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October 22nd, 2010 | 126 Entries

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126 Entries for “microwave”

  1. The microwave hummed. Inside cheese hissed as it heated, melted, bubbled. She waited, as she often had. 1 minute. 2 minutes. Life prepared, sealed, reheated.

    by A on 10.22.2010
  2. my microwave is broken. the handle fell off so now i’m forced to open it from the bottom not using the handle. i microwave my tea.

    by khrys on 10.22.2010
  3. molly didn’t like her microwave. she didn’t like to lie inside of it, waiting for the popcorn to butter up in her stomach. she liked to think that everything was worth a minute, but she prepared the food rare, like a snake pretending to be a hotdog.

  4. The microwave burst open in an explosion of molten burrito and shrapnel. Ducking behind the refrigerator, A flaming piece of microwave missed my face by mere inches, sticking into the wall.

    by Tanner Pratt on 10.22.2010
  5. I listened to the fan hum while my forehead pressed firmly against the cool surface of the microwave door. The hum was comforting, quieting, promising. Tears slid down my cheek and into the crevice between my nose and cheek before falling to my lips and then onto the black coating of the burner’s crossbars. With any luck, I’d join my husband soon.

    by Heather on 10.22.2010
  6. Foods don’t taste as good in the microwave as in the oven. Last night I made chicken fingers and I am really used to them being crispy and they were just soggy and I wasn’t impressed. Also, ramen noodles do not have the same greatness when made in the microwave. I cannot wait to be home and eat real oven/stove cooked food!

    by Teeps on 10.22.2010
  7. I hate using the microwave, it seems so complicated. If you screw up you end up drying out your left over hot wings. I don’t like dried hot wings…I like Drake..but not dried hot wings.

  8. i saw an old microwave, abandoned in and old house abandoned as well…and who is to blame? many people worked in the production of this microwave and no one cares, many people worked in the building of this house and no one cares…

    by Gonzalo Gallardo de las Peñas on 10.22.2010
  9. if we were to microwave quantum foam would the nothingness expand like a marshmallow? would the bubbles of atoms finally pop and explode their sticky particles all over that electric box? could we scrape the goo into meaning?

  10. MIcrowaves are easy to use. Stoves and ovens are kind of scary. But a microwave, I can do that. I think. Wait, how long do you heat this up for?

  11. Microwaves help me eat. I’m a little scared to use stoves or ovens. But microwaves, I can do that. I think. Wait how long do you put this on for?

    by Luis Rodas on 10.22.2010
  12. when he came to cannon he was spotted by three ghosts, both of which were puzzled, there was no water, only dust and in a sense that dust reflcted back at them, and it

    by RIchard Bolton on 10.22.2010
  13. it heats up your food…. you eat. mac and cheese.. yum! yummy yum yum! people running in and out of the kitchen, slapping. they eat the mac and cheese. laughing what can you do? nothing. just watch laugh haha

    by H bee on 10.22.2010
  14. Ich konnte nicht kochen. Das war eine Tatsache, die niemand abstreiten konnte. Ich meine, warum sollte ich es auch können? Kochen… das ist etwas für Leute, die Zeit haben. Und Lust. Ich nutzte lieber die Mikrowelle, die das Essen immerhin immer warm liefert – wenn auch nicht ganz so frisch immer.

    by Amelie on 10.22.2010
  15. I hate the microwave,
    It’s small waves pulsing through my food.

    The science behind it freaks me out.

    How it warms it
    How it provides me with popcorn and steaming milk.

    It needs to stop.

    Stop microwave.

    by Catherine Radachi on 10.22.2010
  16. Das ist doch eine Waffe. Jaja, Sie können mir viel erzählen. Klar, zum Essenkochen. Erzählen Sie Ihre Märchen lieber der Großmutter. Das Ding hier, ja?, damit können sie jemand umbringen. Verstehen Sie? UM-bring-en!

    by EliEli on 10.22.2010
  17. i love micro waves it makes things so much easier than any other thing which makes things hots, i know kettles kaes water hot better than microwaves but ive never seen some one heat up a sandwich in a kettle

    by max on 10.22.2010
  18. What floates into tiny beaches? Microwaves.

  19. The soft hum of the microwave permated the dark kitchen; otherwise, there was nary a sound. Not a word was exchanged between him and I, and we drowned in the silence that spoke more than words ever could. I refused to spare him a single glance — he didn’t deserve my eyes, and a waste of time it would be to watch him suffer quietly, even if it didn’t take any at all. Yet I could feel infuriating desire enticing me to succumb and offer him a momentary stare.

    by Veronica Rose on 10.22.2010
  20. A microwave is the only way for a college student to survive. It is a complete essential and the only easy way to make Ramen noodle, which are also needed in order to survive the life style that is college life.

  21. GET YO PAWS OFF MY MERKAWAVE!!! It’s MINE!!! Don’t test me or I’ma hop ya and pop and slop ya upside down like a tonka truck! MY MERKAWAVE! I cook leftovers in it.

  22. magic, in a metal box.
    makes anything hot, even pasta, with a special device.
    heat your meat
    anything you can eat
    this appliance is a must
    it cooks like a chef, but more robust

  23. Its just white and you can make food warm. Many people love it because it makes life so easy. It would be great to have this in a fantasy story. Was there ever a microwave in? It should be!

    by Niki on 10.22.2010
  24. I opened the microwave slowly to find that there was his head. Baked into a pie….A meat pie I suppose. How disgusting and horrid it looked.

  25. killing our brains – the secret enemy – the ‘convenient’ villian that we pay for and learn to appreciate. fast food, not fast enough, killing our brain, killing us and we buy it – willingly. wake up.

    by Rhonda on 10.22.2010
  26. The microwave beeped, signalling time to eat. The super noodles weren’t exactly nutritious, but for a thursday night,, they would be fine. As the door opened, i remember putting Bacon into the microwave to heat up.

    by Eladine on 10.22.2010
  27. Working in this room feels slightly like being in a microwave, minus my skin burning off and my body exploding. But there is this constant whirring noise, and it’s hot, and my head hurts. I’m guessing that if I spent 2 hours in a microwave, at the very least my head would hurt.

  28. Meine Mikrowelle hat einen neuen Platz. Weil sie neben der Makrowelle so frustriert war und sich so mikrig gefühlt hat, hab ich sie umgestellt. Auch außer Reichweite der Dauer- und der Donauwelle. Man weiß ja nie, was so ein Minderwertigkeitskomplex noch auslöst.

  29. Es knallte. Es zischte. Die orangene Pampe klatschte von innen gegen die Scheibe und Lucy quietschte auf. “Ieeeh!!”
    Ihr Vater lachte.
    “Und genau deshalb sollst du keine Eier hinein legen, okay?”
    Lucy schüttelte den Kopf. Sie würde es wieder tun. Und wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder und wieder…

    by Sara on 10.22.2010
  30. Yum yum yum in my tummy. Microwaving some food that my mommy made last night. Yum yum yum in my tummy because I’m eating good food my mother had made the night before~~ OH A SQUIRREL!

    by SoulWolfRukia on 10.22.2010
  31. Emitting from the black box, a wave. Curious, I peered in. What I got was a face full of blisters and a delicious pair of popped eyes.

  32. What would I do without it? I did survive 3 years in Kuwait without one but now I’m back to using it regularly.

    by ic13 on 10.22.2010
  33. ‘don’t make me put your head in the microwave,doctor,”powerful girl retorted with a devilish grin

  34. the microwave is something you use to cook with. I reheat all of my food in it. my micorwave is black

    by Nicole Lesperance on 10.22.2010
  35. The microwave beeped.

    I don’t find microwave ovens very inspiring. Maybe what you can do with them. Like make hot chocolate. Mm.

  36. The timer went off but the bag still popped and rattled. The corn inside bursting with buttery goodness. Steam poured from the opening as the bag expanded. Once flat now fat with fluffy kernels waiting to be consumed.

  37. I just this minute cooked me some mini pizzas in the microwave for lunch. Yum! Yum! … That and popcorn and potatoes… what else can I use it for? Who Knows?

    by Cindy Britton on 10.22.2010
  38. I use my mircrowave even though I know it is not good for me. Just warmed up some chicken, mashed potatoes and yellow squash! Yummmy.

    by Peaceable on 10.22.2010
  39. Radiation melts my brain
    because I stand too close.

    Scalding hot on the outside,
    but frozen within.

    by Joe on 10.22.2010