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May 22nd, 2011 | 557 Entries

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557 Entries for “pretzel”

  1. Pretzels—and other glove box items.

    by Ryan Randolph Whipple on 05.23.2011
  2. an intuitive twist of dough. salted with the reflections of life.these complexions make the faces on an eternity of our twisted universe. oh salty snack you appear so divine to my eyes. If pretzels be the food of cinema’s, play on. give me excess of it, that, surfeiting. the appetite may sicken and die.

    by Alex Buxton on 05.23.2011
  3. argh, I don’t even like pretzels and I did this yesterday. I seriously want someone who made oneowrd to write on this and tell me why it is that you never change the word. Are you in like a different time zone or something? Please, tell me, so I won’t think you’re crazy!

    by Mildred on 05.23.2011
  4. a salty baked piece of dough there are various condiments you can add to pretzels like mustard cheese cinanamon sugar butter or vanilla icing there are different kinds of pretzels the soft kind and the hard lilttle mini ones.

    by Deanna garcia on 05.23.2011
  5. pretzels are spiny tangled and salty
    2 dollars
    street vendor
    yoga stretch soft and good or crunchy and gross

    by rose on 05.23.2011
  6. I shared a pretzel with my best friend last time we were at the mall together. It was my idea to go, it always is, and I used the pretzel as bribery. Food makes for the best leverage.

    by Melissa on 05.23.2011
  7. A funny looking chip… too salty… Beer can’t even help the pretzel… Cheap… Boring… No flavor like my buddy the cheezy Dorito…

    by KCR on 05.23.2011
  8. These pretzels are making me thirsty! Greatest line from Seinfeld. Which is the best tv series to exist in my opinion. Unmet humor and simplicity that I have not seen in any other show. Kramer’s character is brilliant

    by Lisa on 05.23.2011
  9. Twisted me all up that is what happened. My heart, my life my soul. One big fucking knot of joy and then pain, I’m still trying to untie.

    by Raivenne on 05.23.2011
  10. gluten free pretzels taste normal. evan’s ear is “slightly larger than a pretzel” pretzels with tuna. pretze the dog. folding yourself up like a pretzels. ah when is this time going to be over. pretzels pretzels pretzels

    by Leigh Jensen on 05.23.2011
  11. yum. i plike pretzels/ they are so salty. they are my favorite snack and they make me think of kindergarden. yum yum yum. classrooms with colorsed shelves and boxes and toys that smell like cleaner. so salty. the a little extra burnt ones are the best. snack time.

    by Katie Nock on 05.23.2011
  12. round, mall, salty, cinnimon, mall, a female pretzel, drink, snack, frosted, m&m’s, crunchy, brown,

    by zeeshan on 05.23.2011
  13. I like large, soft pretzels with salt and mustard. I would probably like them best with buffalo sauce. But I do not like little pretzels. I think they taste like cardboard. Those honey mustard ones are pretty good. Edible at least. TAKE THEM OUT OF CHEX MIX! Thanks.

  14. Gosh! Wasn’t this yesterdays word? Its cool. I love pretzel’s. Not enough to actually buy at the store but enough to eat at a party. Enough to throw and try to catch…with my mouth. Try not to choke.

  15. Petzel, that unique snack food that is too think to be a chip, to hard to be toast, and to salty to be a sweet treat. And yet that unique salty treasure is the savory salvation to hunger!

    by Allyson on 05.23.2011
  16. i ate a pretzel once in new york. it was a nice pretzel. i bought it from a man in a cart. i got it with salt. i think my dad put mustard on it. it was pretty cool. i think it was like in central park or something, i’m not really sure. ok. i don’t really know what else happened, i haven’t had that pretzel for quite some time. but it was good. ok.

    by Vanessa Quintero on 05.23.2011
  17. Estoy cansada que todo sea un recorrido para regresar a lo mismo: un pretzel. Por más enredado que esté, es una copia más. Quiero variedad, diversidad, aventuras, sueños nuevos. Arriesgarme a vivir diferente, a ser diferente sólo por haberte salido del molde preestablecido. A vivir mi vida como quiero y como sueño, sólo quiero ser yo.

  18. chocolate
    in my mouth
    pretzle m & ms
    go to a movie tonight instead of work
    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    gym…..i should go to the gym…or not
    this is actually really fun

    by Amber on 05.23.2011
  19. I’ve never liked pretzels. They’re salty, dry and, surprising to some, entirely tasteless. I can’t stand the texture of pretzels and I can’t stand the people who can. In all likelihood, they’re salty… dry… and not surprisingly, tasteless. What makes it worse, pretzel lovers never keep their pretzel opinions to themselves. They enjoy the finer cogitations on pretzels and are always willing to relinquish those opinions on others in a heated debate. Yes, I’d even go so far as saying the average pretzel gourmand is closer to a parasite than a normal human being – although some naysayers would consider any human a parasite, no one is worse than those that enjoy pretzels.

  20. Pretzel?!?!? It was f’ing pretzel yesterday! I hate em! Evil, unhealthy, and not as tasty as other equally unhealthy things. Buy some ice cream, not pretzels. They are German!

    by Andrew on 05.23.2011
  21. I’ve never liked pretzels. They’re salty, dry and, surprising to some, entirely tasteless. I can’t stand the texture of pretzels and I can’t stand the people who can. In all likelihood, they’re salty… dry… and not surprisingly, tasteless. What makes it worse, pretzel lovers never keep their pretzel opinions to themselves. They enjoy the finer cogitations on pretzels and are always willing to relinquish those opinions on others in a heated debate. Yes, I’d even go so far as saying the average pretzel gourmand is closer to a parasite than a normal human being – although some naysayers would consider any human a parasite, no one is worse than those that enjoy pretzels.

    by Eric on 05.23.2011
  22. pretzels reminds me all things sweet.well i think pretzel is connected to fond memories and feel nostalgic about it.but now due to healthy living one needs to avoid too much of it. once in a while gorging on it is not a sin.

  23. tied up in puzzle, i didn’t know where i started and where i would end. i’m sure i would be tasty dipped in chocolate

    by Rocky on 05.23.2011
  24. There were days when jimmy never had food.his mother would then wander deep in the jungles of elengaz to find anything edible enough for young jimmy.After deep searches of the vast jungle his mother stumbled upon a glowing pretzel.this pretzel was far from ordinary,a face engraved deep in the curves resembled his mother of the old wizard who used to lurk in the greens of the jungle.

    by mohasin on 05.23.2011
  25. new york city pretzel stands, hot, gooey, chewy, and only good when they’re salty. I’ve never really like giant pretzels. I hardly like little pretzels. I think I prefer the little pretzels though because they’re saltier. The bit ones are too plain. And the ones with cheese inside them are gross.

    by Rooper on 05.23.2011
  26. Kind of like a note, Round. Could be salty or sweet. It would be interesting to eat one with mayonnaise. I’m not too sure if I could find one near me anywhere. I think crisps are actually better if you were to compare salty snacks and chocolates would definitely make you happier as sweet snacks. I could though eat a pretzel with jam and butter for breakfast tomorrow morning. I think it would make it a very good day.

    by VM on 05.23.2011
  27. it is the sweet and complicated configuration my legs assumed in kindergarten on a short scratchy carpet. to me, it is not the salty snack, for i have never preferred the stale dryness of a pretzel.

  28. salty. It`s much like jewish bread, but more twisty. It tastes very good with cheese. I like them when I go to movies. I really enjoy pretzels. They make me sometimes very happy. I don`t know what else to say.

    by Radio on 05.23.2011
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    love affair. so bitter. so sweet. bittersweet.
    we’re at the movies.. and there popcorn is, in the corner- without my knowledge..
    popcorns left alone.. to get stale, cold. oh so cold.

    by jackie on 05.23.2011
  30. pretzels are delicious salty things. Ranch would probably be incredible on them, but what isn’t?

    by benben on 05.23.2011
  31. salty, kind of dry. dont like much. can use mustard on it. kind of a healthy snack. not much to say about it. i thnk i might have some. thie kids like them.

    by sally joe on 05.23.2011
  32. Once upon a time, I met a man named pretzel. He was a jolly fellow, until lately, the woman he loved, names Peanut, wouldn’t give him the time of day. He had loved Peanut for years, and hoped to win her over. He tried and tried to woo her, but could not gain her attention. One day, he mussied up the courage to invite her to the Fruity Ball.

    by Nikki Glinko on 05.23.2011
  33. Pretzel – not so common in the UK – they remind me of George Bush and his choking accident, which I probably shouldn’t comment on. Let’s just say it was amusing. Can’t quite see why it was news!

    by Joey on 05.23.2011
  34. there are some really salty ones at the bottom of the pack. and I dont realy buy them that often mmh maybe I should get that shopper card thing. the lady at the till is always do you have a smart shopper card? and I’m like err no. guess that makes me feel like I’m not a smart shopper. Get points and more stuff. and you need stuff coz they expensive

    by Ashiq Rajap on 05.23.2011
  35. I hear pretzels are good for you but I don’t care I will eat pretzels anywhere. I love the soft ones and the bagged ones but my favorite are the ones at the mall with garlic salt. I don’t care at you think Ill eat pretzel everywhere.

  36. Pretzels are hard with too much salt. Give me bagel or a piece of cake or anything else. Of course the best part about a pretzel is that they are low in fat unlike a bagel or piece of cake so for ones on a diet that might be the best option.

    by Susan on 05.23.2011
  37. I love aunt anie’s, it gives sour cream pretzel with tangled shape like a heart. Pretlzel = Love, geddit? ;)

    by Cecilia on 05.23.2011