barderic
Kiga sat in a dark room. The walls were covered in black shadows, and a suit of black armour sat in the corner. Saturn sat in his throne high above, waiting. The sun never rose here in Tartarus, but she didn't mind. Who needs sun when you have darkness?
Alexander, a son of Hecate, was wandering in the park one day
He stumbled upon a jelly sandwich, which had a note to give to Mitch
I'm not really good at poems you see, so let's give up on this history
"Jelly is a strange name for a peanut butter jar," commented PBJ, the turkey sandwich.
"Well PBJ is a weird name for something with no peanut butter or jelly on it!" yelled Jelly, the peanut butter jar.
The End of the random sh*t.
A sponge sat on the kitchen counter. The cat, an orange tabby, sat staring at it, as if contemplating what it would taste like with jelly on it. The sponge waited in terror as the cat approached it, with a fierce look in it's eyes. The cat pounced on the sponge and started licking it.