIRELESSLY TO MAKE HIS COMPANY GROW. tHE ONE THING THAT BOTHERED HIM THE MOST, WAS NOT EXERCISING, AND KNEW THAT BY NOT DOING SO WAS DAMOAGING HIMMSELF LONGTERM. hE NEW THAT TODAY WA THE DAY HE HAD TO , JUST DO IT, AS THE nIKE AD HAD ONCE PROCLAIMED. jUST DOO IT, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE INITIAL OUTCOME WAS GOING TO BE, JUST DO IT AND GET ON WITH BEING MORE SUCCESSFULL AND FEELING BETTER ABOUT THE WHOLEMNESS OF BEING. hMMM, WHY HAD THIS NOT HAPPENED BEFORE, HE WONDERED?
By CYRIL COOK on 07.14.2009
lazy! such a great feeling. when you cant be stuffed doing anything, so you just sit around like a pig in mud. eat and drink and fart. what a life. what a feeling. such a great feeling. lazy!
By connor on 07.14.2009
dog people sleepy tired bored nothing to do unmotivated unchallnged cba cant be botherd cant be fucked ill do it tomorow leave me i’m sleeping ahh i dont wna go to work today
By Rob on 07.14.2009
As I’m lying in my bed I’m hungry but also sleepy. Which one will be the winner of this epic fight? The unstoppable force? My appetite or my laziness?
By MT on 07.14.2009
I’m feeling incredibly lazy at the moment. The truth is, I have a long day ahead of me and I’m not anxious to start it. In fact, I’d much rather write about how little I desire to do all those things than to actually put to work my elbow grease and do them. I don’t even want to make a pot of hot coffee, I would greatly like to, however, sleep a little longer.
By Rebecca on 07.14.2009
joder, pues es que la verdad, ahora no se me ocurre nada que escribir. me acabo de levantar y estoy seco de ideas.
hay que rellenar el cuadro entero?? como sea asi lo llevo claro. a ver si se termina ya el tiempo y me entero de lo que realmente hay que hacer aqui. o mejor, me voy a preparar un cafe
By javi on 07.14.2009
I always feel lazy in the summer. I think it’s in the air…all that sweet smelling grass and cool windy breeze. And in the winter, I blame the lazy on the cool weather. But that’s a bad lazy because then I really do nothing
By Sarah on 07.14.2009
i am very lazy.
By josi on 07.14.2009
my year 8s are really lazy,. they do no work at all but sit in class and day dreaj. though dar dreaming is good because they come up with very creative ideas but getting them down on paper is another thing. laziness breeds contempts and sometimes the year 8s can be very disrespectful. however, sometimes they inspire me and come up with carry out ideas that are not lazy or contemtuous at all but in fact are creative and amazing
By mrs wardster on 07.14.2009
I am definitely feeling lazy this cool summer day. I cannot motivate to do anything. How does one get going on a lazy day? Lazy dog? Lazy river?
By fishwife on 07.14.2009
Being lazy is bad, people do say like that, but the thing is that : we all are lazy in some ways, which are always kept as a secret!!!! So i’m proud 2 b a lazy boy!!!
By jagadeesh on 07.14.2009
me right now
By sue on 07.14.2009
Oh lazy comes to me everyday when I’m in school listening to projects outline and datelines. Lazy hits me bad too when homework is due. Lazy is my enemy! God one day, I’m soo going to make lazy go away. One day.
By di on 07.14.2009
I aint’ did shit, I ain’t doing shit, I ain’t working shit, I ain’t cleaning shit, I ain’t thinking shit, I ain’t sleeping shit, I ain’t eating shit, I ain’t answering shit, I ain’t reading shit, I ain’t sending shit, I ain’t opening shit, I ain’t figuring shit, I ain’t adding shit, I ain’t dividing shit, cuz I’m feeling mighty mighty mighty lazy today.
By Quill on 07.14.2009
What? You want me to write something? That’s ridiculous. That takes energy.
By moxie on 07.14.2009
Lazy. Not doing anything. Not able to do anything, not willing? No motivation or just no desire? Or is laziness true happiness? The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide? The ability to put aside the stuff we think we need to do in order to do the things we actually want to do. Is it a shirking of responsibility, or taking control of our own destinies?
By Icy Sedgwick on 07.14.2009
in truth. i cannot stand you.
fascinated by your still moments.
frustrated by your inactivity.
i cannot. will not. do not.
By fdot on 07.14.2009
I feel so lazy. Reading, gardening forgetting about work, housework not being productive. Just a lazy fool. It will come back to bite me I know.
By Chris G on 07.14.2009
Lazy Days spent on the couch. Turning insides inside out. Which ways up and which ways down? Watch time fly as clouds rebound. Never accomplishing anything good. Lazy days and lazy lays.
By Dan P on 07.14.2009
I’m so lazy. I’ve known this for most of my life but I’ve never done anything about it. I’m not proud of the fact, nor am I wallowing in it. It’s just that, so prevalent is my condition that I simply can’t do anything about it!
By MarK Clarke on 07.14.2009
laziness is one of my biggest vices. Although I also believe that laziness is the father of invention. If I was not feeling lazy all the time I could have achieved so much in my life. Procrastination is another form of laziness.
By Shubham Pachauri on 07.14.2009
I waited to open my eyes because the birds and the crickets sounded so peaceful. Two weeks ago I would never have dreamt of waking up in a hammock
By Kelsey on 07.14.2009