I’ve never seen antlers in real life. I’ve only observed them on DIscovery Channel and the likes. Nonetheless, their shapes are very intriguing and uniques. The sharp cuves and twists, reaching for the sky, yet struggling to keep up remind me of how life is. We all stuggle agaist gravity to get to where we want to be.
antlers are on deer. but then theres some antlers on other animals. i just always think of deer. which is okay. deer are cute as fuck. and i wish they weren’t so dumb about being in headlights. i love seeing them. especially the baby ones. they’re so cute, like bambi. which, that movie is sad by the way. like how could disney channel… or whoever made that, do that?
He raised his great head, eyes twinkling in the twilight rays from the sun. His great antlers stood regally over the undergrowth, fourteen points crowning him. Moving slowly, he trod across the dirt, east towards home. His mate and young were waiting for him.
The antlers were huge, and they covered most of the front of the things head. They were twisted and unnatural, the antlers. Henry had only seen something like that one other time, when he was six.
I walked into the musty cabin. I was shocked and I looked around and then back at the man. There were a large pair of antlers hanging over the fireplace. I guess I forgot to tell the owner I was a vegetarian animal right’s activist.
The moose went mirr. You try to reason with your friends with that notion. It doesn’t work. You try really hard. Still doesn’t work. You look like a fool. You laugh because, really, you’re stupid. In a good way. You laugh with your heart and the world smiled with you. Even the moose, who you still believed went mirr. They go mirr. Really, truly, they do.
moose have antlers. i always get confused on if moose is plural as well as singular. moose mooses. mooseses. canada. maple syrup. andrewbravener. beavers.
antlers stick up on the heads of animals. They spear other animals with their pointy bits. Sometimes, animals heads are cut off and mounted on walls, and their antlers stick out from their heads. Occasionally these are used for coatracks. Antlers are veryuseful and very pretty.
The deer was magnificent. Solitary, princely. Standing atop the hill. Its antlers an ivory crown, a luxurious convergence of the sinister and the beautiful. Antlers on a deer. The coronet on a prince. A magnificent deer.
The deer got its antlers caught in the branches of a rose bush. Leida was walking in the garden when she saw it.
She froze and she watched it, she felt a shudder run down her back. It’s eyes, they were so… human.
“Here, let me help.” She said in a soothing voice as she walked to it and worked the thorny branches from its crown.
He waited patiently, unafraid, and he could not help feeling elated.
Here she was at last.
It was Christmas. And not just any Christmas; it was the Christmas of 1995, the year it all changed. Santa was on his way to the small town he always visited, and everything was as it seemed. But, as you know fair reader, everything is not always, well, as it seems.
The antlers came through the windshield at 75 miles an hour. The deer writhed in pain on the hood of my car. I was stunned. I had never done anything to Bambi to make her come at me like this! The highway is beautiful and cruel at the same time. I should have stayed home.
Do you remember when we danced to jingle bell rock and took red and green shots. You made me put on those stupid antlers and called me rudolph the whole entire night because my nose was so red. I called you an asshole and you kissed me under the mistletoe.
it was surpsing when one would find Antlers in upper city New York, but not utterly so surprising that it never happened, becaus ebelieve it or not deer would indeed come into yards, gardens or other areas of upper city new york, but not as often as out in the country where folk could find a stags antlers during hte time of year when they would shed.
mooses right i have a coworker named moosie she is nice but kind of cligy and i have to work with her next week really closey dont know if i can handle it but at least newyork comes afterwards and she can now dirve us places! i like my job but it can
The evil deer gathered the pile of antlers he had collected from his victims. He laughed maniacally and went to sit in his favorite chair. Just then his wife barged in with two of her friends. They were laughing hysterically at some joke he could not comprehend.
kathleen felt a sudden pain coming from her right eye.she held her hand up to it:blood,”Well,”she mumbled,”if the devil didn’t have horns,he’d have antlers,”and she crumbled to the ground.
The deer ran into the middle of the road, and the car screetched to a halt. A bit of it’s antler broke off on the cars hood, but the creature was unharmed. The driver wept for causing harm to such beauty. A purity that will only be met in the wild.
“This sucks. Hiking sucks. Camping sucks. And you know what else sucks?”
“All of your damn, incessant whining?”
“No, Ms. Bitchy-Boots. All these damn ass bugs every where. They are such little annoyance.”
Antlers
On a saturday morning
Reindeer out of control
brown eyed girl
eying the antlers
across the room
blue eyed boy
eying brown eyed girl
across the room
love
whispers through the room
like a dove flying at midnight
Antlers are on deers. They are really cool but they poke people. Reindeers have antlers too. I think antlers are awesome. Some hats have antlers and they represent Christmas. Antlers are my dream. I wish I had antlers because I think reindeer are amazing and Santa uses them to fly from house to house during the holidays. Antlers are found on a variety of animals from reindeers to deer
We have four antlers in our basement. I think it’s weird when people have things like that laying (lying?) around their homes, but in this case it’s normal. I think. We used to always find antlers laying (lying?) on the ground in my backyard at my old house. We’d pick them up and boil them and keep them, and we brought them with us when we moved. So now we have four antlers in our basement.
there was a dear with antlers that were mauve and he was magical. All the critters in the forest wanted to be just like him.. Until one day they sold their soul to mother nature and they all lived in purple harmony. Everything was purple and the colour smeared on their lips when they kissed each other.
Reminds me of reindeer. Why are reindeer only associated with Christmas time? When I was little I thought that reindeers only existed in the North Pole. I was shocked and slightly disapointed to find them in the zoo. It was as if a magical bubble of childhood had been rudely pocked as I peered through the plexiglass while the nonchalant reindeers pawed the stubbly ground.
Reindeer have antlers Reminds me of Christmas. Antlers are also associated with hunting. Sometimes reminds me of ants too. Those things would get in the way
he stuck his fingers up, antlers erect, and charged at me. christmas tradition. any time the song “grandma got run over by a reindeer” came on, billy went nuts. it would always end with me reaching out and grabbing him by the waist, lifting him soaring across my lap so that i could commence the tickle torture.
antlers are what mooses have i think. b ut maybe some other animals. abercrombie has mooses on their shirts but i dont really liike that store so much its okay. but mostly its for sluts. but back to antlers i dont know what the fucking point of antlers are. do they help the animal that has them? oh shit reindeers have antlers i think. actually maybe they dont. but animals have them. they are probably pointless as FUCK. damn. well. antlers should just be erased from the world because they arent helping ANYONE. fuck antlers. fuck them for being useless and pointless and just a big waste of space. t
Mick put on his official lodge helmet, antlers and all, and stepped to the podium. “Let this meeting come to order,” he said, banging his thigh-bone gavel. Everyone made their moose calls and scuffed at the floor. A few of them nudged against each other in mimicry of an actual moose herd, as was tradition. Finally, they all settled down.
Mick took a deep breath and said, “First order of business is how shall we fund the repairs of the scuff marks on the floor?”
Reindeer. On dancer Prancer vixon. Santa Cluase, ho ho ho. Merry Christmas!! That’s really far away but today is the half Christmas. Woo hoo! Antlers brown furry and big. Winter time.
everything is better with antlers. grape soda with antlers. underpants with antlers. Eskimos with antlers. They’re all better with antlers. Deer are better because they have antlers. too bad I don’t have antlers.
ANTLERS
“They called her the hoofed girl and they said she lived in the pine forest just south of here. Don’t hear much about her though, ‘cept on coooold days like this when everyone’s trapped in their houses from here to Igostav. Th’ say the wind brings her on its breath and she finds the wanderers, the stragglers in the snow–sucks the life right out of ’em with a kiss.” Adrian and I huddled closer as the wind creaked the naked trees outside and whipped the snow past the window.
“How’s she say warm in the snow like that, Dedushka?” Adrian asked, eyes wide with fear and curiosity.
He wore antlers. Bright red ones, cheery-looking and made from felt. They did not quite reflect his mood, though; it was one of worry, laced now with a bit of relief. The man who stood in front of him, staring solemnly, would be able to fix everything. He just knew it.
mooses have antlers… they’re so big and they’re like brown.. whenever i see a moose in the car.. well that’s weird cause you’d never see a moose when you’re driving in a car.. but what about deer? i feel so bad when i see dead deer on the road but it’s really scary cause there’s like blood and guts and its all gory and stuff…
I’ve never seen antlers in real life. I’ve only observed them on DIscovery Channel and the likes. Nonetheless, their shapes are very intriguing and uniques. The sharp cuves and twists, reaching for the sky, yet struggling to keep up remind me of how life is. We all stuggle agaist gravity to get to where we want to be.
antlers are on deer. but then theres some antlers on other animals. i just always think of deer. which is okay. deer are cute as fuck. and i wish they weren’t so dumb about being in headlights. i love seeing them. especially the baby ones. they’re so cute, like bambi. which, that movie is sad by the way. like how could disney channel… or whoever made that, do that?
He raised his great head, eyes twinkling in the twilight rays from the sun. His great antlers stood regally over the undergrowth, fourteen points crowning him. Moving slowly, he trod across the dirt, east towards home. His mate and young were waiting for him.
The hats of the dear. The weapon of the dear.
The antlers were huge, and they covered most of the front of the things head. They were twisted and unnatural, the antlers. Henry had only seen something like that one other time, when he was six.
I walked into the musty cabin. I was shocked and I looked around and then back at the man. There were a large pair of antlers hanging over the fireplace. I guess I forgot to tell the owner I was a vegetarian animal right’s activist.
The moose went mirr. You try to reason with your friends with that notion. It doesn’t work. You try really hard. Still doesn’t work. You look like a fool. You laugh because, really, you’re stupid. In a good way. You laugh with your heart and the world smiled with you. Even the moose, who you still believed went mirr. They go mirr. Really, truly, they do.
moose have antlers. i always get confused on if moose is plural as well as singular. moose mooses. mooseses. canada. maple syrup. andrewbravener. beavers.
antlers stick up on the heads of animals. They spear other animals with their pointy bits. Sometimes, animals heads are cut off and mounted on walls, and their antlers stick out from their heads. Occasionally these are used for coatracks. Antlers are veryuseful and very pretty.
The deer was magnificent. Solitary, princely. Standing atop the hill. Its antlers an ivory crown, a luxurious convergence of the sinister and the beautiful. Antlers on a deer. The coronet on a prince. A magnificent deer.
The deer got its antlers caught in the branches of a rose bush. Leida was walking in the garden when she saw it.
She froze and she watched it, she felt a shudder run down her back. It’s eyes, they were so… human.
“Here, let me help.” She said in a soothing voice as she walked to it and worked the thorny branches from its crown.
He waited patiently, unafraid, and he could not help feeling elated.
Here she was at last.
He slept, leaning against a tree, bronze skin bright against the grass. From his red curly hair, a pair of antlers sprouted, as proud as any deer’s.
It was Christmas. And not just any Christmas; it was the Christmas of 1995, the year it all changed. Santa was on his way to the small town he always visited, and everything was as it seemed. But, as you know fair reader, everything is not always, well, as it seems.
Antlers on reindeer, antlers on Buck. It’s deer huntin’ season and don’t have any luck :(
The antlers came through the windshield at 75 miles an hour. The deer writhed in pain on the hood of my car. I was stunned. I had never done anything to Bambi to make her come at me like this! The highway is beautiful and cruel at the same time. I should have stayed home.
Do you remember when we danced to jingle bell rock and took red and green shots. You made me put on those stupid antlers and called me rudolph the whole entire night because my nose was so red. I called you an asshole and you kissed me under the mistletoe.
sf
it was surpsing when one would find Antlers in upper city New York, but not utterly so surprising that it never happened, becaus ebelieve it or not deer would indeed come into yards, gardens or other areas of upper city new york, but not as often as out in the country where folk could find a stags antlers during hte time of year when they would shed.
mooses right i have a coworker named moosie she is nice but kind of cligy and i have to work with her next week really closey dont know if i can handle it but at least newyork comes afterwards and she can now dirve us places! i like my job but it can
The evil deer gathered the pile of antlers he had collected from his victims. He laughed maniacally and went to sit in his favorite chair. Just then his wife barged in with two of her friends. They were laughing hysterically at some joke he could not comprehend.
kathleen felt a sudden pain coming from her right eye.she held her hand up to it:blood,”Well,”she mumbled,”if the devil didn’t have horns,he’d have antlers,”and she crumbled to the ground.
The deer ran into the middle of the road, and the car screetched to a halt. A bit of it’s antler broke off on the cars hood, but the creature was unharmed. The driver wept for causing harm to such beauty. A purity that will only be met in the wild.
“This sucks. Hiking sucks. Camping sucks. And you know what else sucks?”
“All of your damn, incessant whining?”
“No, Ms. Bitchy-Boots. All these damn ass bugs every where. They are such little annoyance.”
AA deer’s
Antlers like Bambi’s dad. A huge rack-not in the vulgar sense. He was a magnificent animal. One of my biggest regrets was letting Uncle shoot him.
Antlers
On a saturday morning
Reindeer out of control
brown eyed girl
eying the antlers
across the room
blue eyed boy
eying brown eyed girl
across the room
love
whispers through the room
like a dove flying at midnight
Antlers are on deers. They are really cool but they poke people. Reindeers have antlers too. I think antlers are awesome. Some hats have antlers and they represent Christmas. Antlers are my dream. I wish I had antlers because I think reindeer are amazing and Santa uses them to fly from house to house during the holidays. Antlers are found on a variety of animals from reindeers to deer
We have four antlers in our basement. I think it’s weird when people have things like that laying (lying?) around their homes, but in this case it’s normal. I think. We used to always find antlers laying (lying?) on the ground in my backyard at my old house. We’d pick them up and boil them and keep them, and we brought them with us when we moved. So now we have four antlers in our basement.
Antlers. On a deer. Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, Wormtail. You know, like in Harry Potter? Those were some damn good books. I was obsessed with them once.
there was a dear with antlers that were mauve and he was magical. All the critters in the forest wanted to be just like him.. Until one day they sold their soul to mother nature and they all lived in purple harmony. Everything was purple and the colour smeared on their lips when they kissed each other.
Reminds me of reindeer. Why are reindeer only associated with Christmas time? When I was little I thought that reindeers only existed in the North Pole. I was shocked and slightly disapointed to find them in the zoo. It was as if a magical bubble of childhood had been rudely pocked as I peered through the plexiglass while the nonchalant reindeers pawed the stubbly ground.
Reindeer have antlers Reminds me of Christmas. Antlers are also associated with hunting. Sometimes reminds me of ants too. Those things would get in the way
he stuck his fingers up, antlers erect, and charged at me. christmas tradition. any time the song “grandma got run over by a reindeer” came on, billy went nuts. it would always end with me reaching out and grabbing him by the waist, lifting him soaring across my lap so that i could commence the tickle torture.
antlers are what mooses have i think. b ut maybe some other animals. abercrombie has mooses on their shirts but i dont really liike that store so much its okay. but mostly its for sluts. but back to antlers i dont know what the fucking point of antlers are. do they help the animal that has them? oh shit reindeers have antlers i think. actually maybe they dont. but animals have them. they are probably pointless as FUCK. damn. well. antlers should just be erased from the world because they arent helping ANYONE. fuck antlers. fuck them for being useless and pointless and just a big waste of space. t
Mick put on his official lodge helmet, antlers and all, and stepped to the podium. “Let this meeting come to order,” he said, banging his thigh-bone gavel. Everyone made their moose calls and scuffed at the floor. A few of them nudged against each other in mimicry of an actual moose herd, as was tradition. Finally, they all settled down.
Mick took a deep breath and said, “First order of business is how shall we fund the repairs of the scuff marks on the floor?”
Reindeer. On dancer Prancer vixon. Santa Cluase, ho ho ho. Merry Christmas!! That’s really far away but today is the half Christmas. Woo hoo! Antlers brown furry and big. Winter time.
everything is better with antlers. grape soda with antlers. underpants with antlers. Eskimos with antlers. They’re all better with antlers. Deer are better because they have antlers. too bad I don’t have antlers.
ANTLERS
“They called her the hoofed girl and they said she lived in the pine forest just south of here. Don’t hear much about her though, ‘cept on coooold days like this when everyone’s trapped in their houses from here to Igostav. Th’ say the wind brings her on its breath and she finds the wanderers, the stragglers in the snow–sucks the life right out of ’em with a kiss.” Adrian and I huddled closer as the wind creaked the naked trees outside and whipped the snow past the window.
“How’s she say warm in the snow like that, Dedushka?” Adrian asked, eyes wide with fear and curiosity.
He wore antlers. Bright red ones, cheery-looking and made from felt. They did not quite reflect his mood, though; it was one of worry, laced now with a bit of relief. The man who stood in front of him, staring solemnly, would be able to fix everything. He just knew it.
mooses have antlers… they’re so big and they’re like brown.. whenever i see a moose in the car.. well that’s weird cause you’d never see a moose when you’re driving in a car.. but what about deer? i feel so bad when i see dead deer on the road but it’s really scary cause there’s like blood and guts and its all gory and stuff…