caitymlove
I swear to god, a flying unicorn just walked through that chimney. Cant you see all the pretty colors? what about........woaaaahhhg man! your....you're spinnin' duuuuude! Were....what is....what is this stuff? I had like, 16 cups. Its whiskey? thought it was apple juice...
Ok, so imagine this. I was sitting at the bar, drinking my 5th whisky, and youll never believe what happened! A talking horse came in, and he was fallowed by Big Bird! He sat down next to me, on my left, and big bird sat to my right! They bolth ordered "Elmo's world" but dont ask me what that is. Anyways, I passed out, and I woke up here! Thanks for the free baby! Love, soon-to-be-pregnent-because-of-whiskey
Cold as ice, the refreshing whisky trickles down your throat with a coolness you could never imagine. "Is this a special kind of whisky?" you ask the bartender. "No," he says, smiling, "It's just Buddweiser."