“I’m not even sure that he *was* a notch above my usual types, he just…cleaned up better, I guess? Like, I actually did see him in a blazer once. Omigod, Daisy, you would not *believe*—it had these, those little elbow patches on them, you know what I’m talking about? It was like this kind of sad orangey brown corduroy blazer with dark brown elbow patches on it. I think he was going for a messy young lit professor vibe but he just ended up looking poor. And his dick always curved to the left. I’ve heard left is lucky. But only if the guy comes from money. It’s like a genetic thing and they’re all, like, inbred and stuff. Is what I heard.”
“I’m not even sure that he *was* a notch above my usual types, he just…cleaned up better, I guess? Like, I actually did see him in a blazer once. Omigod, Daisy, you would not *believe*—it had these, those little elbow patches on them, you know what I’m talking about? It was like this kind of sad orangey brown corduroy blazer with dark brown elbow patches on it. I think he was going for a messy young lit professor vibe but he just ended up looking poor. And his dick always curved to the left. I’ve heard left is lucky. But only if the guy comes from money. It’s like a genetic thing and they’re all, like, inbred and stuff. Is what I heard.”