She glanced in his direction, irritation plain on her face. He swept back his greasy hair and laughed stupidly, swinging his ape arms. She scowled and eyed his most detestable aspect: sideburns.
sideburns are silly
my dad has sideburns and they ;look odd, but i dont mind because i love him. i mean of course i do hes my dad, but his sideburns are weird. one girl in my history class has girl-sideburns and they are GROSSSS and it just looks like these weird grwoths coming off her head. aw that was super mean. my bad, but its ok because sideburns are weird and i dont like them. oh im still going? it just said i needed an account but you know, i dont really want one. but i do love stumbleupon. i dont love sideburns. i mean i should go to bed. IM GOING TO THE BEACH TOMORROW! i bet ill see sideburns. this is a nice excersise. ooooo times almost up!!!!sup
His hair was endless, it seemed. Though, there was an end, it was his sideburns. They stopped at the bottom of his face, framing it perfectly. I could have eaten chocolate off of those sideburns, but no, he wore a golden ring on his finger. I would never be allowed to lick those sideburns.
hairy things on the side of his face, crawling down his cheeks like caterpillars. I wanted to scratch them off. My hands twitched with the anticipation of what I could do with them. He turned away, and it baffled me. If he were anything but the love of my life, I probably would have slapped him at that very moment. But not him. And not in front of the children. My mother gave me that look.
I had sideburns. i miss them. i shaved them off becasue my bitch of a mother told me to and i dont know why? this is the perfect topic for me. i guess im out of time.
sideburns are very oldfashioned. yet, many men can pull them off nowadays. when i think of sideburns, i think of the 70’s and grunge rock. Hyde in “that 70’s show” had sideburns and he is a great e
the city streets and their sidewalk affairs the face of a man that people remember or the love of a woman that they quickly forget. What is the simple possibility to the human race that we see the sidewalks and forget the faces.
sideburns don’t really burn but they are on the side. Gotta love the relation of it all. Facial hair doesn’t have to be bad, but sidburns are kind of funny when you think about them. Not so funny you’re a girl, though.
The man glare down the street at the bushes protruding from the figure’s head. He stoked the side of his face; smooth. He envied the figure’s sideburns. As the figure moved toward him it slowing came into focus. It was his wife.
Georgette looked into the mirror in her purple taffeta gown, crying to her mother, “Why do I get a big pimple on the tip of my nose right before the big dance?” She cried, Her mother said, “that’s OK honey; we’ll put a little cover make up on it and nobody will notice.”
Georgette perked up a bit and said, “really? Will that work?”
“Of course,” replied her mother. “And we can apply an extra thick coat to cover your moustache and sideburns.”
Big hairy mounds attached to the side of one’s face. Popular and fashionable to young men during the Victorian era and also when Iceland held the 1657 Olympic Games up a small eskimo’s arse. Furthermore, I do believe that one could grow a ‘side-burn’ using the more recent methods of hair fertilization in Peru.
His sideburns reminded me of Logan from the X-men. Long and bushy and there for all the world to see. It was like he hadn’t shaved those things in years. They met his beard at a funny angle, forming a triangular patch on each cheek. He looked like a truck driver who’d not slept good in weeks, and hadn’t bathed in longer.
Sideburns. What can you honestly say about sideburns? Old fashion. Yes, that’s a good one. How about, old men. Or weirdos. Sideburns. Now that’s an odd word. What if a girl had sideburns? Would you talk to her? Where did that word come from? Side and burn. That just doesn’t sound pleasant. Hey ma’am, give me some nice sideburns! What about facial hair? Side burns are facial hair right? Hmm… Elvis had sideburns. Wolverine has sideburns. Where can I get some sideburns?
Sideburns. It’s a funny word-I get the side part, but the burns part? It makes no sense. Did someone once burn off their sideburns, gaining them that awful name many years ago? I guess it could be looked up, but where’s the fun in that?
Marty white was the first hick to ever like me and he has the biggest sifeburns ever…then I really really think Nick smith is attractive, but he moved away…he has really bushy sideburns.
I miss nick smith, I miss our deep conversations and coffee shop runs. I miss my picnics with him adn all the fun we have together. I would marry him if he came back and asked me.
His sideburns were hot. I miss them. I used to look at them, and he’d see me and laugh. I’d always get red. But they were fascinating. They were long and bushy yet somehow they were very attractive.
His sideburns were something out of a teenage wearwolf movie. I stared at them, unable to focus on the math equations behind his head. That, paired with his plaid, made him look less like a math teacher and more like some sort of pack leader for the school’s hipsters. I could swear I had heard them howling at the moon the other night.
They bring the face together. Margins on a sheet of paper.
Often casting shadows, implying secrets. They provide the mystery of the man.
They lead to his eyes, the one place, the mirror of the soul, that can tell us what is really inside. You see, the sideburns are an illusion. Sideburns lie.
Well, my youth director has them. They’re pretty cool. I don’t think I would look to well with them, though, but I am a female. Males can pull them off, though. Elvis had them. My favorite letter is E. Elvis has E in it. Yeaaaaaaaaah.
i think guys with sideburns are sterotypical. all driving volts wagon vans with a pair of avaiators on listing to some wierd odd music no ones heard of.
Elvis made sideburns popular, but you see in the old movies that men wore them all the time. I guess Elvis was so cool he made old stuff seem new again.
These are the monster handlebars for bikers and general hell’s angels. Enjoy scaring little children and conservative church-goers. Sideburns are the way to go if you want an alternative lifestyle and not too many friends. Try them with amercian beer or irish stout, either way you’re sure to draw admiring looks from the local skanks.
hairy, different colors, on the face, most men, elvis, brown, blonde, red, orange, long, thick, short, sexy, connects to beard or moustache, white, old people have them
TBC I spent longer than a minute writing this story as a I found it a particularly good topic.
On browsing his parents basement on a particularly rainy day, Billy of twelve years old spotted something mystical hidden behind a pile of cardboard boxes. The sparkly blue tint was what caught his eye and so he proceeded to move the boxes out the way instantly realising this was his grandpas drum set. Dragging it out into the centre of the soundproof room, he had dreams of learning his favourite songs, taking lessons, starting a band and making it as a touring rockstar!
Little did Billy know, this would partially come true.
dboard box
.mething sparkly blue hidden behind seven stacks of
age of seven, Billy came across a drum set in his parents basement hidden behind cardboard boxes. He walked up to the new and fascinating object wondering why he had never come across it before while playing with his train set, before he had the chance to investigate futher, his mum walked down the stairs to put on a load of laundry in the soundproof room. Noticing that her son had a slight interest in her brothers drum set, she sat him down on the stool and passed him the drumsticks. He enjoyed making as much noise as he wanted so much that he proceeded to get lessons a few months later and always raced home to practice.
On his first day of high school, Billy came across a memo board in the hallway, browsing the list for his extracurricular activity he spotted a band, the only thing he wondered was what the hell Beardcore meant? So he proceeded to the music room the following Thursday and on entering realised Beardcore referred to facial hair and this was the number one requirement for joining the band.
could stick with for a few years. Little did Billy know this band was
Billy’s hopes o
Billy had stopped playing as he entered high school as he was cursed with too much schoolwork and was loosing interest in playing by himself so when he saw a sign for a as much as he wanted
A boy of only four years old started to play the drums and spent years and years perfecting his skills now, ten years later he plays in a band, the only requirement to join is to have a sideburn and it’s been a hit! All there fans are now either drawing beards on their faces or growing sideburns
Sideburns! What are they? Beardcore! A boy with sideburns started playing an instrument at only fourteen years old and
and again there was mr burns looking himself at the mirror and in one hand a hair brush and in the other there was a picture of grandpa adams… “this is very curious” he said and again he took the photo album and compared his family.
dirty greasey – there time has passed… no place here men or women. can’t do it can’t stand it GET OFF MY FACE she said… hehehe, darker and darker don juan tenario.
hanging side to side
feel them rough and tough
but does it make you a man
enough is enough, and yes you suck
this is a lesson in chemical equations
I’m hotter than you, and you’ll never know why
there’s just too much to say
and you can’t pay
The muttonshops, the greatest achievement of mankind, grant the wearer an immunity to all things that could injure him; bear attacks, threatening beaver packs, or hordes of wolves. Sideburns must be fed a short stack of flapjacks every day for optimum bushiness and power.
As I slid my hands across the map of his face, i felt the mountain of his beard, his slick mustache, his rough sideburns, his soft kiss on my fingertips.
I don’t want sideburns again. I have nothing more to say about side burns. RIght now I am watching tremors. Some of these people have long sideburns like walter. and Miguel who just said “so we don’t vibrate, maybe then they leave us alone”
She glanced in his direction, irritation plain on her face. He swept back his greasy hair and laughed stupidly, swinging his ape arms. She scowled and eyed his most detestable aspect: sideburns.
Grizzly
sideburns are silly
my dad has sideburns and they ;look odd, but i dont mind because i love him. i mean of course i do hes my dad, but his sideburns are weird. one girl in my history class has girl-sideburns and they are GROSSSS and it just looks like these weird grwoths coming off her head. aw that was super mean. my bad, but its ok because sideburns are weird and i dont like them. oh im still going? it just said i needed an account but you know, i dont really want one. but i do love stumbleupon. i dont love sideburns. i mean i should go to bed. IM GOING TO THE BEACH TOMORROW! i bet ill see sideburns. this is a nice excersise. ooooo times almost up!!!!sup
His hair was endless, it seemed. Though, there was an end, it was his sideburns. They stopped at the bottom of his face, framing it perfectly. I could have eaten chocolate off of those sideburns, but no, he wore a golden ring on his finger. I would never be allowed to lick those sideburns.
hairy things on the side of his face, crawling down his cheeks like caterpillars. I wanted to scratch them off. My hands twitched with the anticipation of what I could do with them. He turned away, and it baffled me. If he were anything but the love of my life, I probably would have slapped him at that very moment. But not him. And not in front of the children. My mother gave me that look.
I had sideburns. i miss them. i shaved them off becasue my bitch of a mother told me to and i dont know why? this is the perfect topic for me. i guess im out of time.
Delicious man bangs. Face curtains. Framers. Outside burners. Um side bangs for your face
sideburns are very oldfashioned. yet, many men can pull them off nowadays. when i think of sideburns, i think of the 70’s and grunge rock. Hyde in “that 70’s show” had sideburns and he is a great e
the city streets and their sidewalk affairs the face of a man that people remember or the love of a woman that they quickly forget. What is the simple possibility to the human race that we see the sidewalks and forget the faces.
do you think your cool now?
throwing me on the floor.
i see your true self,
while others
they only see your greasy, black sideburns.
What
classy. with a k. i hate sideburns. only very talented people can pull them off and they still look awkward.
Sideburns. They make anyone look sophisticated…but in a creepy “I’m going to run down your friendly family buisness with my huge casino chain” way.
Why are sideburns called sideburns? Is it because they look like burnt skin on the sides of a man’s face? Or is it just because they are on the side?
sideburns don’t really burn but they are on the side. Gotta love the relation of it all. Facial hair doesn’t have to be bad, but sidburns are kind of funny when you think about them. Not so funny you’re a girl, though.
The man glare down the street at the bushes protruding from the figure’s head. He stoked the side of his face; smooth. He envied the figure’s sideburns. As the figure moved toward him it slowing came into focus. It was his wife.
Georgette looked into the mirror in her purple taffeta gown, crying to her mother, “Why do I get a big pimple on the tip of my nose right before the big dance?” She cried, Her mother said, “that’s OK honey; we’ll put a little cover make up on it and nobody will notice.”
Georgette perked up a bit and said, “really? Will that work?”
“Of course,” replied her mother. “And we can apply an extra thick coat to cover your moustache and sideburns.”
Big hairy mounds attached to the side of one’s face. Popular and fashionable to young men during the Victorian era and also when Iceland held the 1657 Olympic Games up a small eskimo’s arse. Furthermore, I do believe that one could grow a ‘side-burn’ using the more recent methods of hair fertilization in Peru.
His sideburns reminded me of Logan from the X-men. Long and bushy and there for all the world to see. It was like he hadn’t shaved those things in years. They met his beard at a funny angle, forming a triangular patch on each cheek. He looked like a truck driver who’d not slept good in weeks, and hadn’t bathed in longer.
Sideburns. What can you honestly say about sideburns? Old fashion. Yes, that’s a good one. How about, old men. Or weirdos. Sideburns. Now that’s an odd word. What if a girl had sideburns? Would you talk to her? Where did that word come from? Side and burn. That just doesn’t sound pleasant. Hey ma’am, give me some nice sideburns! What about facial hair? Side burns are facial hair right? Hmm… Elvis had sideburns. Wolverine has sideburns. Where can I get some sideburns?
Sideburns. It’s a funny word-I get the side part, but the burns part? It makes no sense. Did someone once burn off their sideburns, gaining them that awful name many years ago? I guess it could be looked up, but where’s the fun in that?
Sideburns are just wicked awesome…most of the time. Chops are the best.
Marty white was the first hick to ever like me and he has the biggest sifeburns ever…then I really really think Nick smith is attractive, but he moved away…he has really bushy sideburns.
I miss nick smith, I miss our deep conversations and coffee shop runs. I miss my picnics with him adn all the fun we have together. I would marry him if he came back and asked me.
His sideburns were hot. I miss them. I used to look at them, and he’d see me and laugh. I’d always get red. But they were fascinating. They were long and bushy yet somehow they were very attractive.
His sideburns were something out of a teenage wearwolf movie. I stared at them, unable to focus on the math equations behind his head. That, paired with his plaid, made him look less like a math teacher and more like some sort of pack leader for the school’s hipsters. I could swear I had heard them howling at the moon the other night.
They bring the face together. Margins on a sheet of paper.
Often casting shadows, implying secrets. They provide the mystery of the man.
They lead to his eyes, the one place, the mirror of the soul, that can tell us what is really inside. You see, the sideburns are an illusion. Sideburns lie.
Well, my youth director has them. They’re pretty cool. I don’t think I would look to well with them, though, but I am a female. Males can pull them off, though. Elvis had them. My favorite letter is E. Elvis has E in it. Yeaaaaaaaaah.
i think guys with sideburns are sterotypical. all driving volts wagon vans with a pair of avaiators on listing to some wierd odd music no ones heard of.
Elvis made sideburns popular, but you see in the old movies that men wore them all the time. I guess Elvis was so cool he made old stuff seem new again.
These are the monster handlebars for bikers and general hell’s angels. Enjoy scaring little children and conservative church-goers. Sideburns are the way to go if you want an alternative lifestyle and not too many friends. Try them with amercian beer or irish stout, either way you’re sure to draw admiring looks from the local skanks.
Dark, scripted comments about the character.
hairy, different colors, on the face, most men, elvis, brown, blonde, red, orange, long, thick, short, sexy, connects to beard or moustache, white, old people have them
TBC I spent longer than a minute writing this story as a I found it a particularly good topic.
On browsing his parents basement on a particularly rainy day, Billy of twelve years old spotted something mystical hidden behind a pile of cardboard boxes. The sparkly blue tint was what caught his eye and so he proceeded to move the boxes out the way instantly realising this was his grandpas drum set. Dragging it out into the centre of the soundproof room, he had dreams of learning his favourite songs, taking lessons, starting a band and making it as a touring rockstar!
Little did Billy know, this would partially come true.
dboard box
.mething sparkly blue hidden behind seven stacks of
age of seven, Billy came across a drum set in his parents basement hidden behind cardboard boxes. He walked up to the new and fascinating object wondering why he had never come across it before while playing with his train set, before he had the chance to investigate futher, his mum walked down the stairs to put on a load of laundry in the soundproof room. Noticing that her son had a slight interest in her brothers drum set, she sat him down on the stool and passed him the drumsticks. He enjoyed making as much noise as he wanted so much that he proceeded to get lessons a few months later and always raced home to practice.
On his first day of high school, Billy came across a memo board in the hallway, browsing the list for his extracurricular activity he spotted a band, the only thing he wondered was what the hell Beardcore meant? So he proceeded to the music room the following Thursday and on entering realised Beardcore referred to facial hair and this was the number one requirement for joining the band.
could stick with for a few years. Little did Billy know this band was
Billy’s hopes o
Billy had stopped playing as he entered high school as he was cursed with too much schoolwork and was loosing interest in playing by himself so when he saw a sign for a as much as he wanted
A boy of only four years old started to play the drums and spent years and years perfecting his skills now, ten years later he plays in a band, the only requirement to join is to have a sideburn and it’s been a hit! All there fans are now either drawing beards on their faces or growing sideburns
Sideburns! What are they? Beardcore! A boy with sideburns started playing an instrument at only fourteen years old and
and again there was mr burns looking himself at the mirror and in one hand a hair brush and in the other there was a picture of grandpa adams… “this is very curious” he said and again he took the photo album and compared his family.
dirty greasey – there time has passed… no place here men or women. can’t do it can’t stand it GET OFF MY FACE she said… hehehe, darker and darker don juan tenario.
hanging side to side
feel them rough and tough
but does it make you a man
enough is enough, and yes you suck
this is a lesson in chemical equations
I’m hotter than you, and you’ll never know why
there’s just too much to say
and you can’t pay
The muttonshops, the greatest achievement of mankind, grant the wearer an immunity to all things that could injure him; bear attacks, threatening beaver packs, or hordes of wolves. Sideburns must be fed a short stack of flapjacks every day for optimum bushiness and power.
As I slid my hands across the map of his face, i felt the mountain of his beard, his slick mustache, his rough sideburns, his soft kiss on my fingertips.
hair
victorian era
jasper
bad
ugly
old
mustache
I don’t want sideburns again. I have nothing more to say about side burns. RIght now I am watching tremors. Some of these people have long sideburns like walter. and Miguel who just said “so we don’t vibrate, maybe then they leave us alone”