sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

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663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. There was a man with long sideburns. They were so long that he could tie a bow under his chin with them. His grandkids liked to play with them. But in the summer they were so itchy that he at last cut them off. Now he looks very different, but he isn’t itchy.

    by Beth on 05.30.2011
  2. like to have them cut the way my stylist thinks it’s best. i am always having troubles wih them when i shave. i would like to have more beard so that my sideburns would be more obvious, elvis like. usually my favourite sideburns are corner like shaped

    by tavi on 05.30.2011
  3. hair on your face big disgrace. John Travolta. Cool. Shades. Muscle cars. The man with the white t shirt quickly walked towards me and I couldn’t breath. I was stranded. Waiting for his face hair to attack.

    by April on 05.30.2011
  4. Its this thing. It’s not really a thing, but it’s hair at the side of my cheek. It also sounds like something a car would be doing. I don’t really know if it can be doing it, but it could, really. I mean, how long is this thing going to last? Am I going to write about this forever?! Bacon…. I like bacon…. that’s nice….

    by Cockfag on 05.30.2011
  5. Sideburns. I guess I like them clean and trimmed. No weird styles or anything. No star-burns, please. I’m not sure how I feel about them really.

  6. side burn sid, mike simpson, i haven no idea why he calls himself tha way but it is the firs thing I thought about. for some reason i am thinking of makreel

    by robin van calcar on 05.30.2011
  7. i think mr darcy has amazing side burns. but i cant help but think he is over compensating for something. he’s charming, but you have to search for it. side burns cover up little flaws. mr darcy should accept his flaws.

    by ellen on 05.30.2011
  8. The biker gang rode Harley Davidson motorcycles, wore leather jackets, and had sideburns that went down to be long dangly beards.

  9. “Oh crap, they’re still growing in!” Patrick wailed as he ran from the mirror. “Mom,” he shouted. “They’re coming back.” Megan Reese stopped in mid laundry-folding as her son barreled into the room. “Sweetie, we talked about this,” she soothed. “It’s a normal part of growing up.” “But, but, I don’t want to grow up,” tears welled in Patrick’s eyes. “I never want to be an adult and this means I’m going to be an adult no matter what.” “Believe me,” Mrs. Reese replied. “There’s a whole lot more to being an adult than being able to grow sideburns.”

    by Izolda on 05.30.2011
  10. cre

  11. An old guy. Fake sideburns!! Hairy. Black. Blond. Red. My uncle Jim.

  12. side burns kicking, he peered an at ease gaze over his rested sunglasses.

  13. those black sideburns were covering his side of the face. that was an advantage as it was allowing to cover his face.

  14. He looked like a gruff man, black sideburns framing his face. It was a weird contrast, seeing such a dark-looking commander in a nation of care-free men. Then again, it might well have been just the looks, it’s not like he was any less jovial than the rest of his men…

  15. abraham
    hairy
    rocker
    guitar
    american
    presidential
    usa
    stars and stripes
    trucker
    hillbilly
    route 66
    long long time ago
    madonna
    greasey

    by Hannah on 05.30.2011
  16. “We’re looking for this man.”
    The stern-looking sergeant slid a CCTV image of the suspect across the table towards me. Immediately I recognised him. Long sideburns and all.
    “What’s he done?” I asked.
    The sergeant titled his head slightly, quizzical. “Why do you ask?”
    “No reason,” I shrugged, trying my best to look nonchalant.
    Seeming to accept my premise, the sergeant replied, “He’s wanted for the brutal murder of three female university students. All exactly ninety minutes after each other.”
    Trying not to show my utter horror at what he had said, I swallowed hard and stared at the picture again.
    Brother, what have you done?

  17. A fsion tateent used to express a man. many peole like them lomg thick and hairy. els had great ideburn and many Irsh people like what you call pork chop sideburns. You can stay warm with them as well as look good with them. the US military does not approve of them.

    by Bob Mooney on 05.30.2011
  18. Sideburns are truly 1950s – teddy boys had them, and winklepickers, and brylcream. Yes – I remember, though via my elder brother – he’s 6 years older than me, and taught me to jive in the kitchen so he could practise before going to dances!

    by Joey on 05.30.2011
  19. I used my razor to shape my sideburns into a point, I wanted everything about me to say sharp. I threw my jacket on, also looking very sharp. From now on, people who see me are going to think that I am the sharpest damn thing they ever saw. Or at least they will know I’m not to be messed with. Not again.

  20. pizza had so many side burns you could not eat it. My side burns i should put more sun tan on it
    sideburns i dont know the real meaning

    by Evdokia on 05.30.2011
  21. are pretty much the best thing ever, they make old men look distinguished and young men look like the dickheads they are. The ones that are really huge are sometimes used to herd sheep and other such farm animals. Be warned though if a man approaches you with ginger sideburns he will take your soul.

    by Tess on 05.30.2011
  22. i have them, too long. they hang over the sides of my face and when i run, that’s when they burn. i guess that’s why they’re called sideburns. who knew? i didn’t. i had to find out the hard way, just like everyone else. life sucks like that sometimes, you only learn when you get hurt I guess, but I guess it means you only get hurt once.

    by Anna on 05.30.2011
  23. hairy. disgusting. please cut it. high school boys. disciplinary masters. animals. werewolves. taylor lautner. ew. bushy. a lot of guys who don’t have a very impression on people. shabby much. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIDEBURNS GET SCISSORS.

    by tannivy on 05.30.2011
  24. are not very sexy when long. but i think it’s essential for a man to have them. Without them, what’s a man? A woman with them is just bad looking. Yeah that’s about it. Gosh, really bored at work, eh? That’s just how it is.

    by Namrata on 05.30.2011
  25. Lamb chops. Facial hair. One of the things I love most but am also annoyed by. I love the way they looked on my ex boyfriend. God, I loved his facial hair. He’s so cute with it. It’s a love hate thing. More hate then love, maybe. But if it wasn’t there I would truly miss it.

    by Natalie on 05.30.2011
  26. She kept part of his old sideburns in a cheap locket painted to look gold. He had said he would always be hers, but she knew loyalty was never his strong point. So she tightened her grip around the locket. ‘He just needed the help, was all,’ she told herself as she started to enchant it. His obsession would last until every last bit of paint chipped off, so she had until then to look for a better power for his enslavement.

  27. His sideburns made him look like a person from a lifetime ago. Down his cheek and into his jaw, the hairs grew. What he really wanted were those old times back.

    by Eddah on 05.30.2011
  28. weird funny hair side-lings. I don’t really get them or like them but whatever.

    by Pam on 05.30.2011
  29. Sideburns are the hair that grows down the side of a persons face. To be totally honest, I think they look disgusting. My best friend sometimes relaxes a bit with his shaving habits and starts getting a bit of hair on the side of his face, and they are about the only thing that I don’t like about his face. It looks really bogan-ish and silly – especially if you just let them go.
    To me, they look totally ridiculous.

    by Sunnii on 05.30.2011
  30. He had the most bizarre sideburns I had ever seen. I couldn’t understand why he insisted on keeping them so long and wild. Long, crazy, curly looking things on both sides of his face, made him look like a mad man. Deep down in his core, he was a very sweet man. You would never know with his crazy looking side burns.

  31. burnt at the sides because he wasn’t moving his head at all.. you might say a rather narrow minded person with a limited angle

    by schimdi on 05.30.2011
  32. an old fashioned thing that men used to wear in the good old days – looks quite gross now I think prefer my men with shorter hair and long sideburns look quite dated now. women with them look even stranger

    by Faith Mortimer on 05.30.2011
  33. He shaved his head and left only the sideburns. He painted his scalp gold and joined the circus.

    by anastasia on 05.30.2011
  34. sideburns are a comical phenomenon. as a girl, i don’t really get it. if they’re too long, they’re silly. if they’re too short, they’re silly. but who decided the original sideburns length? weird.

    by loz on 05.30.2011
  35. they look good with aviators. i think of a guy from the 70’s wearing a trucker hat and short shorts with the stripe down the side. i hate when they’re attached to a chin strap.

  36. look awesome with aviators. reminds me of a guy from the 70s wearing a trucker hat and short shorts with the stripe down the side. i think it’s weird when they’re connected to a chin strap.

    by Amanda Flasch on 05.30.2011
  37. sideburns are very attractive looking feature on your face, it do sometime to your appearance. i always ,when I get my hair cut have them tailored the way i like to see them.

  38. feel like my right side is burning… XD kind of extrange… nothing happens when you are cold… like when ur heart stops beating…

    by sebas on 05.30.2011
  39. “Oh, you know. I broke up with him.” My best friend looked at me, confused. “Why is that?” I cringed. “Y’know, his sideburns were getting too long.”

  40. hairy, manly. furry. old days. what does it mean? would it be strange if i, a girl, possesed them? i would very much like to, very strokable. indeed. dum dee do
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    by Beth on 05.30.2011