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December 2nd, 2010 | 290 Entries

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290 Entries for “bunny”

  1. sflgyalsrg;arga;rguhuargaergaerg

    by Chanel on 12.02.2010
  2. hmmm, playboy or rabbit. I am thinking of the bunny on the Monty Python Holy Grail. Okay, a bunny cute but an animal that makes a mess of a garden.

  3. I like bunnies. They are soft and sometimes white. And sometimes black. Bunnies like lettuce and other stupid pussy food. I wish bunnies were carnivorous, like me. I like hamburgers. Imagine if there were a hamburger made out of bunnies! I would buy that hamburger bunny thing. Bunnies are also furry.

    by Tom Fuchs on 12.02.2010
  4. A beautiful fluffy rabbit sat on the tree stump eating a carrot, wondering why he couldn’t be carnivorous like the fox. The bunny took a bite of the carrot, and sighed. Why couldn’t he be carnivorous like the wolf, snake or even some of the plants here in the forest. He was only a bunny; forever fluffy and forever a vegetarian. Whats so frightening about that?

    by Christina on 12.02.2010
  5. oh, how cute. look at you over there, just wiggling your little nosey wosey. i want to take you home. but i don’t want to eat you. just cuddle you. and pet you. because you’re cute as a button.

    by bethany on 12.02.2010
  6. “funny bunny. max and his sister the rabbits from that one story” his big blue eyes look up at me knowing i cant resist his pleading look. “one more story?” I smile and give in to his request, nothing better than literature even if it is mainly pictures.

    by Alicia on 12.02.2010
  7. A bunny is an animal, which is also called a rabbit. It has two fluffy ears and is generally found in carrot gardens and domestic backyards. They like to eat strawberries, too. Richard Lee is known as a bunny hunter. He likes to shoot them.

    by irees on 12.02.2010
  8. Bunny rabbits on pink flannel. A canopy bed overflowing with stuffed animals and teddy bears. Empty now. A shrine to a tiny life.

    The mother still cries.

    It was such a small coffin.

    Bunny rabbits on pink flannel.

  9. When she was 6, she told her kindergarten teacher that she wanted to grow up to be a Playboy Bunny. She had seen the pictures in the magazines in her father’s beside table, and understood that the images of women there were beautiful, and also harmless…like a bunny.

  10. funny bunny runny sonny and cher walking to grandma’s house on a blustery winter day. sonny saw a bunny, thought it was funny till he slipped and fell on his fanny.

    by shane patrick on 12.02.2010
  11. Bunny, cute, fluffy, DEADLY. These scurges of the animal world are responsible for over 5000000000 deaths per year, breed like crazy, and devour all vegetation in an area before heading to the next one to begin the cycle anew…

    Avoid them at all costs.

  12. I am a bunny. Everyone thinks I’m a bunny….because I am one. They’re really cute and fluffy and adorable….and I love them. I have two bunnies…..used to have three……they have really big feet and really big ears…..and they’re really cute especially when they’re floppy. That is all.

  13. bunny hops on me, bunny wants me, bunny can’t have me

    by lisa henrickson on 12.02.2010
  14. “Soft and white, clean and bright” are words in the song Edelweiss made famous by the VonTrapp family. However, these words remind me of the creatures that live underground and eat your cabbage and if the mice aren’t careful they’ll get bumped on the head.

  15. Fluffy happy thing with teeth like mine. Mom said gaps are sexy, but i think It’s just because she didn’t want to spring for braces. Braces are kind of Weird…western torture for small children and some unfortunate adolescents and adults. let’s force your teeth into place shall we?

    by Liane on 12.02.2010
  16. I’m a bunny. Everyone thinks I’m a bunny….because I am one. They’re really cute and playful….and I have two…..used to had three……I LOVE THEM!!! They’re really small and fluffy and have big ears that are really cute especially when they’re floppy…..that is all.

    by Kylynn on 12.02.2010
  17. There once was a white bunny who loved all the vegetables in the world except one. It was a cauliflower named Harold. He did not like Harold because Harold was not the original Harold. The original Harold was lost in the great Bunny War of 1985. Peter Cottontail was the leader of the white bunny side.

    by Tyler on 12.02.2010
  18. It’s a cute little white thing that gets given as a present on Easter and eaten on every other day of the year. Cute little bunny rabbit! Bugs was his name….

    by Myles on 12.02.2010
  19. Once upon a time there was a very timid bunny. He had no friends and lived on a hill because he was so scared of everything. One day, another bunny hopped by with a carrot. and another bunny, and another! There were so many bunnies with carrots, the timid bunny just HAD to see where they were coming from!

  20. The fluffy bunny rabbit we got her for her birthday, not two weeks ago. How were we supposed to tell her that “Hoppers” had been bitten by a fox, then left, bleeding, its guts hanging in strings from its opened belly, under her treehouse in the woods out back?

    by Yaar on 12.02.2010
  21. I already wrote a second thing about bunnies….. but I suppose i could go on a rant about how my grandfather eats bunnies all the time and i just dont think its right… nom nom. little baby bunnies for supper. no.. thats not cool. I have bunny fur boots, but i suppose that’s kind of okay seeing i didnt buy them or anything..

  22. I already wrote a big long paragraph on bunnies previously… and I am not in the mood to write another so let’s talk about sex. Haha thats a song. No no lets talk about something more improtant.. like golbal warming :) thats always a good thing to talk about i suppose… You people and your needs…

    by Jenny on 12.02.2010
  23. Once upon a time there was a bunny on a hill. the bunny was very lonely, but was terrified to go down the hill. He stayed up there all day, and went into hid bunny hole at night. One day he woke up very early and decided that he wasn’t going to be scared anymore! He was going to hop down that hill if it was the last thing he did!

    by Nicole B on 12.02.2010
  24. one day there was a bunny outside my window, It seemed almost transparent as if it could blend into the snow if it tried hard enough. I only got a fleeting glance of the bunny in that one second but as I sat in class that morning it kept coming back into my mind.

    by Rachel on 12.02.2010
  25. i love bunnies. they are incredibly cute and fluffy, i love white ones too, i have a pair of boots made out of bunny fur, i know i know, thats not nice to people who dont believe that is right but you know, i dont really mind it. if i had a bunny i would name if alf.

    by Jenny on 12.02.2010
  26. Rabbits. My biggest fear. Perhaps, my only fear. The deceiving creatures. Maybe it’s irrational, but they’ve always been frightening. It all began in a dream.

    by Michael Jenkins on 12.02.2010
  27. Amy Sedaris loves bunny rabbits. I used to have two bunny rabbits, I didn’t care all that much for them, but if Amy Sedaris loves them, that’s good enough for me. Bunnies do make me think of warm, fuzzy pinkness…kinda like cotton candy with big ears.

  28. jessie found a stump to sit on and unfastened her belt.it immediately started to glow a soft green.how many of these belts had david/superior man made for her?seven?he did her early suits..and even afterwords when the designer’s came in,he insisted on redoing her belts.she looked at the various symbols.next to the paid for endorsement playboy bunny was a tv with rabbit ears..what was that for again?

  29. cute furry black whiskers pink easter jump warm ears twitch my aunt had one and they didnt like it it smelled. fragile feet hare

    by Colleen Miller on 12.02.2010
  30. I saw a bunny, a young stupid thing, bouncing along its merry way despite the wretched things to come. Pity, this juvenile idiot rabbit.

    by murphy on 12.02.2010
  31. a bunny is a fantasy that many children have. Some want to have it as a pet. some want to be one. some want to dress as one. I never had a bunny as a child. I’m not sad about it at all.

    by ary on 12.02.2010
  32. a bunny is a white small animal that animals hunt alot and people eat sometimes even though jews don’t eat it because it’s not kosher, it’s a very innocent animal and it’s very cute, they don’t live as long as humans though. Bunnies can be used as pets and bunnies are usually white even though it would be cool to see a black one.

    by Pacino on 12.02.2010
  33. Amazingly enough, I have a bunny. I find her to be a fat chubby little thing. I often imagine her in human form. She would wear a flowery, blue moo moo. A hefty heaving voice resonates from her mouth, and you can hear saliva oozing, dripping from her tongue, to her lungs. I love her. That fat, that fur. Her limited life span. Knowing that I won’t live with her forever is something I look forward to. And then….

    by bertha on 12.02.2010
  34. bunny honey money, its what we need. bunny honey money, dont you think its all about greed. Tired of dealing with stress and tests. bunny honey money come on, you got this, don’t regress. I promise. Its well worth the mess.

    by Tally on 12.02.2010
  35. Can you believe the bunnies these days? So forward. How dare they run in front of my car. Get your own road; this here’s deer country.

    by TJ Bokovoy on 12.02.2010
  36. white rabbit went dow the hole. what will he find? probably dirt and dust. fairy tales do not exist. it´s not like alice in wonderland down there. and, as a matter of fact, the bunny will end up eaten by some hillbilly redneck.

    thats life.

    by martin on 12.02.2010
  37. im trapped in wonderland
    hanging, suspended, in midair. the march rabbit (bunny) is laughing at me and im glaring back at him.
    but i cant keep my gaze on him because he’s always dragging my gaze away.
    to him.
    those beautiful eyes.
    he’s not mad.
    how could you have ever called him
    the mad
    hatter?
    he’s not mad
    he’s
    beautiful.

  38. bunnies are precious. they like to reproduce. they like to eat carrots, though that might be a myth. they come in many colors. this guy i know has a pet bunny. he isn’t particularly loving and he runs away a lot, but he is cute and cuddly. i think that’s enough for a pet.

  39. Seems like a horrible name for a human and a good name for a fish.

    by Lizette on 12.02.2010
  40. it’s soft.
    fuzzy.
    it likes carrots
    gets eaten by big animals
    easter
    sometimes is made of chocolate
    cute nick name
    it lives in burrows
    they squeak
    they like to be cute
    they have floppy ears sometimes
    you see them at fairs

    by Shannon O on 12.02.2010