Beast-of-the-Sea
"All these idiots who proclaimed themselves demigods! Good grief, is there one COMPETENT Umbrella psychopath in this building?"
Alexia, Wesker, Morpheus, Spencer, and the others all turned to give Birkin a dirty look.
"What?! ...I just think my beautiful G transforms its victims into giant, glorious globs of regenerating flesh! At least I didn't try to start a RELIGION."
Wesker threw a pair of sunglasses at him.
Six decoys, and no one ever thought 'this one is not like the others, this one does not belong'?
You know, the enormous half-giant who kept screaming "HARRY! HAAAARRRRYYYYY!"
Honestly, it's as if they think we're STUPID.
We aren't, really. We're just far too aware of Potter's aura of People Die Near Me, and decided to let our Lord take the fall. Er, yes, our "Lord". The maniac.
Mad-Eye Moody died instead, but we can all agree it wasn't worth the risk, eh?
"It can't be!" Ghetsis shouted as the great Pokemon crashed to the ground. "You cannot have defeated Kyurem! How dare you? I -"
"Father," N said quietly. "It's over. Surrender, and -"
"NO! I won't accept this!" he screamed, wrenching open his cloak to reveal his belt of Pokeballs. "You may have defeated that beast, but you won't defeat me! Fight!"
The Trainer released her own Pokemon...
The wrath of the dragons, unleashed upon the world again, was immense. Nergal smirked as he watched the world burn.
After all, what good had it ever done him? The quintessence released by this reversed Scouring would make him a god. His only issue was a little, pressing memory of the man he had been -
And that vanished in a headache soon enough.
"That insane little bastard?" Sirius scoffed. "Fitzblack's nearly a Squib. He couldn't do anything."
"He's not what he claimed to be, you idiot!" Aberforth shouted, pushing past him. "You're been fooled for years! If nobody stops him, he's going to set fire to the entire school, most likely!"
"But -"
"He's not a normal wizard!" Aberforth snarled. "It isn't his fault, and he's been shaped into what he is today, but he's mad! Completely mad! And got the power in ten wizards in one!"
"Behold my wrath!" Alfred proclaimed. "I, Alfred Ashford, will -"
"As if you have any power," Wesker muttered. "Now, if you don't mind, I have an appointment with your sister."
"What?! She doesn't date!"
"My goal is to capture her, you idiot. Now, out of my way, before I shoot you."