acoolpanda
Oh no. Husband? I don't think that I'll ever have one of these things. It's that I'm not straight and plan to run away with the girl of my dreams, I'm quite straight. It's just that I can't commit to people. Or anything. Not tennis, not marching band, and not my boyfriend of three weeks. I just can't give up my time to people. I also don't really miss people, which I have a feeling would make me a very bad wife. I mean, he'd come back from a month long trip and say "honey! I'm home!", but I'd just shrug and say "oh. You were gone?" I apparently also don't have feelings, which makes for quite a bad wife. I guess I see what my mom says when she says that I don't have feelings. I really hate romance, deep things, and I'm only really either happy, mad, or disappointed in my work. Argh. I should just be a nun. But I'm a Pastafarian.