aliensdontwearhats
Hell is not somewhere you want to end up. In Hell, people always try to find something to judge you on, try to see through you to the bad. They only want to find your flaws and won't even let you live because they refuse to forgive.
So let's switch over to Heaven, and stay there.
Because in Heaven, people choose to see the best in you and don't dwell on your mistakes. They put efforts into making you feel like a free spirit. They'll welcome you, and won't let you feel any guilt. Heaven is definetly the place where you want to end up.
Batman needs to kill the Joker. But he can't kill him without becoming like him. And the Joker can't kill him, either without losing the only human being who can keep up with him. The Joker and Batman both have need to keep each other alive, but both want each other dead. But that counts as a necessity, right?
But whenever I have a problem like this, I just sing (until I realize my voice is worse)
some flesh eating bad dude
Joker
Megatron
someone who goes to court for felony
penguins
an ax murderer
a victim of accusation
Cubs