sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

sign up or log in.

Yo yo yo, the oneword™ podcast is back for Season 3.
click here to join in!

663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. reallly gross. if my man had them i would leave him forever. they are disgusting and filthy pieces of hair on the side of your FACE fool ewwww i hate them so very much, shave them off NOW ugly faced man!!! take it off, sriously they are terrible stupid little things that infest ur beautiful soul. please, save your

    by Natalia on 05.29.2011
  2. Sideburns make me want to die inside. They just seem like giant caterpillars eating the side of someone’s face, but harrier and creepier. I just don’t understand how anyone could want sideburns and remain sane. I hate them. I really hate them.

    by Candi Rose on 05.29.2011
  3. Sideburns are gross.
    Sideburns are disgusting.
    What are they, anyway?
    Are they part of a beard?
    Or is it your hair growing down the side of your face?
    Either way,
    sideburns are gross.
    You’re not the Wolverine.
    Take them off.
    They’re gross.

    by Shannon F. on 05.29.2011
  4. I remember seeing him for the first time, walking down that busy chaotic corridor, the noise of many conversations bouncing from wall to wall. The sodium lights, glared from the glossy walls. He was never a handsome man, but the striking facial structure was enhanced ten fold by those neatly outlined side burns that outined his face… More than that he was a fun guy to be with then..

    by Bitch on 05.29.2011
  5. the badass kid at your school whom will do everything wrong. the kid that goes mock 3 through the highschool parking lot assing off on a motorcycle. the kid that doesnt take no for an answer. the kid that is on the football team and will say or do anything thing to hurt your feelings. the jock.

  6. SIDEBURNS
    There he goes again, that old guy on the motorcycle. I see him pass by ever Saturday afternoon, reliving the old days with his big sideburns and torn bandana. I always see him alone, and to be honest it makes me kind of sad, even though I see that big smile on his face as he speeds on by. It reminds him of the days when the dry dust caught on his greased hair and his rolled bluejeans caught the heat of the day in its cuff.

  7. sideburns are hairy. they’re very dirty sometimes, but can look distinguished when properly groomed. there are many styles of sideburns, from small to large. porkchop sideburns are gross, because sideburns look best worn with a beard. they look good with dark hair, but can look silly with red hair. gingers have no souls.

    by Sarah on 05.29.2011
  8. Sideburns are an interesting thing that tell you a lot about a person. A man with sideburns is generally perceived as scruffy and sometimes violent. However, this may not always be the case. Perhaps the man is simply lazy and does not enjoy shaving. He grows sideburns because it requires less effort than being clean-shaven.

    by Amanda on 05.29.2011
  9. Sideburns are ridiculous. They serve no sort of purpose in life. They are just a step below muttonchops, which are equally as stupid. And pointless. What?!? Who thinks they were a good idea? But the thing is, without them, our faces might look a bit weird. Stange times huh?

    by Carrie on 05.29.2011
  10. Sideburns look like shit. So 1970’s, honestly have no place in today’s society. I will never date a guy with them. Why do/did they exist?

    by Margaret on 05.29.2011
  11. His sideburns etch his face, red and blonde, he calls it strawberry blond, but it’s almost orange. He won’t cut them no matter how much I beg, but I know secretly that if he did it would kill me because when we kiss I love to trace my fingers down them, rough and short but longer than stubble.

  12. when i look at sideburns sometimes they look really weird on people but other people take care of them and they can look nice at times. when females have them they tend to like to bleach them so they aren’t noticable if they are dark. but sonetimes they are already lighter so it doesn’t matter.

    by Melissa on 05.29.2011
  13. The man walked down the street strutting his leather cow boy hat and boots. People stared the the strange man they’d never see before in their big city. Him and his sideburns were obviously unwelcome.

    by Haley Richards on 05.29.2011
  14. Abraham Lincoln has sideburns just like my brother. Whenever i see my brother it reminds me of Abraham lincoln. They kind of give me a bad feeling its such a weird word i mean its like your side is burning. It really Makes no sense i im pretty sure a civil war general came up with the name. My dad used to always make fun of my brothers side burns calling them the bad burners

    by Isabel on 05.29.2011
  15. They wrap around his face, and they’re kind of funny, like trees. Do dads look like this usually? I wouldn’t know, I guess now I do, and they do. It’s kind of cool. Fifteen years without one and and now I know, my dad has sideburns. I don’t like them, but I think I’ll like him. Yeah, I like him.

    by Alexandra on 05.29.2011
  16. Sideburns are cool, cooler than bowties.
    Or at least they were, back in the Seventies.
    Now, on the wrong person,
    they look stupid.
    On someone handsome,
    they can look like an accessory,
    effortlessly applied like the best of make-up.
    But men don’t wear make-up.
    Men wear sideburns.
    But some,
    some wear goatees.
    Which is better?

    by Nick on 05.29.2011
  17. His sideburns were Thomas Jefferson-esque but not unappealing. They reminded her of home, of her father, and of mid-18th century romance novels.

    by Will on 05.29.2011
  18. I love sideburns. They remind me of Elvis, and I’m a fan of his. It brings me memories of a time period that I have no clue about, a time period I wish I had been born in to experience. But that’s not possible. Anyway, sideburns are pretty cool. Definitely something a person needs to pull off in order to have them though.

    by Jodie on 05.29.2011
  19. Wayne had the coolest damn sideburns around! He was a great guy and honestly, there is no one else that was ever able to pull off such crazy facial hair styles as he did. Luke look’s great with a wild cave man’s beard, but only Wayne could pull off the thick, heavy rock sideburns.

    by mae on 05.29.2011
  20. Sideburns are so hot. All I think about is hunter. Dark facial hair is the best. Blonde facial hair is weird, and ginger is the strangest, sorry. But dark scruff, yum. That’s the best. Pure amazingness, pure love.

    by Sarah Johnson on 05.29.2011
  21. There is nothing as difficult to keep up than sideburns in the middle of the Arctic desert. Many people would argue that the Arctic was not a desert, but based on rainfall, parts were. Professor Montgomery was an expert on all kinds of deserts and on sideburns. It was, however, a pity that the man couldn’t grow a decent pair for himself.

  22. I dont understand why some people think they’re attractive. I mean it works on some people, but its like little rats on the side of your face, right? I mean you know Hyde, from that 70s show? Ok they look pretty hot on him I’m not going to lie. But there’s something that’s just appealing about him, he’d be attractive no matter what.

    by Lola N on 05.29.2011
  23. The man in the alley has sideburn from his hairline down to his mid chin. An odd sens came to me as i turned toward him to hand him the letter i was given.

    by Aaron Munoz on 05.29.2011
  24. I watched he geezer with the red hair – standing in the rain with the water channelling down the sides of his face – like tears you would say – only he looked hard – real mean with it with these stupid pieces of fur at the sides of his fizzog – i mean what would you have done? -soldier

  25. sideburns, his sideburns, are they really there? doesn’t really matter, whether he had a beard or a mustache or was clean shaven. he’s mine. mine, mine to nuzzle my face into his, nosey my nose into his business, and brush my fingers to stroke his face. Mine, only mine..

  26. cops

    by Jaclynn on 05.29.2011
  27. are for cool guys with big sunglasses elvis presley and hannah montana a joke and werid and i really dont like them 1970s usually black and long and touch the ears my boyfriend better not have sideburns and i wonder where that name came from like did someone burn the side of their head

    by lil on 05.29.2011
  28. The connect your beard to your hair. I cannot imagine your face without that beard. I didn’t know you as a child.

  29. Wolverine has sideburns, right? He’s probably the only guy I can think of that can get away with them. Well, the dude that played Sabertooth in the first X-men movie too. Those guys can get away with them. Not just because they look awesome no matter what, but also because no one’s going to tell them anything about how they look. Not without serious damage ensuing. Srysly o..o

  30. She wasn’t sure why, but she found his sideburns fascinating. They trailed from the thick, scruffy hair that she loved to run her hands through down to his cheeks, which were always covered in stubble (you don’t have much time to shave when you’re busy saving the world, but she didn’t mind – she kinda liked it).

    by Caroline on 05.29.2011
  31. grrr not this word again! not much variety…

    by Sam on 05.29.2011
  32. Sideburns were the rage in the 60s, the era of marijuana and rock n roll. Sideburns are now very rare, except in men who can carry them off. I personally hate sideburns, or any kind of facial hair on men, except probably a very well maintained beard. Lots of Hindi movie villain also sport long long sideburns.

    by Atreyee on 05.29.2011
  33. Facial hair on the cheeks, my brother had big sideburns, I once sampled mr burns from the simsons say “for the last time get rid of those sideburns” and I made his windows boot up sound play this everytime he started his computer.

    by Jimbo on 05.29.2011
  34. something people grow before they get a real full beard that has to be shaven every day.. then they cut it all off.. :D
    Sideburns sounds like something a car can do if u hit the speeder and turn.

    by Aerand1r on 05.29.2011
  35. they are gross. i always think of elvis. but i also think of mr. darcy who is SEXY. hm. i guess I don’t know where i stand on sideburns. but i also think of scuzzy men in barbershops drinking beer. Blegh. And pimples…? Generally, I think they’re nasty

    by Purpleboots on 05.29.2011
  36. this was my last words. ummm so they are pretty weird but only some people can pull them off. i know elvis had them and he was one of those types of people who could pull it off. sooooo yeaaa i dont rlly like them that much, some girls say they are sexy but i just dont see it, it makes men look like a bum

    by Sam on 05.29.2011
  37. what the heck i have no idea what to write right now. this is stressing me out. holy crap.

    by Kaely on 05.29.2011
  38. Sideburns, another form of hair that shouldn’t be on the body (others being underarm hair or leg hair). I just don’t feel as if sideburns should be on the face. I’m happy to say that I’m a girl without sideburns.

    Thank goodness!

  39. ouch

    by hanna on 05.29.2011
  40. His sideburns were the biggest I’d ever sen. Long brown patches of fuzz covering almost his entire lower face. I felt bad about it, but I just couldn’t stop staring at them. I couldn’t concentrate on a word he was saying. I knew that he had something important to tell me, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what it was. I just kept staring at his sideburns. Over and over, staring…