sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

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663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. I don’t have sideburns. However, I do know that not a lot of girls have them; therefore, I don’t feel too bad about myself. Many men or boys have sideburns. The have them because males tend to have more facial hair than girls. I’m not a fan of having too much hair, so I don’t mind not having sideburns.

    by Nerissa on 05.29.2011
  2. he stood there with his hand in the mirror. saying he’s a martyr. what a lier. all he is is a heart breaker. and a know it all. never again.

  3. a somewhat comical and yet endearing facet to the male species. Smooth, styled. Bouncing and characterful. A most interesting of aspects but strangely attractive.

  4. theres one guy i watch on youtube. he’s pretty cute. but he has the most massive side burns i’ve seen in a while. he’s the only person i can really think of when i see the word sideburns. he’s pretty funny. his name is toby i think. my boyfriend kinda has sideburns.

    by Kt on 05.29.2011
  5. Sideburns are entirely ridiculous why do men have them I mean they look like big crawling caterpillars on the sides of their faces there is absolutely no reason for them I would never date a man with sideburns, that would be preposterous they’re from how long ago – the 1800s? So outdated. Maybe I’m thinking more along the lines of mutton chops, maybe trimmed sideburns aren’t so bad.

    by Joe Shmo on 05.29.2011
  6. I just had this one. I already wrote about sideburns. Why did it bring me back here? Okay, okay. Sideburns.. Hmm.. Facial hair on the side of a man’s face.. Not much to say about it. Roosevelt had some pretty interesting sideburns. I made fun of them.

    by Mandi Williams on 05.29.2011
  7. Strange hairy things. Almost a beard, almost a haircut. Never quite sure. Intentional? They must be. Accidental? How could you miss it? Scratchy when you hug them, strange when they get out of control.

  8. Sideburns? I know about burns. In the heart. In the mind. In the soul. That’s the most severe of them all. The soul burns. When you lose everything, you become nothing, and the remnants of your conscience burn within your soul. Soul burns.

    by FaridaEzzat on 05.29.2011
  9. I like men’s sideburns. Well, for the most part. Not if they’re scraggly, not if they are mutton chops, but when they are nicely trimmed, I love how they lay alongside the jawline and emphasize the manliness of the wearer. Bring them back in style!

  10. Sideburns make me think of Elvis. He was a great musician, I guess. I never really listened to much of his work. Just Hounddog, basically. I watched a movie called Hounddog.. Dakota Fanning was in it. She was raped. It was a really good movie. I definitely would reccomend it to others. I think it’s sad how she let her father died at the end.

    by Mandi Williams on 05.29.2011
  11. My sideburns itch. My nostrils itch. When is this gonna be over? My biceps itch. My toes itch. My eyes itch. I hate the dust. I hate the itching. Shelia will save me soon. I just know it.

    by Katie on 05.29.2011
  12. abraham lincoln had sideburns. hella old school shit right there. if some one had sideburns today, everyone would look at them funny. sideburns are just… unattractive. they make me think of cavemen and other hair creatures. not pleasant at all.

    by Aoife on 05.29.2011
  13. are icky. only baseball players have sideburns. when i see that word, i feel like getting a shaver thing and walking over to somebody and shaving their sideburns off, laughing hysterically the whole time. sideburns sideburns sideburns. what a waste of hair.

    by Tanya on 05.29.2011
  14. down the side of the clown’s face were two comical strips of green glowing hair, burning into the eyeballs of whoever looked upon them. it gave new meaning to the word “side-BURNS”.

    by oliver danni on 05.29.2011
  15. she grew up as the daughter of a gypsy and a mechanic, something rather cliche; something that she lied about, later in life: said she was born in the suburbs, to a father who hadn’t had sideburns since his junior year of high school. she grew from catty to katie to kathy to catherine, she changed herself so fast the teachers never knew what to call her; for the one night she was a stripper she went by kitty. she laughed so hard introducing herself that she felt her belly bursting in, thought for a moment she might implode, that her trail ended right then and there, that she would die like the stars do, a burst of light from within. that night was years ago.

  16. A woman is sitting outside of a small bar, in Oklahoma, on a warm summer night. A man, about six feet tall, slouching as he walks, makes eye contact with her. His side burns reek of masculinity and hairy-monster. She is attracted of course, and smiles. With her smile, he feels fufilled. His wife died three months earlier of side-burn-excessive ingestion. However, the woman sitting enjoyed them, wishing she could too choke on them.

    by RayFri on 05.29.2011
  17. Sideburns are an interesting way to decern a mans personality. Is he hiding his face with them? are they short and well maintained? Bushy? I think each kind may indicate something about the man that wears them.

    by Marsha on 05.29.2011
  18. side burns is a fashion way of expressing ones self. men are the ones who have this do. i think its cute. very 70s. goes well with afros and any hair do on men really.vjgnhc,n,vmn

    by katie on 05.29.2011
  19. Sideburns make me think of Pride and Prejudice and Victorian clothes, except when they’re worn by dirty obnoxious guys. Not all guys can pull off sideburns, some of them look really stupid, but some look all manly and classical like Mr. Darcy.

  20. All I really know in this world is how to be loved. To love someone or something else is a totally different concept you see. As he walked to me, I was confident that he loved me. I saw the beads of sweat rolling down his face, his sideburns and his beard. Maybe I should say it back. I’m sure he will understand. Can he teach me how to love?

  21. Elvis I think had the best sideburns ever. But he died really early in life, so Elvis isn’t someone I want to be like. He seems like a huge player. Maybe IRS the funny way he walks.

    by Nikki on 05.29.2011
  22. I do not understand some of these words being used.
    I am not trying to be rude
    but sometimes when i look and see the prompts i just click out of the screen
    instead of writing
    because they are mostly nouns; objects
    I guess that is not a bad thing
    but is more suited for fiction writing
    whereas i prefer such prompts as “purpose”
    abstract, and up for philosophical pondering.
    what is the use
    if there is nothing to ponder?

  23. “You shaved your sideburns,” you say, staring. This used to be your boyfriend. Standing here, in front of you, this used to be your boyfriend. You had your whole plan worked out, with your new boyfriend picking you up in the convertible, showing off, making jealous. But now that you’re here you don’t know what to do. You didn’t expect him to be wearing lipstick, high heels.

  24. attractive, lumberjack, plaid shirts. The boy I like has sideburns so I am somewhat bias about them. They look really good on some people, in fact, I sorta want to marry a guy with sideburns. I’m sure they will look awesome on him. And we will have sidburn babies.

    by sydney on 05.29.2011
  25. sideburns burn your sides. they are what elvis where and they are cool. writing about sideburns is actually kind of interesting. I wonder how sideburns were invented? Where did they originate? Are they popular today. I bet hair styles can tell a lot about one’s culture and type of people they are.

    by Helen on 05.29.2011
  26. Ganondorf swept along the corridor, lashing his thick arms out at anyone who dared to gape. “This is what I get for leaving it to the last minute,” he grumbled. Finally, as he reached his chambers, he beheld himself: the menacing form of a villain who’d forgotten to keep his orange sideburns in check.

  27. The man with the side burns concerned me by the way he posed. He looked like he had experienced everything in life and he hadn’t even aged to 30. Me, only inching into my twenties, he frightened me because his interest was on me. I could only see the smirk on his face but it gradually pulled me in. It shouldn’t be like this but it ended up to be more then it possible could be. This is how it started.

    by Kali on 05.29.2011
  28. “you’re the new jesus.” she said

    “you’re a funny gal, you’d make a killing as a comedienne.” he sneered

    “i’d rather just make a killing.”

  29. Sideburns can be ugly, they can be hot. Men with prominent sideburns are kind of ugly. I don’t really like sideburns – I mean, if they really show. Normally they’re okay.

    by Zoey on 05.29.2011
  30. sideburn world lives within the follicles of some type of follice, this is a rather small world however that sees many interesting kinds of htings, sometimes and extreme gust of wind, or the sometimes annual razor sharp tyranny of the gods above

    by madeline on 05.29.2011
  31. eeweh! Clumps of hair attacking his face heading toward his ears.

    by c on 05.29.2011
  32. hair on the side of the face. fuzzy. men have them. i don’t think girls or women do… or maybe they do, they’re just shorter…. i don’t really know… do they?… fuzzy….. hair…long…side..

    by yaz on 05.29.2011
  33. Sideburns were coined by a man in the civil war. His name general sideburn inspired the hairstyle. They are cool but not necessarily a high class style and are thus unappreciated by the general populace. Nevertheless, they are a brilliant way to create a conversation as well as be compared to Mr. Darcy. My older brother carries it quite nicely.

    by josh bozich on 05.29.2011
  34. Hesitation sideburns, a patch of beard masquerading as my sideburn shoes, but the pale delicate white of my cheek peeks out like the ring of leg above my ankle when my pants are too short.

  35. sexy on men, not so sexy on women unless their hairs are cut the funky way that looks like sideburns.. yeah that might be sexy. if i was a man i would definitely grow out my sideburns. experiment with them, different shapes and such. lol creativity goes wild.

    by karrr on 05.29.2011
  36. don’t know anything about it
    i know side i know burns but the whole word sideburns, i don’t have any idea what could it be, maybe a side of burned injurie

    by imane on 05.29.2011
  37. dudes with hair sadn dirtyness faces sunglasses eyeballs balls hairy stuff music bananas lice cans hairspray canopener cat

    by cheri on 05.29.2011
  38. Hot. Only some guys can pull it off. It needs to be groomed or I will gag. I need a man who can pull them off in style kinda of like Kevin Jonas. Damn, now that is one fine man. Lol.

    by Elizabeth on 05.29.2011
  39. Origin of word comes from American Civil War veteran, Burn Sides. He had a lot of fluff perturbing from the side of his head. It looked pretty funny, I guess. Probably why it stuck… the name… not the hair… the hair was real.

    by Matthew on 05.29.2011
  40. Long, towards the front: Lowbrow style, rock-a-billy, but not Elvis.
    Trimmed short, smooth, chill-laxer

    by bbqmaestro on 05.29.2011