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September 7th, 2012 | 299 Entries

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299 Entries for “flex”

  1. Don’t give me no flack. I’ll flex whatever I want wherever I want. – some douchebag

    by John Komarek on 09.07.2012
  2. flex those muscles you jock of a man
    there the only muscles you seem to have
    the only brains you have
    at least you’re good at something
    flex those muscles you jock of a man
    one day you’re gonna lose them

  3. She was flexing her arms and thinking that, if only she had strechted before coming, she would feel much better. Not beacuse of her muscles, certainly those were not the real problem. The problem, as always, was him.

    by Crasmir on 09.07.2012
  4. a rubber band. release stress. stretch and relax. bend and breathe in. Flex your muscles. Flex your mind. Flex your eyes. just be flexible. don’t think.

    by emma payne on 09.07.2012
  5. I watch him in the weight room often, and not in just an admiring way that all guys watch each other when we lift. Sure, he’s ripped. No… his muscles are tight, fit, but not overly bulky. And his auburn, brown hair, hair pretty long for a guy,but that he pulls off because of his more feminine face, drips lightly with sweat. He’s hot. There’s nothing more to say.

    -Zach Ransom X Jake Asten

  6. {yesterday’s stillness and today’s flex}

    i knew the salt of your tears
    more than i could taste you
    but it’s still your sadness
    you wear it like makeup
    and i drink it down
    willingly.

    (these shoulders have carried
    the world and all its sorrow
    and torn down pillars blind
    still i cannot lift the
    corners of your
    lips.)

  7. This wasn’t really what I’d meant to do, but I said something stupid whilst I wasn’t thinking and now I’m committed to something I swore was a load of rubbish. Morality comes in here, but which is amoral? Lying or doing something I disagree with? If I’m guided only by my likes and dislikes then that self-centred view will do nothing for me and only serve to piss everyone else off. So, using that logic it’s best to just bite the proverbial bullet and get on with it. I shall have to flex my bullshitting muscles.Teeth gritting and vile bile swallowing isn’t such a terrible ordeal anyway, plus it’ll teach me the skill I need to cope with it next time without freaking out like it’s nuclear war or something. Yep, there’s gonna be a next time, it’s bound to happen again. Me and my big mouth. Jeez.

  8. My boyfriend loves to FLEX his muscles he thinks that he is so strong always walking around and flexing. He thinks he mr big shot just because when he flexes his arms look huge

    by athenna on 09.07.2012
  9. I watch him in the weight room often, and not in just an admiring way that all guys watch each other when we lift. Sure, he’s ripped. No, his muscles are tight, fit, but not overly bulky. And his auburn, brown hair, hair pretty long for a guy,but that he pulls off because of his more feminine face, drips lightly with sweat. He’s hot. There’s nothing more to say.

    by Jake Asten on 09.07.2012
  10. “Can you flex for me?” she asked him when he took his shirt off.
    The very idea of asking him to show off his muscles made her blush.
    This was her first fitness shoot and this model was making her palms sweat. No one should have dimples AND abs like that…no one.

    by goobs on 09.07.2012
  11. I am bending over backwards.
    Reaching, stretching,
    trying so hard to get to you.
    Do hearts flex?
    they ache, that’s for sure.

  12. oh my oh my it was big, very BIG….and I was a little scared of it to be quite frank. I had never seen such a big flexing member like this before. I t was ENORMOUS, garngatuaummmm, freakasaurus flexin’ huge-tastic. This is gonnna kill me I thought.

  13. I love it when people have absolutely no muscles but flex and are like LOOK AT MY MEGA MUSCLES. It’s awesome when people are comfortable enough to make fun of themselves.

    by Katie on 09.07.2012
  14. I stretched and flexed the muscles in my back, returning them to their pre-game state. The football game had lasted forever, but the field show had gone well. I still dripped with sweat, and my heart still beat frantically, but the band was finally done for the night. I walked to the car and said goodbye to the school until the next day’s band festival.

  15. I could see the muscles in his arm arm flex as he reached out to stop my from laving him.
    “What!?” I shouted. I just wanted to get away from him
    “Please don’t leave he begged”

    by b on 09.07.2012
  16. I wanted to become more flexible. People say and think that they can’t do yoga if they are not flexible. yoga helps you become more flexible. Not just physically, it helps you flex your mind but who cares about this not that i don’t care I just think everybody knows yoga is good for you. I just want to feel good.

    by Sarah on 09.07.2012
  17. When you work out you feel like flexing because you want to see if you’ve made any progress. Usually you feel like a bodybuilder but actually your arms are really flabby and you shouldn’t be whipping them out in public like that. Flexing your butt feels really good sometimes when you stretch. It releases tension and overall relaxes your body. Plus it’s hot.

    by Eddie Franklin on 09.07.2012
  18. Slowly, it twisted its way through the garden, towards the woman who would wrought the downfall of this Paradise. Flexing its scaly muscles, it wound its way up the tree.

  19. The athlete flexes and streches while preparing for the competition…

  20. Strong buff man on muscle beach. In retro stripped swim trunks and a mustache.

    by phyllis on 09.07.2012
  21. flex muscles, strngth, flexology, running, working out , weights, lifting weights, jumping, ropes, swimming, michael phelps, tina turner, smiling, racing, drinking, pitcher-of beer (heavy)

    by alyssa on 09.07.2012
  22. the muscles i have and the ones i don’t. It’s not like I’ve got a million years to discover my skills and talents. I have to be quicker, not quicker, more in tune I guess with what i want and how to do it. or rather, how to start. maybe i should just start instead of rambling…

  23. Muscles take time. If you see a guy flexing its usually to impress a girl. Or he’s lifting weights. Muscles are hard to build they take time. You have to perservere and not give up. My back is really heavy I have to flex everyime I pick it up. I would like to go to the gym to work out but I don’t like working out in front of people. So I run. Usually on streets with lots of trees. I love running. It gets all of your frustration out. And it builds leg muscle That you can flex.

    by Carissa frasca on 09.07.2012
  24. flexing my nuts one day i came upon a very nice young lady, and decided to take her home where i destroyed her ideas of love and lust as a way to feel better about myself.

    by woody on 09.07.2012
  25. Movement – the bending of shape, of ideas, of personality. Growth. The ability to reach for something, stretch for it, obtain it. The ability to change.

    by Battfink on 09.07.2012
  26. Flex like a t-rex if you want to vex the opposite sex.

  27. What is flex? I dont know the meaning of it. Oh my god. Am I that dumb?! Seriously?!!! I need help. Can I use google? Oh please oh please. Hmmm… Flex…short form for Flexible. I am not quite flexible.

    by T on 09.07.2012
  28. I flexed my feet to wake them up as I waited for class to begin. Yoga brought out the competetive side in me, one I did not think I had. For such a peacful practice, going further and doing better had become really important to me.

    by D on 09.07.2012
  29. The dark tendrils flexed above my bed, slowly decending. I know this is my end, but I cannot find it in me to flee.

    by Brent on 09.07.2012
  30. Flex it, you big stud. You built that muscle. You built it, made a strong, fit body, and now flex it. Not just the muscles too, but the body that can take you where you want to go, to the tops of peaks and granite walls, to the end of long trails, from one shore to another across the glassy or rippled water. Good work, studmuffin!

    by Tom Ripley on 09.07.2012
  31. flex is flexible, flex is flexing, flexing muscles. To show signs of flexibility you need to be limber, the more limber you are the more flexible you are.

    by Thomas Heap on 09.07.2012
  32. It was like the muscle had flexed by itself. Like it had taken life of its own and had pushed him forward, with no previous warning. So he moved towards the door, not really conscious of what he was doing –of what his legs where doing– until he reached the doorframe. And that was when he saw her, sitting by her bed, looking out the window, as the soft whispers of a starry night rippled through her hair.

    by Andrea on 09.07.2012
  33. Alex caught her as she stole a glance coming through the door with her friends. He continued rifling through the clothes in the rack. He pretended to shop, but she had his full attention. The girl and her friends turned in his direction, he smoothed the wrinkles from his shirt and made sure to flex subtly while reaching for a pair of jeans as they passed by. Alex and the girl made eye contact and she smiled, holding his gaze just a second longer before turning back to her friends and laughing along with their conversation. Alex grinned and chased after her.

    by Christopher Smith on 09.07.2012
  34. if life could be explained in one word then nobody would ever had a problem with it. Flexibility or whatever is just an illusion as well. Muah!

    by cici on 09.07.2012
  35. Did you see the strong man at the carnival
    flex his muscles?
    There was a group of young teenage girls
    watching and giggling.
    And when they did,
    His arm went bulged just a bit more.

  36. Like muslces. Huge. Giant, like ants. Only not. Really? What kinda animal are ants? aunts, uncles cousins, fish. Huge toads. Brilliant, fly. Flex. Wow, that came back up huh? Upwards to the sky, like pie in the eye, time to say goodbye

    by Sean on 09.07.2012
  37. Here I sit, typing out the words on my laptop. Hello there wordies. Slowly they seem to grow. The little black lines covering the grey box. The little blue line below, telling me I am running out of time. I write, write faster. My hands hurt. Slowly I look back at my work. A slight smile on my face. I bring my hands together and slowly, almost gracefully FLEX.

    by Blue on 09.07.2012
  38. power… they think they have it… they think we are scared… that we’re gonna run… they use their words against us… they try to bring fear… wonder what they’re gonna do when we finally flex… some muscle… they ain’t ready for this…

    by Michael on 09.07.2012
  39. Flex is the name of a german saw. It isn’t one in german but the english verb flexing is quite the opposite of a saw. It doesn’t kill, break, part. Flexing is just the movement of something that is bendable. Like our hands. You wouldn’t cut your hands off, would you?

    by LeaLea on 09.07.2012
  40. Flexible Couplings. I’m an Engineer and I need to buy some of these for a job. I could just look up what they are do some research, get them submitted, and buy them or I can sit on my ass till the last minute. Choices.

    by Daniel on 09.07.2012