dimebagnate
i doubled my kills on the battlefield, by dumping my armor and any heavy weight other than my weapon.my axe cleaved left, my axe cleaved right. my axe cleaved until the break of dawn. the strength of Thor was on my side on the bloody battlefield that day.
I must apprehend the heart of the woman who evades me. don't know who that is yet, but I willfind her and steal her heart. until then I continue searching for a piece of mind, and a warm toilet seat. that's all I want in life.
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